CD Projekt's Cyberpunk 2077 Update 2.0 + Phantom Liberty Expansion Thread

[Danikas]

I agree with this dude, milk the fucking sheep.

 

[AwesomeButton]

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"Please kill me now"

 

[gerey]

I was expecting MUCH more details to the roadmap, like dates, for example. "Next month", "in the next 10 days", "around next half" are too generic.

Give me dates, sir, I want you to commit.

They're just stalling until the majority of the audience stops caring and moves on, after which they'll start hyping up the multiplayer game which was their main focus all along.

CDPR want to be the next Rockstar.

 

[JustMyOnion]

Sounds like a good idea to put the game on hold for the remainder of the year and see, if anything interesting comes up to make it worth picking up again.

If nothing else, maybe RTX 3000 cards will be actually available so you can play this game at over 60 FPS with the highest settings.

 

[MasPingon]

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"Please kill me now"

He looks like straight from guilty dog compilation.

 

[Danikas]

Lol what fake advertising, no such boobs exist in the game, not even remotely.

Ass>Boobs

She has the best ASSets in the game.

 

[JustMyOnion]

I'm sure they all have the same body model anyway.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Lol what fake advertising, no such boobs exist in the game, not even remotely.

Ass>Boobs
She has the best ASSets in the game.

True, boobs are just a bonus to the ass. Also, you can improve an ass with workouts, but for boobs you work with what God gave you.

I agree with this dude, milk the fucking sheep.

All I learned from this diagram is that Patch 1.2 will come after Patch 1.1 and not before that. Very informative. Reminds me of the maps in Thief: TDP, only they made the missions more fun.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

https://twitter.com/JacksRasendeWut/status/1349475721203351552/photo/1

ahahahah that is briliant!

 

[moon knight]

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"Please kill me now"

 

[JustMyOnion]

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"Please kill me now"

Decline: Not even once.

 

[Danikas]

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

you know, after at least 15 straight years (since the HD era began) of "We already got your money, dude. :^)" it seems like ya'll just dont know what the fuck to think about CDPR.

 

[Gargaune]

Are those Witcher 3-style strings I hear in the background around the 1-minute mark? Marcin, are you trying to subliminally influence us by associating our fond memories of TW3 with your message?... 'Cause it's kinda working.

But we made it even more difficult for ourselves by wanting to make the game look epic on PCs and then adjusting it to consoles, especially old gens.

How does it feel now that the shoe's on the other foot, console plebs? Decades of butchered control schemes, TV user interfaces and matchbox-sized levels, now it's your turn to taste the decline!


Look, all that aside, I appreciate the gesture with Iwinski going out of his way to explain their position, though I suppose dire PR measures were to be expected given how badly the press and social media blew the situation out of proportion. That said, it doesn't really change my take on Cyberpunk. I've spent like 40 hours with the game and, at least playing on a recent PC, bugs weren't the issue, but the game itself - it's not terrible, just not great either. Some key gameplay designs are very disappointing and the writing, while kinda interesting around the main plot, hasn't really hooked me like TW3 did. Maybe the latter will change as I progress further, I've taken a break for now and gone back to Deus Ex with a side of Enderal, but I expect my general impression will hold - Cyberpunk's a majestic-looking but ultimately middling Action-Adventure (RP)G on the whole.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Regarding the doe-eyed "commitment to quality"... man, however you try to spin this - you shipped a game where the guy's dick is clipping through his pants in the inventory screen. This was rushed out underbaked like no other game has ever been, literally with no pants on.

And you come asking for people to trust you.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

Regarding the doe-eyed "commitment to quality"... man, however you try to spin this - you shipped a game where the guy's dick is clipping through his pants in the inventory screen. This was rushed out underbaked like no other game has ever been, literally with no pants on.

And you come asking for people to trust you.

Would you prefer another Fallout 76-tier disaster where they ban people for being good at the game because they assume they were cheating

 

[Danikas]

Regarding the doe-eyed "commitment to quality"... man, however you try to spin this - you shipped a game where the guy's dick is clipping through his pants in the inventory screen. This was rushed out underbaked like no other game has ever been, literally with no pants on.

Now this nigga is pure hyperbole there have been plenty of games like this Kotor 2, Vtmb, Arcanum. and Im saying this as fan of those games fans dedicated their shitty lifes to restoring kotor 2 cut content and fixing broken vtmb...

 

[Gerrard]

Enough sayd.

Link the CDPR forum post, I want the salt.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

Enough sayd.

Link the CDPR forum post, I want the salt.

theres no salt

 

[Tyranicon]

And you come asking for people to trust you.

Because the world is full of retards willing to buy bridges.

 

[SpaceWizardz]

Now this nigga is pure hyperbole there have been plenty of games like this Kotor 2, Vtmb, Arcanum.

Those games did not have the luxury of several years of development, 800+ employees, and essentially endless cash to burn.

 

[Danikas]

Those games did not have the luxury of several years of development, 800+ employees, and essentially endless cash to burn.

Why does it matter to me? I still had to pay the same price for them at release.

 

[Ibn Sina]

Enough sayd.

Link the CDPR forum post, I want the salt.

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theres no salt

there is nothing more bullshit than this picture. Literally all the conversation with Sunny smiles is filler and at the end there is only 3 choices 1) accept quest 2) do tutorial first then accept quest 3) decline and leave. is not that different from cp2077.

 

[SpaceWizardz]

What does it matter to me? I still had to pay the same price for them at release.

The point is that they're not in a position to use the "time and money" excuse Obsidian & Friends have regularly used over the years.
So, when they end up releasing a big stinker as they have, the blame is entirely on the capabilities of the company.

 

[ChildInTime]

Here, have a younger and less makeup wearing Evelyn from the same guy who modeled her current in-game incarnation.