NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[KreideBein]

@KreideBein
Hey!
Remember when you said this:

It's the reincarnation of MASTERCHIEF12345! Clear the board, the master has returned.

I'll let you know that I AM OBLIBIANMAN123!

Ah, I vaguely remember... what was the context for that? All I remember was that I was responding to a post that seemed impossibly stupid.

Here's that post :

ya the grafix in Oblibian r the gratest lol!

Ah, I remember now... good times. Do you still have an account there?

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Well, that's just my troll. :D
Infact, OblibianMan123 is not banned yet!

My real account is/was DwemerLord.

 

[Romanian_Dude2005]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=574372

Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it
Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it
Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it
Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it
Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it
Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it
Oh, they're making Fallout
Please don't rape it

Brilliant.

 

[User was nabbed fit]

I've always wanted to know what's up with the "fishy stick" thing that I keep seeing on ESF?

What kind of gay, juvenile crap is that?

 

[Monica21]

I've always wanted to know what's up with the "fishy stick" thing that I keep seeing on ESF?

Have a Fishy Stick! :D

The Fishy Stick Phenomenon. No one ever gave me one.

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

Here, have some rum instead.

 

[Blacklung]

I could go for a drink actually...or twenty.

 

[Nael]

I've always wanted to know what's up with the "fishy stick" thing that I keep seeing on ESF?

Have a Fishy Stick! :D

The Fishy Stick Phenomenon. No one ever gave me one.

Don't feel too bad. They are a leading cause of cancer after all.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I slipped up. Logged into the ES IRC chat while also posting on the forums (Olympic Flame)... Freddo's an OP on the IRC... I'm now suspended until fifty years ago.

I'm tempted to make troll accounts from now on, but I don't want to sink to that level. For some reason.

 

[aweigh]

Sink. Sink!!!

 

[User was nabbed fit]

Indeed. Sink. Peer pressure condemns you to doing so!

 

[OccupatedVoid]

I'm tempted to make troll accounts from now on, but I don't want to sink to that level. For some reason.

SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Together, we can bring down the evil TESFstapo!

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

Scuttle your morals and sink man.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

PLEASE JIMBOB PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I even made an avatar for TESFstapo Trolls!

 

[Romanian_Dude2005]

while also posting on the forums (Olympic Flame)

Ah the infamous author of "The Finality of the Mudcrab" eh?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

while also posting on the forums (Olympic Flame)

Ah the infamous author of "The Finality of the Mudcrab" eh?

Haha, yes. It was a heavily edited version of Part the First of my epic story, "The Finality of the Mop".

As to sinkage: k

 

[Blacklung]

I don't know if anyone reads Penny Arcade, or if anyone has posted this specific strip, but I had to post it. Had me falling out of my chair (course I haven't slept in a while either).
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/03/24

 

[KreideBein]

More ESF fun!

I'm not sure what the rational behind creating a homophobia thread originally was, but I'll bet it was something to the effect of "duhhhhhhhhh..." As it turns out, the thread's real name was "Are you homophobic? Come here so we can flame you!" Most of the people who posted in that thread are flaming idiots (pun intended), including and especially Vipera and Evilfish1.

 

[Romanian_Dude2005]

Muahahaha! Those morons suspended my account again... so much for discussing ideas about TES5 and so much about discussion things other then RP threads in the TES General Discussion.

Atleast I can say I tried

Edit: I'm also very tempted to make troll accounts too

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Homosexuality isn't a 'choice', you're born with it.

Could heterosexuals 'choose' to be sexually attracted to the same sex? It's the same way with homosexuals, they can't 'choose' to be attracted to the other sex.

That is the exact excuse homosexuals choose. Unless there is hard scientific evidence, Vipera is yet again spouting bullshit. Dontcha just love the TESFstapo?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Muahahaha! Those morons suspended my account again... so much for discussing ideas about TES5 and so much about discussion things other then RP threads in the TES General Discussion.

Atleast I can say I tried

Edit: I'm also very tempted to make troll accounts too

What? They suspended you for discussing TES in general... in the TES General forum?

 

[Vault Dweller]

What's there to discuss? It's been established by every game magazine in the world that Oblivion is the most awesome game ever. So, either join us as we offer our daily praises to Bethesda or get the fuck out, you filthy heathen!

 

[Ahzaruuk]

Homosexuality isn't a 'choice', you're born with it.

Could heterosexuals 'choose' to be sexually attracted to the same sex? It's the same way with homosexuals, they can't 'choose' to be attracted to the other sex.

That is the exact excuse homosexuals choose. Unless there is hard scientific evidence, Vipera is yet again spouting bullshit. Dontcha just love the TESFstapo?

There IS proof, if you take Psychology.

They did a sample of taking deceased Hetero and Homosexual subjects, and compaired their brian structure. What they found is that Homosexual Males had certain "female" Brain anatomy.

So in a way, we Don't have a choice.

 

[Lumpy]

I've also heard that this is the case. Homosexuals have partially opposite sex brains. Transsexuals have wholly opposite sex brains.
Also, "we"?