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lightbane

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A classic that still lives to this day, surprisingly enough. Some example titles.

Irritating Scooter Feud
Presidential Playtipus Zombies
Scandinavian Sunshine Bastards
Double Deer Hunter Syndrome
Ultraviolent Juggalo Commando
Everybody Hates the Sex - 25th Anniversary Edition
 

Helly

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Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. My team has the sexiest and deadliest waifus you can recruit.
https://videogamena.me/

A classic that still lives to this day, surprisingly enough. Some example titles.

Irritating Scooter Feud
Presidential Playtipus Zombies
Scandinavian Sunshine Bastards
Double Deer Hunter Syndrome
Ultraviolent Juggalo Commando
Everybody Hates the Sex - 25th Anniversary Edition
Kinky Midget Battalion

I'd play that game.
 

Origin

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Kids in new Assassin's Creed
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but why
 

Neuromancer

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Nice to see this video again.


This is made by the same guys who created the Jetlag Travel Guides:
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/JetlagTravelGuides

These books are parody travel guides to the fictitious countries of Molvanîa (Eastern Europe), Phaic Tăn (Southeast Asia) and San Sombrèro (Caribic) and depict the typical stereotypes of these regions.
In my opinion they are quite hilarious.

Zlad (or Zladko Vladcik) from the music video is supposed to be the biggest superstar of Molvanîa:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molvanîa


Another video:

 

pakoito

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I guess you need to have played this game a bit to get it.


He almost fell into lava while digging straight down. Then got a rare explosive enemy spawn behind him that he was able to shield just in time. This caused him to almost be pushed into the lava again. Once he jumped out and everything felt safe he went towards an opening to breathe for a second, just to be immediately struck by lightning...which never happens, specially on a small opening from underground.

EDIT: Oh, and while at 1HP the whole time.
 
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These books are parody travel guides to the fictitious countries of Molvanîa (Eastern Europe), Phaic Tăn (Southeast Asia) and San Sombrèro (Caribic) and depict the typical stereotypes of these regions.
In my opinion they are quite hilarious.

Zlad (or Zladko Vladcik) from the music video is supposed to be the biggest superstar of Molvanîa:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molvanîa

On the "official" webpage of Molvanîa you can read why Zlad was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest (plus a short biography):

MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!
The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik – Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”.

However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.

On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.

“ZLAD” – A SHORT HISTORY
Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.

“Zlad” immediately released the megahit, “Juust Az I Amm” – hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.

After barely 2 days on the Molvanian “Rhythm & Polka” charts, the track went platinum – remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.

Then, in an exciting move, “Zlad” formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was “moving in a different direction” (Romania).


If you want to listen to the beautiful hymn of Molvanîa, click here:
http://web.archive.org/web/20040830010248/http://www.molvania.com/molvania/index.html
 

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