NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[deuxhero]

Every year it's the same stale ass jokes.

"We just received leaked news about a sequel / new season / revival of [insert popular game / show / movie here]!"

April Fools! xd lol lmao rofl

I think the only one I've ever found somewhat clever was EGM's 'how to unlock Sonic in Super Smash Bros Melee' article complete with photoshopped screens, though admittedly I was a lot younger back then.

The gun industry did some pretty good ones this year.


Gunsmithing supply store Brownells also sent out a press release announcing their expansion into falconry.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The best April Fool's I saw this year actually comes from Iceland.

The shopping mall Kringlan put out large containers of those blue shoe covers at every entrance along with signs that read "CAUTION, FRESHLY LACQUERED MARBLE FLOOR".

Cue 90% of people in the place wearing blue shoe covers for no reason.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

Every year it's the same stale ass jokes.

"We just received leaked news about a sequel / new season / revival of [insert popular game / show / movie here]!"

April Fools! xd lol lmao rofl

I think the only one I've ever found somewhat clever was EGM's 'how to unlock Sonic in Super Smash Bros Melee' article complete with photoshopped screens, though admittedly I was a lot younger back then.

The gun industry did some pretty good ones this year.


Gunsmithing supply store Brownells also sent out a press release announcing their expansion into falconry.

I guess the CEO played Sniper Elite

 

[markec]

 

[Alienman]

Rip Hartman. Didn't know about that.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

That may be because Hartman's death almost canned another character that bears many similarities to Blasto:

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Average Manatee]

I watched this whole stupid video just because I wanted to see how ridiculous it would look to have a pony burst firing an SMG, or in power armor, or w/e, and the idiot who made this just runs around the temple with a spear. Now I'm being tempted to download it and skip to Navarro, because this incompetent fool had ONE FUCKING JOB and he failed it.

 

[PlanHex]

Also that mod is 5 years old.
Spawned by some old fanfic that ended up getting its own wiki to keep track of the universe: http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria_Wiki

I'd post a "better" video here, but the one linked from the creator is just an entire hour of running around the temple instead of just 5 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWywu3aqzz8

 

[Spectacle]

Heresy has no expiration date, brothers. Purge this filth whenever it appears!

 

[Max Stats]

That may be because Hartman's death almost canned another character that bears many similarities to Blasto:

Good thing the show didn't launch before Phil was murdered or Zap would have vanished down the same hole as Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
And Fry would probably a have a different 1st name.

 

[CryptRat]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[pippin]

Crashing this trash site.

 

[Grimlorn]

Crashing this trash site.

With no survivors.

 

[Tom Selleck]

The Butt Cancer Rises

Am I doing this right?

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

- You're a top seller
- For you

 

[Mr. Pink]

idk who this is but shes hotter than that zelda slut

Spoiler

 

[Gerrard]

Warning, ancient memes coming through

 

[Tom Selleck]

100% of all teachers have 17 year old autistic boy handwriting and mark in a giant crayola marker / 10

 

[Unkillable Cat]

100% of all teachers have 17 year old autistic boy handwriting and mark in a giant crayola marker / 10

They have to reach through to their students somehow.

 

[A horse of course]

100% of all teachers have 17 year old autistic boy handwriting and mark in a giant crayola marker / 10

You have to write that way to make it legible. Regular cursive is unreadable to anyone else.

 

[hajro]

 

[hajro]

My handwriting looks like moonrunes oh well bois

 

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