Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Lagole Gon]

I suggest "Anime" and "NSFW" tags for this thread.

 

[Swen]

Release date will be announced.

 

[serch]

Hey, dawg! Why don't you announce when you will announce the release date, so we can have an announcement of the announcement?

 

[just]

my uncle said fall 2023

 

[NecroLord]

You niggas need to stop hating Minsc and Boo.
It was a perfectly fine silly gimmick character for a simple low level BG1 adventure.
The problem is making him an overused mascot and milking his tits so long they start squirting blood.

I agree. The gimmick is good for the first time, but it has grown old, due to the "new wave" of retarded Baldur's Gate Fans, you know, those Beamdog cocksuckers and now Larian.

 

[Fedora Master]

my uncle said fall 2023

Ultimate Edition that's actually finished by 2026

 

[Gradenmayer]

Well, technically this is only an animated statue of a mentally challenged barbarian

Is it? I read somewhere this is supposed to be Minsc and Boo under a petrification spell.

Maybe I assumed it was "WILD MAGIC DID IT" animated statue miracle minsc, because the statue in the official art and some gay comic was bigger than a human. Even a big lad like Minsc. And with wild magic you don't have to explain shit.

Welp. I guess turning into stone made him bigger or whatever.

You are partially right about wild magic part. It is what unpetrified him in the comic book.

Sadly it's actually him and he goes back to normal size right after.

If you can be fucked to read this shit, here you go. I don't recommend it though.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Du...-of-Baldur-s-Gate/Issue-1?id=91892&quality=lq

 

[Dadd]

Yeah Minsc is an excellent character for dismissing

 

[The_Mask]

Sadly it's actually him and he goes back to normal size right after.

See? That would've been a fun twist. Having an oversized Minsc running around. But have Boo turn diminutive. Have some laughs with that. You can get creative.

Will we get *creative*? That's the real question.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Sadly it's actually him and he goes back to normal size right after.

See? That would've been a fun twist. Having an oversized Minsc running around. But have Boo turn diminutive. Have some laughs with that. You can get creative.

Will we get *creative*? That's the real question.

Better yet, Boo could be turned into an actual giant space hamster, from the Spelljammer campaign setting:

MC7 Monstrous Compendium Spelljammer Appendix, 1990

 

[Fedora Master]

Why has nobody made a new Spelljammer game anyway.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Why has nobody made a new Spelljammer game anyway.

Original settings are so hard for nu-developers.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Why has nobody made a new Spelljammer game anyway.

Original settings are so hard for nu-developers.

And Spelljammer was always kind of gonzo. I don't think it ever took off that much, even at the height of 2E. Certainly no one in my circle at the time was into it, and we tended to pick up everything.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Yeah but there some really nice, original settings out there. Waiting to be used again in games like Al-Quadim, Dark Sun, Ravenloft, Dragonlance and etc
But also I fear they are going to rape the settings nowadays, making them woke. Don't even want to think about a woke Dark Sun game...

 

[Cryomancer]

But also I fear they are going to rape the settings nowadays, making them woke.

Wokism not only destroyed IRL but also destroyed fictional worlds. I in the past wished that they would bring the iconic stuff back but not I realize that they would transform any D&D setting into high fantasy Commiefornia...

 

[luj1]

Don't even want to think about a woke Dark Sun game...

We wuz kangs -black mul

 

[luj1]

I don't even know why I'm still interested in this game because it looks and reads like everything I hate about nu-rpgs.

It has some interesting subsystems but its unfortunately ruined by "cinematic" gameplay and wokeism

and Early Access of course

 

[Infinitron]

 

[luj1]

Infinitron citation needed for what, bum?

 

[luj1]

Patch 36 of game 17

 

[Swen]

I don't even know why I'm still interested in this game because it looks and reads like everything I hate about nu-rpgs.

It has some interesting subsystems but its unfortunately ruined by "cinematic" gameplay and wokeism

and Early Access of course

What's "woke" about BG3?

 

[Fedora Master]

I don't even know why I'm still interested in this game because it looks and reads like everything I hate about nu-rpgs.

It has some interesting subsystems but its unfortunately ruined by "cinematic" gameplay and wokeism

and Early Access of course

What's "woke" about BG3?

Whenever you attacked one of the apostles, your hand closed around slimy
matter which immediately separated and slipped through the fingers and the next moment
reconstituted itself. If you struck such an annihilating blow that, observed by the audience, he
had no choice but to agree with you, and thus you thought you had taken one step forward, the
next day your amazement would be great. The Larianfag knew nothing at all about yesterday and
repeated his same old twaddle as though nothing had happened; if you angrily challenged him
on this, he could not remember a thing other than he had demonstrated the correctness of his
assertions on the previous day.

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

Aren't Larian the ones who bitched about how their play testers kept choosing white males in BG3 instead of freakshit?
Or was that Owlcat in Wrath?

 

[whydoibother]

I don't even know why I'm still interested in this game because it looks and reads like everything I hate about nu-rpgs.

It has some interesting subsystems but its unfortunately ruined by "cinematic" gameplay and wokeism

and Early Access of course

What's "woke" about BG3?

Whenever you attacked one of the apostles, your hand closed around slimy
matter which immediately separated and slipped through the fingers and the next moment
reconstituted itself. If you struck such an annihilating blow that, observed by the audience, he
had no choice but to agree with you, and thus you thought you had taken one step forward, the
next day your amazement would be great. The Larianfag knew nothing at all about yesterday and
repeated his same old twaddle as though nothing had happened; if you angrily challenged him
on this, he could not remember a thing other than he had demonstrated the correctness of his
assertions on the previous day.

This passage seems to be describing a frustrating and seemingly futile interaction with someone. The individual being attacked is referred to as a "Larianfag," which is a term that I am not familiar with. It is described as being immune to any challenges or arguments made against it, and continues to repeat its beliefs without being affected by any counterarguments. This makes it difficult for the person attacking the Larianfag to make any progress or convince them of anything different.

This post generated by Open AI.

 

[whydoibother]

Aren't Larian the ones who bitched about how their play testers kept choosing white males in BG3 instead of freakshit?
Or was that Owlcat in Wrath?

>make a deep character creator
>open it for beta testing
>most people make the same character
>therefore won't report what helmets or capes clip on demons or elves
>make a joke about this
>GamerGators wage unholy jihad on you for years to come
Something something snowflake.