NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[dnf]

she's living, undeniable evidence that everything is shit

No, you.

If some of the dumbfucks that trolled her really do what they say it would help her cause no? Nobody wants to be a martyr these days...

 

[dnf]

Project Eternity confirmed for delay. And JESawyer can go fuck himself lol

 

[Menckenstein]

If there is a person that i would like to see real life abused(in a sexual way), Anita is this person. Her and the fucking manginas that pledged for her videos...

He must have a thing for people who work on failed projects.

 

[dnf]

If i put a kickstarter asking for a dollar and receive 100 dollars them my project will raise 100x lol, then kickstarter can change his policies or whatever

 

[Spectacle]

If she ever releases any videos we're in for a lulzy shit hurricane. Gamer nerds will nitpick her videos and argue that she's wrong about everything, white knights will leap to the defense and accuse the nerds of being misogynists, and the actual misogynists will heap a pile of sexist abuse on top.

 

[dnf]

If she ever releases any videos we're in for a lulzy shit hurricane. Gamer nerds will nitpick her videos and argue that she's wrong about everything, white knights will leap to the defense and accuse the nerds of being misogynists, and the actual misogynists will heap a pile of sexist abuse on top.

Already happening, sort of:

 

[Gerrard]

When exactly did RPS start writing their articles like Kotaku? I can't look at this shit.

 

[Menckenstein]

 

[dnf]

When exactly did RPS start writing their articles like Kotaku? I can't look at this shit.

They were always shit.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Who loves orange Mtn Dew?

edit:

It's really crazy how many of these you can find. I bet that says something about women, but as a privileged male it would be wrong of me to expand on it. Suffice to say, those make this kind of girl look sane.

And that's terrible.

Bonus~

Spoiler

 

[Hellraiser]

http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Prosper





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Spoiler

Which is better and why?

Prosper transcends creation, his essence intertwined with the fuzzy fabric of the nonsenseverse.

 

[Infinitron]

Bio Protocol, we never knew ye: BioWare Had Their Own Spy RPG in Development for a Time

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

 

[Mother Russia]

Bio Protocol, we never knew ye: BioWare Had Their Own Spy RPG in Development for a Time

"We really wanted to push the acting side, the digital acting. We really wanted to be very high drama, very intense scenes. I always think of the scene in the second Bourne movie where Jason Bourne's choking the guy out with a book and he's right in his face and it's this very intense moment. That was one of the key things we wanted to carry off."

Digital acting...choking guy out with book...in his face...

Yes, it appears we had a real winner on our hands here. But evil EA canceled it very early apparently, in the design stages.

I suppose it wasn't emotionally involving enough. i.e. without a party there cannot be romance options or gay buttsecks.

 

[evdk]

Telvanni Levitation Elevator confirmed

Fuck Bethesda.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

God dammit. This actually made me upset to watch. I really, really shouldn't care this much about the very commercial entertainment products I was making fun of people for a page or two ago, but this really just feels like rubbing our nose in the fact that we're never going to see another Morrowind. That I'm an adult now, that I'll never feel that sense of wonder again. That I'm never going to get lost, carefree, in another world like that, without worrying about looming responsibilities or that nagging, oh-so-well-enforced feeling that I should be doing something more productive. The environment in which games like that were made is gone, and the stage of my life is passed where I'll ever get into a game like that again, the slow death of the imagination is in full swing. And all that's left is that horrible trampoline pad where once was the levitation shaft of my heart, that weird beach where once a world of imagination stretched out, that stupid blundering thing where once was an icy, mysterious mage lord.

Where is the heart in this?

EVERYTHING IS SHIT

 

[Wyrmlord]

God dammit. This actually made me upset to watch. I really, really shouldn't care this much about the very commercial entertainment products I was making fun of people for a page or two ago, but this really just feels like rubbing our nose in the fact that we're never going to see another Morrowind. That I'm an adult now, that I'll never feel that sense of wonder again. That I'm never going to get lost, carefree, in another world like that, without worrying about looming responsibilities or that nagging, oh-so-well-enforced feeling that I should be doing something more productive. The environment in which games like that were made is gone, and the stage of my life is passed where I'll ever get into a game like that again, the slow death of the imagination is in full swing. And all that's left is that horrible trampoline pad where once was the levitation shaft of my heart, that weird beach where once a world of imagination stretched out, that stupid blundering thing where once was an icy, mysterious mage lord.

Where is the heart in this?

EVERYTHING IS SHIT

Yawn.

This is just another repetition of how everything was more awesome when you were 12. We keep hearing this all the time on the internet.

Of course, everything was more awesome when you were 12, because at 12, you find everything awesome.

"Look at this Mass Effect 2. Back when I was 12, I played KotOR. Now that game had HEART! Where is the heart in this?! WHERE?!"

 

[RK47]

You n'mwah.

