NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Amasius]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=624951&view=findpost&p=9106897

I Lol'ed.

you guys sicken me.FF over oblivion?thats really funny.
you all know that oblivion IS the best RPG, it does what no other rpg has done and thats still not enough for you guys?classified as an action game?come on guys!how can you even call yourselfs RPG fans?you guys don't deserve oblivion.....well my opinion is voiced I'll go find some pancakes to eat

Eat your pancakes, and next time please reply with a bit more tact and less trolling.

Not even the ESF Moderators are supporting Oblivion any more? Thats new.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=624951&view=findpost&p=9106897

I Lol'ed.

"Oblivion is the best RPG. It's shinier". Never did I expect to actually see those words posted in seriousnesses.

 

[Amasius]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=624951&view=findpost&p=9106897

I Lol'ed.

I like this Nottheking guy.
He could be from the codex.

Odds are better that the pankake moron is a troll from the codex.

 

[ya...]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=624951&view=findpost&p=9106897

I Lol'ed.

I like this Nottheking guy.
He could be from the codex.

nottheking is a fucking golden god. you dont deserve him!

 

[KreideBein]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=624951&view=findpost&p=9106897

I Lol'ed.

I like this Nottheking guy.
He could be from the codex.

nottheking is a fucking golden god. you dont deserve him!

You do know how many (well respected) members of the ESF are also members here, right?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=624951&view=findpost&p=9106897

I Lol'ed.

I like this Nottheking guy.
He could be from the codex.

nottheking is a fucking golden god. you dont deserve him!

You do know how many (well respected) members of the ESF are also members here, right?

We don't deserve them, either. We like good games.

 

[Darkflame]

haha things are going nuts over there this morning - the whole mw mods forum's up in arms because a couple of elite members (Telephoros and some others) were banned for posting links to better bodies.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I saw that. I never got an uproar when I was banned, and Tele has only been SUSPENDED - for three days, I believe.

 

[Darkflame]

people cheered when I was banned.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

The 14-page Darkflame Hoax thread is still on my computer, I think.

 

[Darkflame]

lol will you send it to me? would make for some funny reading...

 

[OccupatedVoid]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=628542

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

lol will you send it to me? would make for some funny reading...

God Damnit (I'm the Admiral), I deleted it along with the rest of my Data Files folder a few months ago. I sent it to a few people, I'll check around. Want another read of it myself.

 

[JarlFrank]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=628542

Let's tell the OP that Oblivion is full with rape, sex, all kinds of fetishes, blood, gore, ripped-out intestants and all other offensive stuff so she won't buy Oblivion for her child.

Then we should convince her that Fallout 2 is a much much nicer game for a kid.

God some people are sick!!!!!! What in the hell is wrong with the game??? I did not see anything sexual in the game. Your kid will see more sexual content in the evening news, as well as more blood and violence. Cmon!!!!??? All your overprotected kids is probably watching some german hardcore porn in their friend's house anyway. So fake women in her underwear in the game not going to surprise them. Some people...

German p0rn is good.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

http://www.freejesus.net/home/viewtopic ... 3639#43639

lolz

 

[JarlFrank]

At the first look this looks like any other stupid Oblivion Review. But if you read further, it gets hilarious and shows how much ridiculous fun Christians can provide. A few quotes:

There’s swearing (-5) and blaspheming (-5) too. There are nine gods in this world so I’m not sure if they’re blaspheming their gods or our God.

OH SHIT HOW EVIL! They have Polytheism in that world! Send in some bishops to convert them!!!

Magic is used heavily (-5), it’s optional to use it but it will be used on you regardless.

How evil! Occult magic! OMG! Magic is by Satan!

There's even more fun stuff but I gotta go now, so read yourself.

EDIT:

With the different races there is prejudice in this game and many of the races hate each other (-1.5). Some characters tend to sleep in their underwear, I have noticed this with female characters. (-3.5) Finally, I was happy to see no occult symbols in this game but there is an occult type religion/worship.

Oh shit people sleeping in underwear!!!!
EVIL!

That part really cracked me up.

 

[Bloodeyes]

You do know how many (well respected) members of the ESF are also members here, right?

Some not so well respected ones are joining too. Anyway yeah...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=620470&hl=

"Sometimes when I get bored I throw a small object off dive rock like a shield or something like a helmet then go look for it after I give it time to fall and settle. Also roleplay, get a full set of Imperial legion armor then go around foots killing mauraders and bandits then sell the stuff as your pay."

- He's not with us. Seriously.

 

[Fez]

You'd think that if they were so incredibly bored that they are scrounging around for ideas to make it fun and walking up and down the map was now the peak of entertainment, they could admit it was a bad game.

 

[JarlFrank]

You do know how many (well respected) members of the ESF are also members here, right?

Some not so well respected ones are joining too. Anyway yeah...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=620470&hl=

"Sometimes when I get bored I throw a small object off dive rock like a shield or something like a helmet then go look for it after I give it time to fall and settle. Also roleplay, get a full set of Imperial legion armor then go around foots killing mauraders and bandits then sell the stuff as your pay."

- He's not with us. Seriously.

What the heck is roleplaying in killing guys and sell their stuff? That's munchkining. Ah, maybe he roleplays a powergamer!

 

[Lumpy]

"There are sexual references as in live in couples (-3)"
Oh no, our children will be corrupted by the evils of marriage.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

"There are sexual references as in live in couples (-3)"
Oh no, our children will be corrupted by the evils of marriage.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

 

[KreideBein]

You do know how many (well respected) members of the ESF are also members here, right?

Some not so well respected ones are joining too. Anyway yeah...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=620470&hl=

"Sometimes when I get bored I throw a small object off dive rock like a shield or something like a helmet then go look for it after I give it time to fall and settle. Also roleplay, get a full set of Imperial legion armor then go around foots killing mauraders and bandits then sell the stuff as your pay."

- He's not with us. Seriously.

Haha, that thread is fucking gold. I especially love this bit:

be ANYBODY, a cook, a noble, a preist, a fighter whatever. Do daily chores, work, eat, sleep, make your life seem real when playing. some help from mods and help frm the CS is very useful.

My fave game at the moment, is Padome Umbranox. She is the grand daughter of the countess of Anvil and has accsess to the castle. she does many things, including sneaking out to go to a tavern in disguise.

And just what the hell is with OB General posters and Dive Rock? It seems as though half of them spend their every waking moment contemplating the various objects that they can toss off of it.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

If you ask me, they should be putting more nudity and sex in these games. Look at how its affected male youth; they are becoming furries and/or faggots -- more comfortable viewing tigers, dolphins and cheetahs fucking and sucking one another than looking at a human female body.

There has to be an after-market solution to address this. Maybe Volournian rape mods. Done in a mature and tasteful manner, of course.

 

[KreideBein]

There has to be an after-market solution to address this. Maybe Volournian rape mods.

Dear God, I can just imagine Vipera's character swimming through some lake, looking for slaughterfish to sodomize.

Oh, and this thread is great:

I was getting our dear Martin to safety in the mountains, again, and during the conversation, I started speaking my lines out loud in a theatrical voice, and the effect was astonishing, it was like Martin jumped out of the screen and spoke, so I have tried it with many different NPCs now, and it really is a different experience.
Some conversations are impossible to act out though, since the NPC respond as if you told him a 20 minute tale.

LARPing ingame wasn't enough for him, it seems.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

What did these people do with their lives before Oblivion's release?