Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Fedora Master]

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Weird, the AI sounds like something Roguey would post.

 

[NecroLord]

Larian Cultists are too busy having belgian cum all over their faces. It makes it hard for them to see things clearly.
Remember when they review bombed the older Baldur's Gate games on Steam because they were too "difficult"?
Yeah.

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

Aren't Larian the ones who bitched about how their play testers kept choosing white males in BG3 instead of freakshit?
Or was that Owlcat in Wrath?

>make a deep character creator
>open it for beta testing
>most people make the same character
>therefore won't report what helmets or capes clip on demons or elves
>make a joke about this
>GamerGators wage unholy jihad on you for years to come
Something something snowflake.

Not gonna lie, a race of perpetually irate alligators who worship video games sounds pretty funny.
Alligator mount for the Codex mascot when?

 

[whydoibother]

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[Dadd]

Infinitron 2.0

 

[whydoibother]

COMPLETELY UNBIASED OBJECTIVE MACHINE GENERATED REVIEWS FOR THE BALDUR''S GATE 3 EARLY ACCESS

Review 1:

Baldur's Gate 3 is a fantastic addition to the beloved Baldur's Gate series. The game features stunning graphics and a deep, engaging storyline that will keep players hooked for hours on end. The character development and gameplay mechanics are top-notch, and the game does a great job of capturing the feel of the Dungeons and Dragons universe. Overall, Baldur's Gate 3 is a must-play for fans of the series and newcomers alike.

Review 2:

Baldur's Gate 3 is an epic RPG game that has truly captured the essence of the Baldur's Gate series. The game features stunning graphics, deep character development, and an immersive story that will keep players engaged for hours on end.

The combat system is dynamic and challenging, with a variety of enemies and abilities to keep players on their toes. The character customization options are extensive, allowing players to truly create their own unique hero.

The game world is vast and filled with hidden secrets, quests, and treasures to discover. The dialogue choices and branching storylines add to the game's replayability, as players can experience different outcomes depending on their choices.

Overall, Baldur's Gate 3 is a must-play for fans of the series and RPG enthusiasts alike. The game delivers on all fronts, and is a true masterpiece in the world of video gaming.

Review 3:

Baldur's Gate 3 is an incredibly immersive and engaging video game. The graphics and sound design are top-notch, creating a truly realistic and atmospheric world to explore. The gameplay is deep and complex, with a wide range of character classes and abilities to choose from.

The storyline is captivating and well-written, with plenty of twists and turns to keep players engaged. The game also offers a wealth of side quests and optional content, allowing players to truly customize their experience.

The combat system is challenging but rewarding, with a variety of strategic options and abilities to use in battle. The game also features multiplayer modes, allowing players to team up and explore the world together.

Overall, Baldur's Gate 3 is a must-play for fans of the RPG genre. Its engaging gameplay, deep character customization, and immersive world make it an incredibly satisfying and rewarding experience.

Review 4:

Baldur's Gate 3 is an epic and immersive RPG that is sure to captivate fans of the genre. The game features a vast open world that is filled with danger, adventure, and mystery. The character customization options are impressive, allowing players to create a unique and fully-realized avatar that truly feels like their own. The combat system is challenging and rewarding, with a variety of skills and abilities to unlock and master.

The story is engaging and full of twists and turns, making it easy to become lost in the world of Baldur's Gate. The voice acting is top-notch, with a talented cast of actors bringing the characters to life in a way that feels genuine and authentic. The graphics are stunning, with detailed environments and character models that truly bring the game to life.

Overall, Baldur's Gate 3 is an impressive game that offers hours upon hours of entertainment for fans of RPGs. The depth and complexity of the world, combined with engaging gameplay, make this game a must-play for anyone looking for a truly epic adventure.

Review 5:

I recently played Baldur's Gate 3 and was blown away by its impressive graphics and immersive gameplay. The story is captivating and filled with complex characters, making it easy to become invested in the game's world.

Combat is challenging and requires strategy and quick thinking, making each battle feel exciting and intense. The game also offers a variety of different classes and abilities to choose from, allowing for unique and personalized gameplay experiences.

The game's interface is user-friendly and easy to navigate, and the voice acting is top-notch, bringing the characters to life. The game's open-world environment is vast and filled with hidden treasures and quests to discover, making each playthrough feel fresh and exciting.

Overall, Baldur's Gate 3 is a must-play for fans of the genre and offers hours of engaging gameplay.

 

[Fedora Master]

Jfc it's indistinguishable from real reviews

 

[d1r]

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Weird, the AI sounds like something Roguey would post.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Holy shit, Fluent's a bot! They've infiltrated us! Every 'dexer for themselves!

 

[Alienman]

This is how Skynet start. Manipulating BG3 reviews, then suddenly nukes.

 

[Jermu]

 

[NecroLord]

Witcher 4 looks dope.

 

[d1r]

What a horrible trailer that was.
Also, we want the black, gay, midget audience.

 

[rojay]

Jaheira is back too, I guess?

 

[Cyberarmy]

Jaheira is back too, I guess?

I was about the say the same thing! And she looks uglier then ever...

 

[AwesomeButton]

"The kind who takes kindly...." lmao was this the winner of Larian's community machinima contest?

 

[Nano]

She doesn't sound like Jaheira. Guess Larian hasn't been able to find the original voice actress either.

 

[Great Deceiver]

I hadn't played this before so decided to give it a go, just reached the beach (lol another one of these).

Why are there so many cutscenes? They all look terrible in a non-intentional, uncanny valley sort of way. The engine seems competent enough, by why prioritize this sort of shit? Who the fuck even cares about facial expressions and muh dialogue with dramatic camera angles in a top-down arpeegee?

Not a fan of the interface either. Combat seems good enough, but there's this overriding feeling that the production of the game ballooned out of control and the new bloated Larian prioritized all the wrong aspects of design.

 

[Nano]

Why are there so many cutscenes? They all look terrible in a non-intentional sort of way. The engine seems competent enough, by why prioritize this sort of shit? Who the fuck even cares?

Dragon Age fans, the target audience for this game.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

It's really odd giving a game that was supposed to be released some time this year that was delayed until next year that's still in Early Access gets a reward. What's going to happen next? Is Todd going to anounce the TESVI game of the year edition?

 

[mediocrepoet]

It's really odd giving a game that was supposed to be released some time this year that was delayed until next year that's still in Early Access gets a reward. What's going to happen next? Is Todd going to anounce the TESVI game of the year edition?

Best Vapourware, six years running! Pre-order now!

 

[Jermu]

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Jaheria hit the wall pretty hard.

Can this whorebag not change her hairstyle once in 150 years?

 

[mediocrepoet]

She's a druid. How many brushes and mirrors do you find out in the middle of the woods. She probably hasn't showered in like a decade.

 

[Larianshill]

Jaheria hit the wall pretty hard.

Well, it has been over 100 years.