NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[PorkBarrellGuy]

New Vegas cosplay but the UI is Fallout 3's green. That's 10 points from Hufflepuff.

He sure looks like he hufflepuffs a lot when going up stairs

New Vegas

Which allows you to tweak the UI color as you like.


Just sayin'

I can't stand using the default piss-amber, prefer blue. Fight me

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Ninjerk]

the legend will never die

 

[makchanka]

haha that dumb idiot married a dude who obsesses over spergy /pol/ memes and thought he was a sweet guy who wouldn't be a disgusting heap of turds hahahaha

this is why nobody fucks internet nazis. nobody wants a kid named Rahowa Memestein. goddamn she's dumb.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

haha that dumb idiot married a dude who obsesses over spergy /pol/ memes and thought he was a sweet guy who wouldn't be a disgusting heap of turds hahahaha

this is why nobody fucks internet nazis. nobody wants a kid named Rahowa Memestein. goddamn she's dumb.

ironically dumb idiot goes to REDDIT to bitch

ahahahahahaha they both suck

 

[Cyberarmy]

So their son is now meme incarnate?

 

[Nathir]

I'm pretty sure that's a fake story.

 

[makchanka]

Poe's law, considering the politics of redditors consist of South Park and Angry British Gamer #298059843's autistic, facile rants on youtube. It's totally believable that one would be stupid enough to conceive a child with a /pol/lack, and letting one of those cretins put a baby in you could only result in something this hilariously pathetic.

If anyone would be dumb enough to let some 400 lb anime white power SJW dump his garbage DNA inside of them, and then name the mistake Bilbo Dindunuffins, it'd be a redditor.

 

[Stavrophore]

1900s naming your son in your ancestors name, or history figures
2010s naming your son after meme

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

1900s naming your son in your ancestors name, or history figures
2010s naming your son after meme

In 100 or so years from now memes will become probably history.
Think about it, if everything goes to shit, then in the future the survivors will come across, idk, Pepe and assume he's some religious figure. And then a monastic order will be founded around him and quite seriously praise kek all day.
Kind of like a Canticle for Leibowitz. Except dumb. And hilarious.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Barbosa is a pretty badass name though.
As an example, Alexander Barbosa. Sounds like someone with potential.

 

[markec]

 

[Cyberarmy]

Rocket launchers deal area damage :O

 

[unfairlight]

This is dumb as fuck but you gotta realize that Fartnight is probably one of the first online shooters some people have played. It's so insanely popular and some people are really dumb.

 

[Big Wrangle]

People die when they are killed.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

People die when they are killed.

That explains why some people don't answer my calls anymore.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

Maybe they mean sniping as in making snide remarks? It's an hour long tutorial in how shit talking can take people down now matter the distance.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

1900s naming your son in your ancestors name, or history figures
2010s naming your son after meme

In 100 or so years from now memes will become probably history.
Think about it, if everything goes to shit, then in the future the survivors will come across, idk, Pepe and assume he's some religious figure. And then a monastic order will be founded around him and quite seriously praise kek all day.
Kind of like a Canticle for Leibowitz. Except dumb. And hilarious.

Someone on Imgur was quite mad the other day because they realized future history books will have screencaps of Trump's tweets.

 

[LESS T_T]

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Developer: Alleyway Games

 

[Lahey]