NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[ferratilis]

 

[Ol' Willy]

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

 

[lightbane]

^That pic aboce is missing an important detail: Dickface would probably be renamed as the name would be offensive for modern audiences.

 

[JarlFrank]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[ds]

Flail of Ages +9000

 

[Jason Bright]

Flail of Ages +9000

Incase someone doesn't get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core?wprov=sfla1

 

[Sukhāvatī]

 

[Black]

 

[Hag]

Oh the nostalgia. Played so much of Combat Flight Simulator, FS98 and Starlancer with mine, and it was bundled with Mechwarrior 3, which may have played better on the keyboard but was still awesome. The force feedback kicking in when you launch missiles volley...
Ah simpler times, throw it away after years of heavy use because our newer computer did not have game port
I did not know at the time you could find it on sound cards.

Anyway, let me wipe that tear and carry on :

 

[Arthandas]

 

[Black]

Human (white) is a bit redundant.

 

[lightbane]

All sci-fi clichés of the last 2 decades: The Indie Game (but now you're a fireman!)

 

[NecroLord]

I usually tend to favor Human, white, Barbarian (Hello Conan/Kull).

 

[whydoibother]

 

[Grauken]

damn, John killing it, Doom was never this brutal

 

[JarlFrank]

damn, John killing it, Doom was never this brutal

"Sandy, I appreciate your interest in DOOM." is the most brutal line of them all

 

[Caim]

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When they said that John Romero is going to make you his bitch, this is what they were talking about.

 

[Ol' Willy]

I always do this

Sometimes I pick dwarves or hobbits but they are midget humans anyway

 

[Ol' Willy]

 

[Ol' Willy]

 

[Caim]

So I went to the zoo today and saw parents who were in the running for the most dickish parents of the year award. Why? Because they brought their blind daughter.

 

[Arthandas]

So I went to the zoo today and saw parents who were in the running for the most dickish parents of the year award. Why? Because they brought their blind daughter.

I see nothing wrong with that. Maybe they took her along because they couldn't leave her with anyone else? Maybe she wanted to go anyway? Maybe she's only partially blind? Maybe they wanted her to actually touch one of the animals under supervision (I'm sure zoo staff would make an exception)? In "Red Dragon" Francis Dolarhyde takes his completely blind girlfriend to a zoo and she has an opportunity to touch a lion under anaesthesia, feel his jaw and teeth and it was an amazing sensory experience for her...

 

[HeyCheckOutHowHardICanPee]

So I went to the zoo today and saw parents who were in the running for the most dickish parents of the year award. Why? Because they brought their blind daughter.

I mean as long as their intention wasn't to let her wander off and fall into a pit of lions, I'm not sure they'd get very far in that award.
The animals at a zoo make funny noises and funny smells, and there are certain places where you can indeed touch some of them or feed them from your palm.