Outlander
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Choose:
One evil alien green woman.
One fat pink hair human genderfluid “female”.
the green alien is the lesser evil.
Or refuse both and choose masturbation.
The true neutral path
Choose:
One evil alien green woman.
One fat pink hair human genderfluid “female”.
the green alien is the lesser evil.
In this world there are degenerates who actually like big tiddies, so I don't find it hard to believe there is someone who wants to fuck disgusting noseless green aliensImagine looking at Shadowheart and the Githyanki and seriously saying, "Yeah I want the noseless one."
I wonder why they're exposing companions like that in the first place? I'm aware they did exactly that with DOS2 but... why? Is it really that attractive from marketing perspective? Besides, now we have rather nasty gith as a fucking frontman and they all are killable/replaceable anyway. Wouldn't be better to have just the city behind the logo instead? Or even something darker like they did it in some promo materialFor some reason they have changed key art on Steam.
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After:
That Warlock guy who was not shown at the PAX demo is removed. They said he will be available at EA.
Have you seen footage of her? She looks annoying as fuck. At least the Githyanki girl knows how to have a good time.Imagine looking at Shadowheart and the Githyanki and seriously saying, "Yeah I want the noseless one."
Viconia's was the only improvement IMO. Edwin looks goofy, Minsc looks uglier than he did in BG1, Imoen looks too childish, and Jaheira looks like a fish.
My MC is too much of a chad to be calling her name during sex.Am not sure I'll stop laughing at her name long enough to have sex though.I can't believe no one wants to fuck Shadowheart. You are truly worthy bearers of Bioware's legacy.
Yeah but I as i said, I won't even get to start the sex, her name is too crappy.My MC is too much of a chad to be calling her name during sex.Am not sure I'll stop laughing at her name long enough to have sex though.I can't believe no one wants to fuck Shadowheart. You are truly worthy bearers of Bioware's legacy.
What if she has a black void instead of a vagina?What if Shadowheart has black void instead the heart? That woman won't do any good.
Have you seen footage of her? She looks annoying as fuck.
Shadowheart is deceitful and treacherous as Yoshimo. Calling it.But she has such a cute voice so she can't have a black heart!
I can't believe no one wants to fuck Shadowheart. You are truly worthy bearers of Bioware's legacy.
Please write more bg fanfic, I'm into itWhat if Shadowheart is like, "Oh Generic Giant Spider, I'm so scared, I don't know what to do... the Illithid are coming and there's dragons and... and... make love to me. Please. I need the embrace of a man tonight." But, while sharpening my battle axe I'm all like, "No, we mustn't... well okay maybe a little bit." Then the morning after she covers her chest with the blanket all modestly like a proper woman of great repute should (regardless if you've seen her fully nude or not) while I prepare my exit and she pleads me to stay and I turn back to coolly state, "Sorry doll, gotta go throw my boots at some kobolds for a side quest."
Citation needed on "edgy-angsty"! And foregoing even that in favor of inter-species is definetly more pro-Bioware :DI can't believe no one wants to fuck Shadowheart. You are truly worthy bearers of Bioware's legacy.
so edgy-angsty female romance options is anti-Bioware now
Get with the times, scum."I need the embrace of amangender-unspecified organism tonight."