NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[TheHeroOfTime]

Imagine a battle royale but with mechas in a post-apocalyptic world.

 

[Bocian]

https://minecraft.net/en-us/article/final-fantasy-xv-skin-pack-out-now

Final Fantasy XV Skin Pack out now

 

[catfood]

https://minecraft.net/en-us/article/final-fantasy-xv-skin-pack-out-now

Final Fantasy XV Skin Pack out now

It's like giving AIDS to AIDS.

 

[HansDampf]

This has likely been posted before but this dude, Ástor Alexander, has some ... uh ... interesting fan art.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Live streams? Fuck no. At best, you can get someone playing maybe a shooter, someone who knows all the levels, the secrets and is actually good so they go around blasting everything and getting to the end of a level fast. Watching someone who is new to the game is generally horror. I've watched a bit some guy play Dark Souls and Bloodborne. He was actually quite good at them as he was coming from Dark Souls 3, but God the streams were terrible. Neither BB or DaS are necessarily games to be played at snail pace, but one shouldn't rush through them. In an image or prerecorded LP you could take your time, in a live stream you have to keep the short attention span monkeys entertained by always moving forwards, always progressing even if you just rush through areas or miss important stuff. For example, the guy I was watching, for example, missed two very obvious armor sets in Bloodborne because he was blowing through areas and missed almost all but 2 of the upgrades for his Estus in DaS, again for the same reason.

If you can miss upgrades and still progress, they weren't that important then

There are a few I watch consistently (I post clips on the random videos thread sometimes), one sometimes plays fortnite which I don't really give a shit about but I still tune on because he talks about music/movies/general gaming/etc, so it's fun to have on while you're doing other stuff, looking at the screen when something funny happens, and with weird/less popular games it's a chance to talk with others in the chat about them (Bad Mojo was pretty entertaining with everyone trying to understand what the hell was going on and how to progress). I watched some of the Ninja/Drake stream, he's really good so presumably it was great for players trying to get better at it, but I lost interest quickly since it was just them playing normally and grunting directions to each other, and the enemies were apparently just randos. (chat was an unreadable blur of emotes)

Seeing someone's first reactions to a game you know well can be fun, too. It's the closest you can get to a fresh experience. Just gotta control your urge to teach them how to play "correctly" if they're not specifically asking for hints.

 

[markec]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

British industrual designer and pioneer in computer designs Rick Dickinson passed away earlier this week.

He was the in-house industrial designer at Sinclair Research in the early 1980s, meaning he had a huge hand in designing the ZX80, the ZX81, ZX Spectrum and Spectrum QL.

You know, these things:

He later designed the Lensman portable field microscope, as well as the first concept designs for a broadband phone and the first GSM phone, as well as the Gizmondo portable console.

In more recent years he was involved with updating his Spectrum designs for the modern era, as well as making a wireless system for fetal heart monitors.

 

[markec]

 

[Infinitron]

Quake: The Dark Project

 

[Infinitron]

Trip down memory lane:

 

[Murk]

This was p good, albeit long.



"Faggot's the name and cooking's my game, hahaaa"

Yes.

 

[Elemental_wanamingo]

Interesting document about the Command & Conquer series.

This is probably the shittiest game documentary kind of video I've ever watched. It is literally a compilation of release notes and cherry picked pr quotes with nothing interesting said about the games. It is like a reality tv approach to video game memory lane. It has absolutely 0 interesting things to say. The tetris documentary (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fQtxKmgJC8) for example is a pure work of art compared to this history channel lookalike trash. Just awful.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

 

[pOcHa]

i think he can't run even without carrying all those stuff...

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Does that fucking say NCR on the side of his body armor?

 

[Modron]

Does that fucking say NCR on the side of his body armor?

I think the gamebryo Fallout encumbrance sign should have clued you into the fact that yes that guy is referring to Fallout and more specifically probably New Vegas given the NCR branding.

 

[T. Reich]

Does that fucking say NCR on the side of his body armor?

I think the gamebryo Fallout encumbrance sign should have clued you into the fact that yes that guy is referring to Fallout and more specifically probably New Vegas given the NCR branding.

The biggest tip-off that it's a FONV cosplay is that he has big iron on his hip.

 

[Average Manatee]

Can't be FONV, he's not wearing the 1st Recon Beret.

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Does that fucking say NCR on the side of his body armor?

I think the gamebryo Fallout encumbrance sign should have clued you into the fact that yes that guy is referring to Fallout and more specifically probably New Vegas given the NCR branding.

Did not see that until after I posted. Still, too much body armor for an NCR soldier, completely unrealistic.

Can't be FONV, he's not wearing the 1st Recon Beret.

Maybe a courier stole it from him?

 

[Hoaxmetal]

too much body armor

Since when do you call fat "body armor" ?

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Same concept as muscle, harder to get at the important bits. Besides, I meant the chestplate itself. NCR standard issue gear is just a few layers of leather at best, with a shitty thin leather breastplate. Even the neon sign mans vest is higher quality than the standard loadout kit of your average NCR grunt.

 

[T. Reich]

Inb4 he murdered an NCR patrol and stole their uniform, because he's actually one of the Caesar's dawgs. Just as a wolf in sheep's clothing, he's hiding in plain sight, waiting until the opportunity presents itself to strike at the profligates. To pile body upon body.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

New Vegas cosplay but the UI is Fallout 3's green. That's 10 points from Hufflepuff.

 

[Matalarata]

New Vegas

Which allows you to tweak the UI color as you like.


Just sayin'