NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Angthoron]

Butthurt over internet reviewers, good, good, Codex is a step closer to Gamefags.

 

[Surf Solar]

You know what I got for you? A knife in the throat.

Come at me bro

 

[Harold]

If you do not 'get' broteam then you are realy really dumb. It's not like they're being subtle with their irony, even less so since they've sold out to/partnered with machinima - see for exemplification the Borderlands 2 review. Still funny tough.

 

[FeelTheRads]

The fuck... is that for real? The "Bethesda shit with guns" line is an tag-line now? NMA or whoever came up with it should be compensated for that.

 

[AngryEddy]

"Like Skyrim with guns"

ugggh.

 

[LivingOne]

"Like Skyrim with guns"

Isn't that FO4?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

As a Human Male Nobleman for my first character, I did get hit on by another noble woman (forgot name)

Of course you forgot, you sexist pig.

 

[Oriebam]

 

[Luzur]

Bro-teams ending music reminds me of that grim-reaper guy in Kid Icarus.

 

[Helly]

Seems like they brought popamole to the next level

 

[Zewp]

"Like Skyrim with guns."

So basically retarded AI, boring quests, over-simplified gameplay, a game world that doesn't react to or give a shit about the player and zero challenge?

 

[PosledniKovboj]

plus you can be a dragon with guns

 

[Admiral jimbob]

If you do not 'get' broteam then you are realy really dumb. It's not like they're being subtle with their irony, even less so since they've sold out to/partnered with machinima - see for exemplification the Borderlands 2 review. Still funny tough.

Yeah, it's not possible to understand something without liking it. Clearly, Broteam are the pinnacle of satirical genius. Jonathan Swift rises from his grave and humbles himself before the ADHD youtube idiot screaming about dancing. Broteam make references, which, as we all know, automatically makes something clever.

 

[Utgard-Loki]

maybe people in glasshouses shouldn't suck whole bags of dongs with the light's on, admiral.

 

[Gragt]

Jimbob will never expect this. A knife in the throat!

 

[Harold]

Yeah, it's not possible to understand something without liking it. Clearly, Broteam are the pinnacle of satirical genius. Jonathan Swift rises from his grave and humbles himself before the ADHD youtube idiot screaming about dancing. Broteam make references, which, as we all know, automatically makes something clever.

What the fuck are you even arguing about? I never said they were clever, I even stated they're way too obvious. It's not about them being too clever, it's about morons being too dumb and/or beta ( ) to understand what they're all about; and no, you don't have to like them to get that, hell you don't even have to know all the references they're making, even I don't know what they're referring to half the time. BUT IF YOU DON'T GET THE STYLE BRO IT MEANS YOU'RE A DUMB FAGGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK IT ALL DAY LONG AND WEAVE GAY HOMOBAS- OH WAIT...

 

[Admiral jimbob]

^ fair enough, misread you

maybe people in glasshouses shouldn't suck whole bags of dongs with the light's on, admiral.

if u dont like oblivion lets see u make somethin better

 

[Ulminati]

Jimbob will never expect this. A knife in the throat!

I expected a bad Bro Team ripoff, but I never expected this!


A knife in the throat!

 

[Utgard-Loki]

sorry jimbob, but i thought the comment about broteam only sceaming incoherently and saying fuck every two seconds was from you, but actually was made by jaesun. that coupled with my misinterpreting of your reply to harold made my rectum really uncomfortable. still, it wasn't so much of a "do it better " argument, as much as it was a "if you dislike x so much for doing y, then why the fuck does your own work rely so much on y itself?". i am sorry, and the only thing i can say in my defense is the same i told the judge when i was tried for vehicular manslaughter: "i'm an alcoholic, lol".

 

[Gerrard]

 

[Surf Solar]

holy fuck...

 

[Zewp]

There's nothing more immersive than looking down and realising you're a floating camera holding a gun.

 

[LundB]

Or you know, he could be making a joke, saying that the people playing are too fat to see their feet.

In which case, the may not be where you think it is...

 

[Gerrard]

Look at the last reply.

 

[LundB]

It's trolling. It has to be. It is. It is. It is. DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME GERRARD YOU FUCK.