NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Inziladun]

Alright, this is not a thread, but it's still funny, in a weird sort of way:
The evil of RPGs: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

I'm Scared.

 

[whatusername]

A toast... to Todd!?

 

[hiciacit]

Alright, this is not a thread, but it's still funny, in a weird sort of way:
The evil of RPGs: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

That entire site is just golden.

EDIT: Apperantly being a plant get's you into heaven: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0945/0945_01.asp

 

[Kraszu]

The funny thing is that you burn in hell even if never know about religion according to that. That is pretty sick.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0080/0080_01.asp

You will go hell for someting that you never did, no mather if you are good or not. Look haw friten he looks.

 

[Slith]

The funny thing is that you burn in hell even if never know about religion according to that. That is pretty sick.

What I found more unsettling was the fact that the comic was straight up advertisement for chick tracts. Is the website supposed to be satire?

 

[HotSnack]

Chick is awesome. That he used to be a DnD player himself only furthers his awesomeness. In all seriousness though, there is a rant somewhere on that site about religion in rpgs and if I recall correctly, one of his complaints was something like "religion in rpgs teaches you that if you do X, then God gives you spell Y" which I do have to agree. Religion in rpgs for most cases should NOT be about getting mad powahz (powers as in casting force lightning, not as in having a really nice church and your own theme park, which would be cool, but only if you wanted to play as that kind of a religious leader).

 

[Lumpy]

The funny thing is that you burn in hell even if never know about religion according to that. That is pretty sick.

What I found more unsettling was the fact that the comic was straight up advertisement for chick tracts. Is the website supposed to be satire?

Of course not. That's what makes it funny.

 

[Grafo]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp

This shit is just insane. The guy makes statements and doesn't even try to back them up with historical evidence.

And it's so funny the way in one of the panels you see a member of what looks to be the KKK, an organization known for its hatred of Catholics, an organization thats a product of protestant views. Heh just like these shitty cartoons then.

Gah, theres just too many things wrong with it to even try to list.

 

[Monica21]

Alright, this is not a thread, but it's still funny, in a weird sort of way:
The evil of RPGs: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Mike is totally hot.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Someone please tell me if I'm missing something, or has nobody in this thread actually explained what Oblivion's good points are?

 

[RK47]

Maiq the Liar in Oblivion can tell you EVERYTHING

oh, Summer loves level scaling

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 1671&st=20

 

[Monica21]

Maiq the Liar in Oblivion can tell you EVERYTHING

oh, Summer loves level scaling

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 1671&st=20

At least she's stopped whining about how offended she is when anyone says Oblivion is dumbed down.

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

I was thrilled by the added leveled scaling.

 

[User was nabbed fit]

I've come to the conclusion that hardcore Oblivion fanboys are in severe denial, and need to seek psychiatric help immediately (today it's Oblibion, but who knows where it'll end). Well, at least they would were they to actually venture outside once in a while and interact with commendable people.

 

[Direwolf]

Alright, this is not a thread, but it's still funny, in a weird sort of way:
The evil of RPGs: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

I have to admit that I didn't to want to read the whole strip and scrolled down to see how long it was. When I saw Jesus and Lord in the same sentence without 'fucking' anywhere nearby I realised that was a smart decision.

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

That guy is crazy, I bet he had dinner with Bush.

 

[TheGreatGodPan]

That guy is crazy, I bet he had dinner with Bush.

Uh, Chick has been crazy long before anyone cared about W.

 

[denizsi]

New interesting thread at ESF:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=553201

The OP gave a link to a research page about RPG crowds but he apparently added a right parenthesis to the end of the url by mistake, and some guy:

Your link is broken. Just thought I'd let you know.

Ok, maybe it's reasonable to miss that, but it's ESF afterall.


Some ıtger guy took the time to make this

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=984024

And one of the climactic posts:

P.S. I am a Hardcore RPGer, I probably am better than you at most games, so shut up about how the people who like Oblivion are no good at other games. That doesn't ever make sense!!!!!!!

Magnificent.

 

[whitemithrandir]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=556309

RETARD ALERT!

 

[stargelman]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=556309

RETARD ALERT!

Wow, that's just... pathetic!

BTW, yesterday, for the first time, former fanboy stargelman had one of his posts ... deleted! I mentioned the Codex. I wonder if that is why?

Really? I thought it was because Pete was afraid that if the devs graced any form of critizism with a reply, they'd somehow magically validate it. Isn't that why they're not posting on the Codex anymore?

 

[whatusername]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=556309

RETARD ALERT!

That thread my headache even worse.

This part made me dizzy:

Now Todd Howard himself - I hear people whinge and whine about Todd all day, people [censored]ing about the effort he has put in to Oblivion, how he sucks, how he "Doesn't read books" well, the truth is;

Todd Howard earns more money than you.
He probably drives a Jag or some other car you will only see in the motoring magazine
He probably owns a massive house
He is well respected
He has admiration from MILLIONS
He is probably better looking than you
He probably has more friends than you

 

[Vidken]

I for one wouldn't mind Oblivion but in a Fallout universe with shotguns and mutants.

Yes I would pay to play such a game.

WOW IT'LL BE LIKE DOOM 3 BUT WITH STATS AND DAYLIGHT AND WHORES AND DRUGS

Oh no! Radscorpions are coming through the crumbling temple wall! Equip your shotgun by pressing [E] and fire it using [Left Mouse Button]!!!

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I for one wouldn't mind Oblivion but in a Fallout universe with shotguns and mutants.

Yes I would pay to play such a game.

WOW IT'LL BE LIKE DOOM 3 BUT WITH STATS AND DAYLIGHT AND WHORES AND DRUGS

Oh no! Radscorpions are coming through the crumbling temple wall! Equip your shotgun by pressing [E] and fire it using [Left Mouse Button]!!!

I saw a radscorpion yesterday.
I heard the brotherhood of steel is recruiting again.
Do you think what happened at Arroyo could happen here?

 

[Vidken]

I saw a radscorpion yesterday.
I heard the brotherhood of steel is recruiting again.
Do you think what happened at Arroyo could happen here?

- *Grunt*
- RUMORS

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I saw a radscorpion yesterday.
I heard the brotherhood of steel is recruiting again.
Do you think what happened at Arroyo could happen here?

- *Grunt*
- RUMORS

NEW RENO!
I was born and brought up in Reno. All those food traffickers make life here a living hell.
FOOD TRAFFICKERS!
Yeah, they deal illegal sandwiches and... *whisper* hamburgers to folks. Even little kids. It's sickening.
HAMBURGERS!