NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Mackerel · Mar 30, 2011

Looks like the Landover Baptist of gaming. Funny site.

MicoSelva · Mar 30, 2011

Jaesun said:
Vaarna_Aarne said:

Either it's an extremely elaborate troll designed to look just like the real thing. But then again, it's probably the real thing, way too much effort.

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I thought it was too obvious when it pictured Deus Ex and stated it was Half Life.

This.

Anyway, I would give that specific troll 9/10. Very well done.

SerratedBiz · Mar 30, 2011

He does have a point, however. I mean, buttons with letters on them? How are you supposed to remember which is which? The "F"orward key and the "B"ackwards key are close enough together, but the "L"eft and "R"ight keys? THEY'RE ON THE WRONG SIDES, FUUUUuu

KalosKagathos · Mar 30, 2011

SCRUBKILLA666? :lol:

Definitely a troll, although a good one.

dextermorgan · Mar 30, 2011

The last two contributions have massively :incline:

this thread, good job Codex explorers and do keep sending these gems back home so we don't have to risk life, limb and sanity in the terrible radioactive wastes of todays internet.

PrincessStomper, I remember that bitch from my time over at Bethboards, before I finally gave up during Failout development. She's about as stupid as they come.

Andyman Messiah · Mar 30, 2011

I love that the direct opposite to bad graphics is more graphics.

Admiral jimbob · Mar 30, 2011

dextermorgan said:
PrincessStomper, I remember that bitch from my time over at Bethboards, before I finally gave up during Failout development. She's about as stupid as they come.

She was pretty cool until she became a mod. Then she went full Toddtard

torpid · Mar 30, 2011

Best part is when he pulls numbers out of his ass: "joysticks are 20-25% better for aiming, for realz." It's not even 20 OR 25%, it's somewhere in between, like he's run a bunch of tests and there's a slight variation in the values, and he's an honest dude who won't pretend that he's got it down to a T because experimental research is hard but someone has to do it. SCIENCE

Also, with these last two entries this thread finally lives up to its predecessor and looks like it might be going somewhere. :salute:

dextermorgan · Mar 30, 2011

Admiral jimbob said:
dextermorgan said:

She was pretty cool until she became a mod. Then she went full Toddtard

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Only known her as a mod so...

:retarded:

piydek · Mar 30, 2011

Admiral jimbob said:
dextermorgan said:

PrincessStomper, I remember that bitch from my time over at Bethboards, before I finally gave up during Failout development. She's about as stupid as they come.

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She was pretty cool until she became a mod. Then she went full Toddtard

How the fuck could she be cool? She didn't post? Retarded people are retarded, mods or not.

Peter · Mar 30, 2011

Is that even Bad Company 2? That game has a different minimap and doesn't have the information at the top, for the PC at least. That makes both screenshots wrong.

Black · Mar 30, 2011

To be fair, all those fucking cods, battlefields, killzones and such look the same.

Black · Mar 31, 2011

D-D-D-D-DOUBLE POST

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic ... ex/6594400

And more.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... e-Explorer

Jaesun · Mar 31, 2011

Secretninja · Mar 31, 2011

Crispy said:
I was going to go off on a rant about Princess Stomper epitomizing what your target audience is for Dragon Age 2 and for Mass Effect, etc., but I have to restrain myself since I myself bought DA2 and have fallen a sad victim to the popamole as of late. I am beginning to hate the game, though. I literally feel guilty after playing the thing.

Someone like her revels in that type of game's style, however, and these people truly believe this whole streamlined, action-ey, practically-plays-itself experience is far superior. In fact, as evidenced in that revealing blog entry, this new generation of gamers simply cannot relate to a more methodical, intellectual style of gameplay. It might as well be written in an alien language.

Reminds me of the Gamestop employee that rang me up for DA2. She told me that she really liked the game, to which I feebly tried to respond that I distinctly didn't like these types of games and that I was merely picking it up to have something pretty to look at for a while. I further explained that the games of old like Fallout were much more satisfying and held such a deeper meaning to the CRPG industry, but she basically just gave me a blank look. Understandable since I'm standing there holding the latest BioWare derp simulator in a Gamestop plastic bag.

I walked out of the store in shame.

You really need to get laid.