NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Borelli]

4 hours to make a character in a Japanese Rpg? Punchline fail. Unless you mean 4 hours to sit through intro cinematics to reach gameplay part.

 

[felipepepe]

4 hours to make a character in a Japanese Rpg?

Well, nowadays the RPGs that will take you most time to create characters ARE the japanese ones, namely dungeon crawlers like Etrian's Odissey and GENERATION XTH, where you still have to create entire parties...

Way longer that selecting "Hawke is a mage!!111". Unless you're considering selecting your appereance in Skyrim or Mass Effect...

 

[Luzur]

well, creating your party is a big fun part of RPG's, strangely enough.

 

[fuzz]

Was checking out native/ported mp fps to play on linux, came across OpenArena:

Spoiler

I shit you not, these are under media section from the official site.

 

[Kitako]

 

[Horus]

http://www.somjapan.com/global/index.html

Can be synchronized with certain games to move based on the action going on on-screen. INNOVATION.

It would be really awkward explaining the white stains on your screen.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

This consolefag who talked shit about Witcher 2 (and became a video game afficionado and critic after playing Oblivion no less) is a fucking co-author of the book about The Room by Greg Sestero

The Room

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero about the making of The Room. It's up to #8 in New Releases! Oh hai Bestseller


http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/4495/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_b_1_4_last

for those who haven't seen it:

 

[dnf]

What's so lulzy about this? Needs moar context.

 

[Infinitron]

The Room reference = autolulz, duh

 

[JarlFrank]

Wow, that's some horribad writing.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

What's so lulzy about this? Needs moar context.

Shitty writing attracts shitty writing, apparently. Also, in a way, The Room was a milestone in film theory.

I wonder what makes that guy so sought-after in such bizarre venues, though.

 

[Sodafish]

Anyone who hasn't seen The Room needs to do so asap. It's a masterpiece of craptacular film making. The first 15 mins or so gives the impression it might be a soft porno film, but persevere for some of the best lulz ever committed to celluloid. Everything about it is so terribad it's amazing. One of the characters even has a different actor suddenly playing them half way through the film because the original actor stopped working.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Sodafish]

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

Let's toss the ball around

 

[thesoup]

Oh hai Mark.

 

[Infinitron]

Okay, that's enough of that. But since this is General Gaming, here's The Room game. Which is actually really good (and funny!)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

If anyone plays that, make sure to check Denny's room to the left of Johnny's for daily journal entries.

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

the whiteknight dream. one of these days, there is bound to be a woman leaping out of their monitor and fuck them until their dick is just _raw_.

roguey's also only doing it so he can one glorious day stick it into lesifores vajayjay.

I don't think I want a woman to leap out of the monitor and fuck me until my dick is raw

My dick is not supposed to post Paul Krugman copy-pasta!

Well, the battle of Wounded Knee is somewhat famous since it was the last big battle against the injuns.

Wounded Knee is lame, bro, Confederation of the Tamóios is where it at.

 

[RK47]

A Penis-Powered Controller That Looks Familiar

Upcoming erotic game Custom Maid 3D will be bundled with a very special controller. It looks like the PS Move, but with a few key differences—one of which is you put dicks in it.

Dubbed Ju-C Air, the peripheral is a wireless masturbation toy that will respond and react in real time to your stroke speed and depth, making this motion control of a very particular sort. Those motions will also cause the in-game characters to react accordingly, too, with different characters reacting, um, differently. Okay, then!

The Ju-C Air peripheral (see below) also has an analog stick and an action button as well as a right and a left click. This means that players don't even have to take their hands off their penis while playing. That's called knowing your audience.
http://www.kisskiss.tv/cm3d/jucair/

But will it have Ironman mode?

When.
Is.
The.
Fan-translation.
Cumming.

 

[kazgar]

Should be pretty soon, as they've got their hands free.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

When.
Is.
The.
Fap-translation.
Cumming.

Fixed.

You need to blow off some steam in another game.

 

[Tzaero]

 

[Hellraiser]

That's the potato version.

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