 

[Zewp]

Yawn.

This is just another repetition of how everything was more awesome when you were 12. We keep hearing this all the time on the internet.

Of course, everything was more awesome when you were 12, because at 12, you find everything awesome.

"Look at this Mass Effect 2. Back when I was 12, I played KotOR. Now that game had HEART! Where is the heart in this?! WHERE?!"

No offence, but not all of us were retards when we were 12.

Also, some of us actually replayed these older games recently. My motherboard pretty much blew up in August, so I was stuck on a netbook with a 128mb card for months, playing all the older games. I'm not exactly wearing nostalgia glasses when I say the games of today are relatively shit compared to the games of yesteryear.

 

[Ulminati]

Yawn.

This is just another repetition of how everything was more awesome when you were 12. We keep hearing this all the time on the internet.

Of course, everything was more awesome when you were 12, because at 12, you find everything awesome.

"Look at this Mass Effect 2. Back when I was 12, I played KotOR. Now that game had HEART! Where is the heart in this?! WHERE?!"

No offence, but not all of us were retards when we were 12.

Also, some of us actually replayed these older games recently. My motherboard pretty much blew up in August, so I was stuck on a netbook with a 128mb card for months, playing all the older games. I'm not exactly wearing nostalgia glasses when I say the games of today are relatively shit compared to the games of yesteryear.

Well duh. The games of yesteryear were made by game designers. The games of today are made by focus group tests.

 

[Wyrmlord]

Yawn.

This is just another repetition of how everything was more awesome when you were 12. We keep hearing this all the time on the internet.

Of course, everything was more awesome when you were 12, because at 12, you find everything awesome.

"Look at this Mass Effect 2. Back when I was 12, I played KotOR. Now that game had HEART! Where is the heart in this?! WHERE?!"

No offence, but not all of us were retards when we were 12.

Also, some of us actually replayed these older games recently. My motherboard pretty much blew up in August, so I was stuck on a netbook with a 128mb card for months, playing all the older games. I'm not exactly wearing nostalgia glasses when I say the games of today are relatively shit compared to the games of yesteryear.

You see this funny word: Nostalgia.

I didn't even use the word nostalgia. You did. But you know what is so funny about it?

You are applying it in the case of a 2002 game. That's not an old game. That's not a long time ago. That's virtually yesterday. Are you also nostalgic about the Lord of the Rings movies?

Morrowind isn't a game of yesteryear. It is a game of today. Saying it's an old game is really talking like a 12 year old, for whom 2 years ago was ancient history. Funnily enough, all the criticisms we apply to modern games - extremely low difficulty even at the highest setting, extremely linear dungeons, combat that involves doing two or three different things at most, and cookie cutter quests - they all apply to Morrowind.

So I wouldn't say you are wearing nostalgia glasses, but I would say you are being willfully blind.

 

[Wyrmlord]

 

[Ulminati]

You are applying it in the case of a 2002 game. That's not an old game. That's not a long time ago. That's virtually yesterday. Are you also nostalgic about the Lord of the Rings movies?

The thing is, at some point in very recent memory, there was a dramatic shift in how games were being made and marketed. Computergaming went from a niche hobby where nerds made games for niches of nerds to a mainstream lowest common denominator mass media cash cow. Where once designers tried to build fun and compelling games, we now have marketing departments trying to predict low-risk/high profitability products for consumption. Bemoaning the shift in focus over the past 10 years is perfectly valid when the approach to how games are designed has become fundamentally different.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

God dammit. This actually made me upset to watch. I really, really shouldn't care this much about the very commercial entertainment products I was making fun of people for a page or two ago, but this really just feels like rubbing our nose in the fact that we're never going to see another Morrowind. That I'm an adult now, that I'll never feel that sense of wonder again. That I'm never going to get lost, carefree, in another world like that, without worrying about looming responsibilities or that nagging, oh-so-well-enforced feeling that I should be doing something more productive. The environment in which games like that were made is gone, and the stage of my life is passed where I'll ever get into a game like that again, the slow death of the imagination is in full swing. And all that's left is that horrible trampoline pad where once was the levitation shaft of my heart, that weird beach where once a world of imagination stretched out, that stupid blundering thing where once was an icy, mysterious mage lord.

Where is the heart in this?

EVERYTHING IS SHIT

Yawn.

This is just another repetition of how everything was more awesome when you were 12. We keep hearing this all the time on the internet.

Of course, everything was more awesome when you were 12, because at 12, you find everything awesome.

"Look at this Mass Effect 2. Back when I was 12, I played KotOR. Now that game had HEART! Where is the heart in this?! WHERE?!"

Work on your parser, I admitted and made fun of myself for exactly this in the post.

 

[Kane]

Work on your parser, I admitted and made fun of myself for exactly this in the post.

I don't think there is a subroutine for that.