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- Thread starter Lord Chambers
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How about joining the ESF and acting like a fanboy, then getting voted to moderator and ban EVERYONE who makes stupid Oblivion Fanboy comments?
Cthulhugoat
Arbiter
OccupatedVoid
Arbiter
I spammed the ESF on how you love dolphins.
Monica21
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Yeah, because you really want to keep out the ones who are smart and actually have productive posts.Vipera said:I doubt they'd let him.
His connection to the codex (and there's that general dislike of Oblivion) is probably the only reason he hasn't been asked.Also, Alexander's in charge of the fan interview. What better way to make sure there aren't any uncomfortable questions than to have the guy in charge be a moderator?
Romanian_Dude2005
Scholar
I like Dogsbody, he's amongst the people who don't enjoy Oblivion, but he/she doesn't go arround posting "STUPID FUCKING MAINSTREAM DESIGN, IT'S RUINING MY FUN TIME, STUPID BETHESTAPO!". Meh, but what do I care?
OccupatedVoid
Arbiter
They weren't on there long as summer was logged on.Vipera said:I'd say it's because they've already got one sarcastic bastard, but the Codex connection has to count for something as well.
Link!OccupatedVoid said:
whitemithrandir
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http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=633528
Watch it guys, here comes the fireworks.
ahaha
Watch it guys, here comes the fireworks.
ahaha
Elwro
Arcane
***yawn*** kinda slow
I just replied to that. Let's see if the Beth fanboys will bash me for that, or if I even get a warning for being too negative about Bethesda.
Wampbit said:
I want to kill him. Kill. Kill! KILL!
Although he might be a troll.
Still, I feel an urgent desire to kill somebody.
Admiral Rimjob POOBUM
Arcane
Moderators ended fun like always, when there actually discussion of some sort, one person discussing is obviously retarded and close minded but that is not reason to close topic :-(.
So person who choose to help Orcs is the same person that choose to help humans, we can't go more retarded then that I guess. It is also funny that she say that she disagree about "LOL I PLAY TEH LIZARD" to agree whit it later and say that this is not true after that.
So person who choose to help Orcs is the same person that choose to help humans, we can't go more retarded then that I guess. It is also funny that she say that she disagree about "LOL I PLAY TEH LIZARD" to agree whit it later and say that this is not true after that.
Seems I really started a good discussion in the FO3 thread. But Summer is threatening to close it if people go on with personal attacks [and they don't even call each other prick or bitch yet]
Admiral Rimjob POOBUM
Arcane
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Thing ... Completion
Find a mansion and get a job as housekeeper or butler. Wander around and tidy up. Be sure not to get caught - that's considered theft! Serve the head of the household and pick up your 'pay' in the form of food lying about or straight from your employer's pocket if you're sneaky enough.
Live In A Jail Cell
This is easy to start and can be fun as long as you can think of something to do.
1. Unlock a cell door in Imperial City.
2. Put whatever you want or whatever you think a prisoner should have inside.
3. Get a supply of food nearby (maybe in a neighboring cell) so you don't have to go across town to get something to eat.
4. Enter your cell, close the door, and start thinking of things to do in your cramped space.
5. Eat at least one meal a day.
6. Things to do:
* Bang on the cell doors with your fists.
* "Break out."
* Make friends with another inmate.
* Spend hours (game time) trying to find a secret path in your cell like how you escaped when the emperor was killed.
* When you break out, you can always "Start a rebellion" (scroll down) against the empire.
* Want to break out? Kill a guard, delete your bounty through console, and wear his armor as a disguise.
7. Eventually you can find a boat with friendly NPCs and use it as a "Prison boat" where you are captured.
8. Be raped by a massive Redguard behemoth named "Bubba". Make sure to make all the appropriate sound effects at the top of your voice!
Find a mansion and get a job as housekeeper or butler. Wander around and tidy up. Be sure not to get caught - that's considered theft! Serve the head of the household and pick up your 'pay' in the form of food lying about or straight from your employer's pocket if you're sneaky enough.
Live In A Jail Cell
This is easy to start and can be fun as long as you can think of something to do.
1. Unlock a cell door in Imperial City.
2. Put whatever you want or whatever you think a prisoner should have inside.
3. Get a supply of food nearby (maybe in a neighboring cell) so you don't have to go across town to get something to eat.
4. Enter your cell, close the door, and start thinking of things to do in your cramped space.
5. Eat at least one meal a day.
6. Things to do:
* Bang on the cell doors with your fists.
* "Break out."
* Make friends with another inmate.
* Spend hours (game time) trying to find a secret path in your cell like how you escaped when the emperor was killed.
* When you break out, you can always "Start a rebellion" (scroll down) against the empire.
* Want to break out? Kill a guard, delete your bounty through console, and wear his armor as a disguise.
7. Eventually you can find a boat with friendly NPCs and use it as a "Prison boat" where you are captured.
8. Be raped by a massive Redguard behemoth named "Bubba". Make sure to make all the appropriate sound effects at the top of your voice!
Elwro
Arcane
Thanks for the laugh!Admiral jimbob said:
kingcomrade
Kingcomrade
That feminists thread got me laughing, thanks for the link.
1: Gothic 3 has nothing but a dull, testosterone filled world
2: Like that medieval Earth place, eh?
1: Medieval Earth had Orcs now, did it?
Here's the money quote:
2: Actually, at least half the quests in the game have alternate solutions. That's roleplaying, not "LOL I PLAY TEH LIZARD". ROOFLES.
1: That's not roleplaying. That's alternate storytelling. You miss the point that you're still the same exact guy every single time. Your ignorance on this subject is astounding.
Astounding! ASTOUNDING I TELL YOU!!!1
Moral ambiguity? That's utterly cliche these days. Where have you been?
1: Gothic 3 has nothing but a dull, testosterone filled world
2: Like that medieval Earth place, eh?
1: Medieval Earth had Orcs now, did it?
Here's the money quote:
2: Actually, at least half the quests in the game have alternate solutions. That's roleplaying, not "LOL I PLAY TEH LIZARD". ROOFLES.
1: That's not roleplaying. That's alternate storytelling. You miss the point that you're still the same exact guy every single time. Your ignorance on this subject is astounding.
Astounding! ASTOUNDING I TELL YOU!!!1
Moral ambiguity? That's utterly cliche these days. Where have you been?
Admiral Rimjob POOBUM
Arcane
kingcomrade said:
Dark Lords are fresh.
KreideBein
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You registered just to ask that?
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