NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[TheHeroOfTime]

Ok I just realised that you can't see the tweet because they deleted it.

It was an official Bandai namco UK tweet refering with this two images

It's not as funny watching it without the real context but here it is. Instead, here's another random shit about SCVI.

 

[Infinitron]

Doom: Prosper Edition

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

People who receive this message either turn off their ad blocker, become a supporter to get an official ad-free version of the site, or they can’t read Rock Paper Shotgun.

The choice seems fairly obvious.

Choice 4: Use uBlock Origin to block their anti-adblock message against adblockers, lelelelelelelelelelelel. What are they going to do, make an anti-adblock message not to adblock their anti-adblock message?

Choice 5: Use archive.is and give them no clicks or ad money.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

Doom: Prosper Edition

That's no Doom 3

 

[Baron Dupek]

You learn something everyday

Micheal Kirbride was a writer for Minecraft: Story mode. Yes. The guy who wrote C0da, the guy who wrote about a demon getting a guy pregnant, and said guy ripping off his dick and beating all the children to death with it before killing the demon with his own penis.

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

You learn something everyday

and said guy ripping off his dick and beating all the children to death with it before killing the demon with his own penis.

Wtf where is that from?

 

[Funposter]

You learn something everyday

Micheal Kirbride was a writer for Minecraft: Story mode. Yes. The guy who wrote C0da, the guy who wrote about a demon getting a guy pregnant, and said guy ripping off his dick and beating all the children to death with it before killing the demon with his own penis.

Meth doesn't pay for itself.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Future Publishing takes the first step towards becoming Electronic Arts: First it snaps up all the titles, then it quietly takes them out back and blows their brains out.

I still stand by my prediction that Retro Gamer won't live to see #200.

 

[Infinitron]

Future Publishing takes the first step towards becoming Electronic Arts: First it snaps up all the titles, then it quietly takes them out back and blows their brains out.

I still stand by my prediction that Retro Gamer won't live to see #200.

These two and PC Gamer were all owned by the same company? I'm surprised they lasted this long.

All three published PC RPG previews so that's a shame. With them gone, PC Gamer and maybe the Australian PC PowerPlay are the only magazines worth regularly checking out for me.

 

[Lahey]

Nearly 14 hours on 10 albums. https://vthemusical.bandcamp.com/music

 

[Astral Rag]

Doom: Prosper Edition

Thank God for Sumatriptan.

 

[Viata]

 

[Gerrard]

Nearly 14 hours on 10 albums. https://vthemusical.bandcamp.com/music

E: Which one of you did this

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

Guys holy shit I'm dying

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

Guys

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Mark.L.Joy]

Not even tourette's can make women funny.

 

[The Fish]

Not even tourette's can make women funny.

That reminded me of this podcast with a woman suffering from tourettes. They have their moments.

 

[Lahey]

Josh Sawyer

fun fact

Two shoops were submitted for its youtube upload:

There was a poll, but Sawyer's aura infested the vote and after a few hours it was tied. A final solution appeared.

And thus a problem of too much balance was solved through further balance.

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

Slav Nukem

 

[Darth Roxor]

I remember installing Duke3D from one of the half dozen cds I had lying around, suddenly hearing Slav Nukem upon game start and going

 

[Life of the Party]

Someone famous once said that with great power comes great responsibility. However, some people think that great power means great fun.
Where is the truth? You tell me.

Priest Simulator is a realistic, well, simulator of living as the most privileged person in town.

• Do the sermons. People will obey you.
  
• Give the sacraments. According to your own price list.
  
• Visit people. Collect loot.
  
• Modernize you church. Or your saint laboratory.
  
• Perform exorcisms on possessed people. Or animals.
  
• Destroy the sects. Or make alliances.
  
• Fight with other priests in Divine Powers Challanges. Or take part in illegal races.
  
• Spend money on car upgrades. Or weapons to fight demons.

But first of all remember - take care of your reputation. Because you live in a place where almost everyone wants to pull your leg.

 

[pOcHa]

That reminded me of this podcast with a woman suffering from tourettes. They have their moments.

"neuro diverse person" (quote)

 

[Baron Dupek]

Slav Nukem

yeah, gaming magazines and their way to survive - full games on discs
That one was from CD-Action, sole survivor who recently dropped discs altogether
and yeah it was nasty surprise to find out you got some pirate-tier garbage voice-acting

 

[Mikeal]