Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Lacrymas]

If that 89 refers to 1689, it might be accurate.

 

[Nihiliste]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

 

[Heroic Liberator]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

Two sides of the same coin.

 

[BarbequeMasta]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

It's kind fitting though.

 

[fantadomat]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

well it is continuation of the bioware's finest franchise,it is only natural.

 

[Yosharian]

Shadowheart is already in, so.

Oh come on.

 

[fantadomat]

If that 89 refers to 1689, it might be accurate.

Come on,be honest here. Which one would prefer to smash first,this glorious elegant german noble with taste for symphonic music or have a boring scissoring with someone called ....buahahahahahaha.....shadowheart....buahahahahahaha?!

 

[Lacrymas]

To be perfectly honest, Shadowheart. I might go for the blackish dude second, but I'm not touching the vampire.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

To be perfectly honest, Shadowheart. I might go for the blackish dude second, but I'm not touching the vampire.

Just take the path of the ascetic paladin, comrade. No qts to be found in this game.

 

[fantadomat]

To be perfectly honest, Shadowheart. I might go for the blackish dude second, but I'm not touching the vampire.

So you prefer to be the submissive....interesting.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

To be perfectly honest, Shadowheart. I might go for the blackish dude second, but I'm not touching the vampire.

So you prefer to be the submissive....interesting.

Turns out that Lacrymas is the top qt to talk about ITT after all.

 

[Nihiliste]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

well it is continuation of the bioware's finest franchise,it is only natural.

I wasn’t under the impression until now that codexers played BG2 for the romances or thought they were something other than cancer

 

[Heroic Liberator]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

well it is continuation of the bioware's finest franchise,it is only natural.

I wasn’t under the impression until now that codexers played BG2 for the romances or thought they were something other than cancer

Once more, there is only one good romance in BG2 and that is...

Spoiler

The de'Arnise Romance mod.

Spoiler

Still no ToB component though.

 

[fantadomat]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

well it is continuation of the bioware's finest franchise,it is only natural.

I wasn’t under the impression until now that codexers played BG2 for the romances or thought they were something other than cancer

Ahhh,it is part of the game,it is only natural to do it while doing a full playtrough. As for this thread,well it is more of mocking how shit they all look and discussing about which picture you would potentially wank to when drunk. Nobody here is seriously hyped about larian romance lol. Have you seen how creepy their dos2 sex scene was????

 

[fantadomat]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

well it is continuation of the bioware's finest franchise,it is only natural.

I wasn’t under the impression until now that codexers played BG2 for the romances or thought they were something other than cancer

Once more, there is only one good romance in BG2 and that is...

Spoiler

The de'Arnise Romance mod.

Spoiler

Still no ToB component though.

Nah,the pigeon girl is the best romance,it is bitchy like any other wench,but at least it delivers a heir to my wast amount of money and bags filled with exotic weapons! And on top of that she can heal and nuke at the same time .

 

[Heroic Liberator]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

well it is continuation of the bioware's finest franchise,it is only natural.

I wasn’t under the impression until now that codexers played BG2 for the romances or thought they were something other than cancer

Once more, there is only one good romance in BG2 and that is...

Spoiler

The de'Arnise Romance mod.

Spoiler

Still no ToB component though.

Nah,the pigeon girl is the best romance,it is bitchy like any other wench,but at least it delivers a heir to my wast amount of money and bags filled with exotic weapons! And on top of that she can heal and nuke at the same time .

No need for an heir when you ascend to godhood, comrade.

 

[fantadomat]

To be perfectly honest, Shadowheart. I might go for the blackish dude second, but I'm not touching the vampire.

So you prefer to be the submissive....interesting.

Turns out that Lacrymas is the top qt to talk about ITT after all.

It just shows that the Bulgars are top tier nation in EU,even our fags are superior to the rest !

 

[fantadomat]

this thread has rapidly degenerated into biodrone territory

well it is continuation of the bioware's finest franchise,it is only natural.

I wasn’t under the impression until now that codexers played BG2 for the romances or thought they were something other than cancer

Once more, there is only one good romance in BG2 and that is...

Spoiler

The de'Arnise Romance mod.

Spoiler

Still no ToB component though.

Nah,the pigeon girl is the best romance,it is bitchy like any other wench,but at least it delivers a heir to my wast amount of money and bags filled with exotic weapons! And on top of that she can heal and nuke at the same time .

No need for an heir when you ascend to godhood, comrade.

Meh,why become a god when you can kill it instead?

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Meh,why become a god when you can kill it instead?

Better a god than a puny human.

 

[Iluvcheezcake]

You think so? Those are very Japanese styles while this is just your typical a fringed bob.

It is not a typical bob, she got a long braid too, with some decorations:

Spoiler

Damn thats Karen, hope the manager is ok

 

[Lyric Suite]

Polanski attempted to ruin this piece, Clockwork Orange style, by associating it with evil and psychopathy in that retarded film of his starring Sigourney Weaver that nobody remembers because it was such a fucking embarrassment. Kiddie fiddlers, aren't they wonderful?

 

[Dramart]

In this world there are degenerates who actually like big tiddies, so I don't find it hard to believe there is someone who wants to fuck disgusting noseless green aliens

Don't tell me that liking being big (human) tiddies is to be a degenerate, don't compare it with the degenerates who want to get laid with a frog-fish lady with goblin ears.

 

[User0001]

All dating sim nerdery and waifu debating in this thread exemplify what's wrong with mankind. Castrate everyone!

 

[Peachcurl]

Castrate everyone!

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I hate romances in RPGs, don't get me wrong, absolutely terrible.

But we've all succumbed to Drow porn at some point. We're in a BG thread, we can at least all come clean on that. In fact I'll throw the gauntlet down and say if you haven't then you don't belong on this site to begin with.