NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[hoopy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc0hqQ42eYo

 

[Clockwork Knight]

To be fair, it's probably the best thing Gaider ever wrote, so his desire to repeat it is understandable.

I'll be the Big Bad's speech in Dragon Age III.

Right when we find out where the Darkspawn come from.

Codex is the Deep Roads

Alts are the Blight

The Architect was Prosper

 

[RedScum]

The Architect was Prosper

 

[RK47]

http://skyrimpatchnotes.com/

 

[corvus]

http://skyrimpatchnotes.com/

- Changed line of sight reduction effect for buckets, vases and cabinets from 75% to 25.3%.

Honestly, that Wizardry guy just seems annoying. I understand why you guys suck him off though.

Shhh, he can hear you. Er, read you.

 

[thesoup]

Ed is actually Wizardry and this is how he tries to cover his tracks.

You almost had us, Ed.

 

[Coyote]

http://skyrimpatchnotes.com/

Some of those are pretty good.

I'm not seeing the one corvus quoted, though. On testing, it appears that it selects a random set of "fixes" every time you access the page.

 

[MMXI]

Honestly, that Wizardry guy just seems annoying. I understand why you guys suck him off though.

Just out of interest, do you like Alpha Protocol or New Vegas at all?

 

[Sceptic]

Just out of interest, do you like Alpha Protocol or New Vegas at all?

OK I'll bite, I loved Alpha Protocol.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

How much?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

THIS MUCH MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[Xor]

ALPHA PROTOCOL WAS A GOOD GAME





Kind of. Well, not really. It had its moments. And Scarlet was p. hot. Anyway I liked it.

 

[RK47]

I finished it 5 times.

 

[Ituhippi]

Alpha male Procool > PS:T

 

[Excidium]

I finished Alpha Protocol 3 times.

4 to go.

 

[Shannow]

To be fair, it's probably the best thing Gaider ever wrote, so his desire to repeat it is understandable.

Yeah?

You refuse to accept the presence of X in your beloved game, or any game for that matter, and begin a bitter campaign to convince everyone else that it is the travesty you think it is. If you play the game, you are determined to hate it– and voila! You do! Possibly you hang out on RPG Codex.

I don't even understand what he's trying to say...
You love a game but ignore the presence of X (which I assume is some shitty aspect) --> Sounds like any fanboy.
After that it makes no sense. You start a camaign to make others hate the game you love as much as you hate it. If you play the game you love you are determined to hate it... What is this? I don't even-

 

[Sceptic]

After that it makes no sense. You start a camaign to make others hate the game you love as much as you hate it. If you play the game you love you are determined to hate it... What is this? I don't even-

It's Gaider trying his hand at sarcasm. And as we all know sarcasm and text medium...

(I know, the sarcasm thing was Laidlaw, but I couldn't resist)

 

[Captain Shrek]

Honestly, that Wizardry guy just seems annoying. I understand why you guys suck him off though.

Just out of interest, do you like Alpha Protocol or New Vegas at all?

I loved both.

Why?

New vegas had excellent quest design and a good story.

Alpha protocol had a very good nice choice and consequences implementation.

 

[MMXI]

OK I'll bite, I loved Alpha Protocol.

I loved both.

Why?

New vegas had excellent quest design and a good story.

Alpha protocol had a very good nice choice and consequences implementation.

I wasn't talking to you two. I think you've both missed the point of the question...

Well, at least it apparently has turn-based combat. That’s the only good thing I can say about it. Probably automatically makes it a better RPG than Alpha Protocol and New Vegas.

Honestly, that Wizardry guy just seems annoying. I understand why you guys suck him off though.

Just out of interest, do you like Alpha Protocol or New Vegas at all?

 

[MMXI]

 

[Sceptic]

I wasn't talking to you two. I think you've both missed the point of the question...

I know you weren't talking to us, but I thought I got the point anyway. Unless you Wizardry was being sarcastic with that statement.

The reason I replied is that I can think Wizardry is a BRO and still like AP THIS MUCH.

 

[Majestic47]

I hate Blob-RPG. It's unrealistic. You're like a dude with 6 heads or something.

 

[Wyrmlord]

I hate Blob-RPG. It's unrealistic. You're like a dude with 6 heads or something.

It's like you are abstracting what happens in the real world into representation meant only for a game.

Which is just like every game ever made.

And it's not like hit points, armour class, to hit armour class zero,.etc were ever realistic in the first place. I don't get the big deal.

 

[Gragt]

But if you have six heads, you may also have six sexes.

 

[Crooked Bee]

I want to be a hydra.