Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Shrimp]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

It merely illustrates how Baldur's Gate 3 is a complete perversion of the original games,having no common points between them, besides, what? The location?

Don't forget that BG2 is one of the earlier instances of player romances in RPGs and what a mistake it was.
Even if the intentions originally were good their inclusion caused irreparable damage to the genre.

 

[Fedora Master]

Arguably it's because of thirsty nerds and fujoshi types that flocked to the genre because of it.

 

[NecroLord]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

It merely illustrates how Baldur's Gate 3 is a complete perversion of the original games,having no common points between them, besides, what? The location?

Don't forget that BG2 is one of the earlier instances of player romances in RPGs and what a mistake it was.
Even if the intentions originally were good their inclusion caused irreparable damage to the genre.

Yeah, romances are rather lame, but don't make fun of my luscious milf Jaheira.

 

[Reinhardt]

This could be the next WoW with far superior graphics, instead of some anacronistic mammoth burdened with LGBT subplots and unnecessary dialogues.
So much wasted potential...

Oh well, back to Elder Scrolls Online

By the time this game releases, wokeshit will have gone out of fashion completely.

more like "polyamorous disabled tranny vampires? not even pedo diaper furry scat fetish? what is it, 2022?"

 

[Daedalos]

Honestly what in the fuck are Larian and Swen doing all this time? I mean people are quickly forgetting all about this fucking game.

It ain't on nobodys radar right now, and I doubt new trailurs are gonna change it. Maybe the game is good, but man, finish this bitch up and release already.
I'm slowly dying.

 

[Decado]

We called this 2 years ago.

Came here to post this!

That man has good points.

Yeah, like where's Minsc? BG3 takes place one hundred years after the Bhaalspawn saga. Where could our dear Minsc possibly be? /s

Wasn't there a rumor going about that Larian was going to retcon it as him being petrified for all this time?

This is actually not a bad way to bring Minsc back into the game, at least as a companion. Pretty clever, actually. But, this is the kind of thing you can only use once, and they can't be gratuitous with the holdovers from BGII.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

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Now is the perfect time to steal boo!

 

[Koolz]

Because I checked out the Awards.

Oh My God this is bad writing it sounds like scratching a chalk board! The strings don't fit vocal the vocal comes in and doesn't fit the strings, the hall sound doesn't sound right. They need something on the main bus like Lexicon or something the whole thing hurt's the ears.

So we have a Adagio in Strings wannabe with some ethnic wailing pushed on top to create tension and it does nothing but hurt the ears, hell it hurts my mind even listening to it. It's very sharp sounding.

I honestly can't stand all this 440 A frequency. I would change everything to 432

 

[NecroLord]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

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Now is the perfect time to steal boo!

Boo is traumatized by what is just happening there...

 

[Koolz]

for those interested or looking to compose or are composing here is how you would fix this mess.

Start with just first and second violins as Piano then start adding in violas and cellos, now bring it up to mezzo forte and raise the violins higher then follow with the violas then cellos. Now add in the vocal from piano and start raise the whole thing. While this you have the vocals you can start to add in the basses. You can't just abruptly add in vocal on top of everything and use a crescendo and expect it to sound musical. The music must breath with everything else and build up to the climax. Think of Sex.

A women you must start and warm her up and then build things till a climax.

 

[Dadd]

I honestly can't stand all this 440 A frequency. I would change everything to 432

You type like a hippie bitch boy

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

This could be the next WoW with far superior graphics, instead of some anacronistic mammoth burdened with LGBT subplots and unnecessary dialogues.
So much wasted potential...

Oh well, back to Elder Scrolls Online

By the time this game releases, wokeshit will have gone out of fashion completely.

more like "polyamorous disabled tranny vampires? not even pedo diaper furry scat fetish? what is it, 2022?"

"What do you mean there's only consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation? What is this degenerate counter cultural shit?"

 

[Herumor]

Well, technically this is only an animated statue of a mentally challenged barbarian

Is it? I read somewhere this is supposed to be Minsc and Boo under a petrification spell.

 

[Lacrymas]

Is it? I read somewhere this is supposed to be Minsc and Boo under a petrification spell.

It is, at least as canon goes, but it was always an asspull.

 

[Rhobar121]

It was WotC who came up with the idea of turning into a statue, so it's not Larian's original idea.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Well, technically this is only an animated statue of a mentally challenged barbarian

Is it? I read somewhere this is supposed to be Minsc and Boo under a petrification spell.

Maybe I assumed it was "WILD MAGIC DID IT" animated statue miracle minsc, because the statue in the official art and some gay comic was bigger than a human. Even a big lad like Minsc. And with wild magic you don't have to explain shit.

Welp. I guess turning into stone made him bigger or whatever.

 

[Reinhardt]

made him bigger

i see what you did here

 

[Lagole Gon]

I did?

 

[NecroLord]

Minsc had some fine piece of black ass beside him, Dynaheir, yet even though he was her bodyguard, or was supposed to be, as she was a Wychlaran Witch, he still couldn't score any.

 

[mondblut]

We called this 2 years ago.

The "go for teh eyes boo XDXDXDXDXD" crowd is THE target audience of this game.

 

[Tyranicon]

everytime I visit this thread

I don't even know why I'm still interested in this game because it looks and reads like everything I hate about nu-rpgs.

 

[Lacrymas]

Eh, I'll buy it at -75% off.

 

[Lagole Gon]

You niggas need to stop hating Minsc and Boo.
It was a perfectly fine silly gimmick character for a simple low level BG1 adventure.
The problem is making him an overused mascot and milking his tits so long they start squirting blood.

 

[lycanwarrior]

Honestly what in the fuck are Larian and Swen doing all this time? I mean people are quickly forgetting all about this fucking game.

It ain't on nobodys radar right now, and I doubt new trailurs are gonna change it. Maybe the game is good, but man, finish this bitch up and release already.
I'm slowly dying.

That'll change once Larian actually provides a solid release date.

 

[Rhobar121]

I think it's soon, otherwise I don't see why they are on TGA and why they released the teaser.
Especially since other big events were completely ignored.
This is probably the moment when the game will start to pop out of the fridge.