you are being overly positive about something, its like the entire last decade didnt happen to you
I'm from RPGWatch
- we are always looking on the bright side of life
My inner Python nerd associates that statement with the visual image of you hanging on a cross after being mixed up with someone else, due to your own goddamn optimism.
In fact this video sums up Rpgwatch (see the look on Graham Chapman's face when Idle starts up? Basically, Chapman is a Codexer who accidentally went to the Watch rather than the Codex - the rest of the folks in the clip are the RpgWatch forum-dwellers)
And remember kids, living well is only the best revenge if you eventually get to purley your life of prosperity into watching your foes die slowly at the hands of your Lithuanian hitman.
Now I just need to find a bunch of suitable clips to complete my set of comedians and their gaming counterparts:
Peter Molyneux = Ben Elton - Did some astoundingly subversive and innovative work when young, but not only ran out of ideas, but actively sold out in a way that seems to embody the precise ideology that his younger self railed against.
- MCA = Charlie Booker - still capable of true brilliance and one of the better writers/developers around (watch Booker's Twilight Zone tribute series Black Mirror - and make sure you start from the 1st episode of the 1st series, it isn't serialised but the 1st episode fucking rocks - it's Booker writing/directing a non-comedy, though one with some seriously sharp social satire in it; also of the kind that anyone of any political ideology can enjoy, as he's more interested in asking hard questions than ramming his personal answer down the audience's throats); but seems strangely uncomfortable having 'made it' and not quite sure how to deploy his talents now that he's at the centre of the mainstream entertainment industry he spent most of his career subverting.
- David Gaider = Dave Chappele - someone who can undoubtedly recognise good and bad design from a fan's perspective, and made some great contributions to the community in his earlier days (I'm thinking his AI and ability changes in his free mods for BG2 and ToB, including the 'real Demogorgon' fight - he clearly knows what the core crpg fans want, and is capable of designing for them when he wants to - also note I said 'designing', nothing about 'writing' here...he's always been average at best when it comes to that), but who becomes way too close to his own material, to the point where he doesn't realise that he's alienated his old audience in return for a bunch of idiots. Then proceeds to rage when those idiots act like idiots, before half-heartedly deciding that he has no other choice but to give those idiots more of what they want (the Chappelle reference is due to his creating a show filled with racial stereotypes, then rage-quitting the show when he realised that it was being watched by lots of white folks laughing at the 'silly crackhead black guy' characters in a racist manner, without taking any personal responsibility for creating the show in a way that encouraged such an audience/reacion).
- Warren Spector = Stephen Fry - been forever since he actually did anything worthwhile (and what he's done sice has been pretty crappy, albeit too far removed from his traditional work to actively undermine it), but still speaks a lot of sense, and you'd still better pay some goddamn respect and listen to the guy when he talks about the rules of making a rpg (for Spector) or comedy (for Fry).
- Jeff Vogel = Cameron Esposito - Decides that nobody is making the kind of games that he (or she in Cameron's case) wants to see represented, and that rather than complain he'll step up and make them himself. Sadly, as he (/she) makes it big, he/she starts moving closer to a lower-budget version of the kind of mainstream product that he/she was initially set up in opposition to, leaving everyone else to wonder what the point of it was.
- Brian Fargo = could be any of Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Rick Mayal or Adrian Edmonson - i.e. someone that's produced utterly brilliant material in the past, but has also shown many times that he can't do it without having his full (or close to his full) support team of talented coworkers on hand. Certainly isn't riding his colleagues coat-tails - like the comedians above, he's always an integral part of the team, but without a good team around him he's nothing.
- Richard Garriot = Bob Hope - shhh...don't say mean things about the old guy - he's one of the greatest to ever live and most of our favourite developers wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for him. Not his fault that he's getting old...and senile...and about as entertaining as listening to your great-grandad tell you the same story for the 50th time....
Sadly, I thought for ages trying to come up with a gaming equivalent of Chris Rock (someone with great talent, was led astray early by bad influences and promises of $$$, but after hitting rock bottom his decision to go 'fuck it, fuck the cash, I'm just going to do the kind of comedy I'm good at' ironically catapults him to megastardom), let alone a Richard Pryor or George Carlin (someone who stays brilliant all the way to the end, never compromising and retires a legend on his own terms). Hell, I couldn't even find an equivalent of Bill Cosby (groundbreaking genius who late in his career moves to general mainstream entertainment for more $$$, but whilst it's never as great as his standup work he still manages to become king of the mainstream sitcom as well).
Can't think of a single good game developer that left at his/her height, and on his/her own terms. Would happily be enlightened if I'm wrong, though.
Maybe one of the Kickstarters might give us a gaming version of Steve Martin - one of the most talented individuals to ever enter the field, eventually became a victim of his own success and made the poor decision to start doing shitty but lucrative entertainment projects FAR beneath his talents, only to emerge on the other side decades later and do the occasional standup gig for fun, reminding the world that he's as brilliant as he ever was.