Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Desiderius]

You can't be heartbroken if you're in it just for the fucking part.

Wildly inaccurate.

 

[Spectacle]

Seriously, you're only a cuck if you're expecting faithfulness and don't get it, and no sane man should expect that from a random non-human slut. If you fuck a slut and the next night she fucks one of your bros then that only confirms that she's a slut, but you already knew that so who cares? At least you got laid, and if she suddenly gets needy and emotional you can blow her off with good conscience.

 

[Desiderius]

Seriously, you're only a cuck if you're expecting faithfulness and don't get it, and no sane man should expect that from a random non-human slut. If you fuck a slut and the next night she fucks one of your bros then that only confirms that she's a slut, but you already knew that so who cares?

When she doesn’t turn out to be a slut. Usually the one who ends up heartbroken when she tries that is the chick. Either way one of you is.

Giths? Whatever, wouldn’t.

 

[Gargaune]

Are you people seriously debating the conjugal implications of banging that irradiated goblin?

 

[Desiderius]

Are you people seriously debating the conjugal implications of banging that irradiated goblin?

No, just the wisdom of thinking you’re going to avoid heartbreak by only fucking.

Form follows function. Best way to avoid heartbreak is a healthy and extensive progeny.

 

[Swen]

Don't forget to buy early access phaggots, I need to buy a new yacht.

 

[Elex]

Don't forget to buy early access phaggots, I need to buy a new yacht.

Then work faster.

 

[Bara]

1d4chan lives again

Here's the article people were talking about before

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Forgotten_Realms#Forgotten_Realms_And_Sex

At the bottom of the article I saw this line...

An attempt to Retcon the massively corrupt and crime ridden city of Waterdeep into "Seattle during Pride" was actually met with significant backlash.

Did they fucking really try this shit?

 

[Lacrymas]

I think that warrants a [citation needed]

 

[Gyor]

1d4chan lives again

Here's the article people were talking about before

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Forgotten_Realms#Forgotten_Realms_And_Sex

At the bottom of the article I saw this line...

An attempt to Retcon the massively corrupt and crime ridden city of Waterdeep into "Seattle during Pride" was actually met with significant backlash.

Did they fucking really try this shit?

Its a vast overstatement.

 

[Fedora Master]

Says a lot about the state of 1d4ch when they have to make the gay pride stuff a "skub" section.

 

[Roguey]

Did they fucking really try this shit?

 

[Bara]

Ah it's in the dragon heist book no wonder I never saw it. They really picked one of the best cities for that I'm surprised they actually tried this and expected no backlash.

 

[J1M]

Show the passage about how those who live in the countryside are evil Trump worshippers.

 

[Elex]

1d4chan lives again

Here's the article people were talking about before

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Forgotten_Realms#Forgotten_Realms_And_Sex

At the bottom of the article I saw this line...



Did they fucking really try this shit?

Well now baldur’s gate is the gotham of the setting

 

[Shaewaroz]

Have any of the Divinity games had trannies or SJW NPCs?

At least Larian is not Beamdog, right?

 

[Joseph Stalin]

So, Liselle, she’s the Githyanki. And Githyanki don’t really do monogamy. So if you sleep with Liselle one night at camp, the next night you might well just find her sleeping with somebody else. And she’s going to be like, ‘oh, that was a bit of fun, wasn’t it? How are you doing?’ And you’re just like, ‘oh!’ Heartbroken!

https://www.vg247.com/2020/02/27/baldurs-gate-3-dungeons-and-dragons/
Saerain

So you're that retard who keeps spamming this on every... single... BG3 thread on 4chan. Comrades, we have a true blue autistic retard here.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Is it shit?

 

[The Wall]

Why SJW writers can't write about anything else except themselves, disgusting fetishes and their multi-culti, globo-homo, crime-ridden, stinky cities???

Communists used to be decent writers, but these aren't even that, they wear that ideology as a mask. They're abominations

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Communists used to be decent writers,

Name one.

 

[The Wall]

Name one

One who wrote book that painted half of world map red. Fuck them, but they used to be semi-sane and creative. Now? Just retarded

 

[Harthwain]

Communists used to be decent writers,

Name one.

Lem?

 

[The Wall]

Lol dude, most of sci-fi/fantasy writers since 60s were considered back then and some would even today as woke. They knew how to write, big difference

 

[Storyfag]

Communists used to be decent writers,

Name one.

Lem?

Not really a true believer in the Communist Manifesto. He of course paid lip service were he had to, but didn't quite go beyond that.

 

[Goldschmidt]

Don't forget to buy early access phaggots, I need to buy a new yacht.

Keep your dick out of my pants tonight. Then maybe we can discuss the yacht.