NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Kingston]

What did these people do with their lives before Oblivion's release?

Morrowind?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

What did these people do with their lives before Oblivion's release?

Morrowind?

I don't recall ever seeing such topics in Morrowind forums. :shrug emote which isn't there:

 

[Rat Keeng]

What did these people do with their lives before Oblivion's release?

Blindly chucked stuff off rooftops and tried to find it?


This one's great:

I started speaking my lines out loud in a theatrical voice

Hahahahaha! Speaking the PC's lines in Oblivion? Man, that just gives me a wonderful mental image, of a fat kid jumping out of his chair theatrically screaming RUMORS! RUMORS!

Ahhhh.

 

[Romanian_Dude2005]

I can imagine that the dialog for TESV will be identical with the one from Fallout: Tactics, no longer mus' you be confused between consing either rumors or Bruma. The NPCs will give you all the info you need as well has the um... optional? sidequests they have, just by pressing "E" on them

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Did they just restrict the boards to registered users only? Says I need to login to view the index.

Now I can't search for more Best Thread Ever(TM)-Worthy topics.

Transvesto MKII is coming this weekend...

 

[SlavemasterT]

Fight on, noble warrior. :salutes:

 

[OccupatedVoid]

You should have saw the one's I did before. Two of them were regarding Vipera's love for dolphins and summer's old age. The rest were about every shock site I know about.

THIS WEEKEND. TRANSVESTO MK II STRIKES ONCE MORE IN CD. BRINGING A WAVE OF SHOCK PORN AND THIS PHRASE: "lolz i am transexual"
CATCH IT AROUND 12:00-1:00 A.M. CST SATURDAY MORNING. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

 

[Hazelnut]

Oh grow up! Are you completely unaware that you're pretty much on the same level, maturity-wise, as the average ESFer?

 

[Amasius]

Oh grow up! Are you completely unaware that you're pretty much on the same level, maturity-wise, as the average ESFer?

Isn't he an average ESFer except for the trolling?

 

[KreideBein]

Oh grow up! Are you completely unaware that you're pretty much on the same level, maturity-wise, as the average ESFer?

This is completely unrelated to what you posted, but seeing you alongside mentions of the ESF reminded me that you're a member there. I'm curious, why don't you post more? There aren't nearly enough good members there anymore.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Oh grow up! Are you completely unaware that you're pretty much on the same level, maturity-wise, as the average ESFer?

Isn't he an average ESFer except for the trolling?

The posts I ever do there are trolls. So I'm not an ESFer. I had a lurking account, but it was banned cuz I mention the codex.

BTW: The party Saturday has been cancelled. I have plans.

 

[Hazelnut]

Oh grow up! Are you completely unaware that you're pretty much on the same level, maturity-wise, as the average ESFer?

This is completely unrelated to what you posted, but seeing you alongside mentions of the ESF reminded me that you're a member there. I'm curious, why don't you post more? There aren't nearly enough good members there anymore.

I hardly ever posted even in the days I used to visit semi regularly. (back before & after Morrowind was released) Nowadays I really don't want to visit most of the time, but occasionally get drawn into a post that is linked from here. It's a horrible place. (I avoid it whenever I can.. hur, hur) I mostly don't have time that I need to waste posting crap on the internet, and if I do I waste it here.

Organising/bragging about trolling there (or anywhere else) is cretinous, and from time to time I break my silence and snap something out... well, now at least Darkflame seems to have fucked off my Codex!

 

[Cthulhugoat]

Why do ESFites always begin their arguments with a lecture on maturity?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Insecurity?

 

[OccupatedVoid]

my Codex!

I am so fucking glad that it isn't this way.

 

[Hazelnut]

my Codex!

I am so fucking glad that it isn't this way.

Hehe - of course it is, this is my Codex... (well experience at least. )

Glad you got a giggle out of it at least. :wink:

 

[JarlFrank]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=632158

This looks like it is going to be fun.

 

[Kraszu]

It already is some mind blowing design ideas:

I like the Imperial patrolmen. Such a cool idea. Having the Empire actually patrol the roads!

I LOVE the retrievable arrows.

I love the fact that there is real food and there are real animals. I don't mind nirnroot, as long as I have apples, and I love land dreugh, as long as there are sheep. It's a good mix of fantasy and realism.

I love that NPCs will hear you sneaking, and make comments about it.

I love the shadows on the ferns under the redwoods of the Great Forest in the morning.

I love seeing real geological features on the land, like cirques, and evidence of eroded anticlines; it doesn't look like the land was pulled up and down with a 5 radius landscape edit circle.

I love that they added seagull noises near the coast.

Apples? Who would through about that, Bethesda is pushing genre froward based on facts threat.

 

[JarlFrank]

It already is some mind blowing design ideas:

I love that NPCs will hear you sneaking, and make comments about it.

This just cracked me up. Might be a troll though, and a pretty obvious one.
NPCs who hear you sneaking and make comments, but still don't look after you, no, they don't even turn around, they just stand there motionless and wait to be critically hit! Astoundingly realistic!

 

[kingcomrade]

I love seeing real geological features on the land, like cirques, and evidence of eroded anticlines; it doesn't look like the land was pulled up and down with a 5 radius landscape edit circle.

EXTREME Soil Erosion. Best of the Best.

 

[Kingston]

I love the fact that there is real food and there are real animals.

Silly me for thinking they were polygons.

 

[Monica21]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=632220

whitemithrandir was asked to be a moderator? :shock:

 

[Volourn]

http://www.rpgcodex.com/phpBB/viewtopic ... 84&start=0

 

[Blahblah Talks]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=632220

whitemithrandir was asked to be a moderator? :shock:

And Archeopteryx is no longer one. :shock:

 

[KreideBein]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=632220

whitemithrandir was asked to be a moderator? :shock:

:shock:

I hope he accepts.