Community Celebrating 20 years of RPG News (NSFW)

[Bigg Boss]

The competition is closed.

The judges have conferred and made a decision. The results are as follows:

$100 Winner
https://rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=17774

$75 Second-Place
https://rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=17745

$50 Runner-Ups
https://rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=17787
https://rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=17743

$20 Participation Trophy
https://rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=17768
https://rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=17704
https://rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=17737

Yes, while Lagole Gon's was a grand result, quixotic spoke more to our hearts with Lagole coming in at second place.

Kev Inkline, and Wild Slop's efforts were worthy of consideration.

With Darkozric, KörangarTheMighty, and Bigg Boss winning participation prizes for their efforts.

All winners should PM me about their prizes. The Codex will buy them a GOG game of their choice or contribute to their Steam wallet up to the amount nominated.

Glad to see I made it to the shit list at least. Thakfully a friendo bought me a game this month so I can play games.

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

Congrats everyone, some tough competition out there!

Also, if any of the staff (or anyone else) want to make use of my TL;DR troll or my Troll Knight for the site, feel free to. May require a bit of photoshop wizardry.

 

[Crispy]

Cheers to DU for sponsoring this and for shelling out the money to the deserving winners.

 

[Boleskine]

Kev Inkline yours was funny, but it's just a meme you copy pasta'd shit on top of with minimal effort or creativity. made for simpletons, no wonder DU likes it

You know, I actually agree with you, it was just a reply/modification to a meme someone else already posted ITT. I'd like to pretend I was runner-up because of my real entry, which I did for science.

You can send me half your prize value ($25) via PayPal as commission for the inspiration my entry provided settlement for your plagiarism.

 

[Blaine]

quixotic You (a fucking leaf, I should have known) may or may not realize that you've also won a sealed copy of Pillars of Eternity signed by the development team, courtesy of me.

In order to claim your prize, you can provide me with instructions via PM to mail it to any address: your house, your work, someone else's house or work, a PO box, an APO address, etc. You may choose to cede your prize to another Codexer as well, for example, if desired. You don't need to worry about being stalked unless you own a streamside home in Nova Scotia, where I'd enjoy fly fishing.

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

 

[Crispy]

That's nice of you, Blaine.

 

[quixotic]

quixotic You (a fucking leaf, I should have known) may or may not realize that you've also won a sealed copy of Pillars of Eternity signed by the development team, courtesy of me.

In order to claim your prize, you can provide me with instructions via PM to mail it to any address: your house, your work, someone else's house or work, a PO box, an APO address, etc. You may choose to cede your prize to another Codexer as well, for example, if desired. You don't need to worry about being stalked unless you own a streamside home in Nova Scotia, where I'd enjoy fly fishing.

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

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I cede this to whoever gives this post a Balanced rating first.

 

[quixotic]

Annnnd there it is!
Congrats rusty.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I cede it to Roguey because it's signed by Sawyer.

 

[Gregz]

quixotic You (a fucking leaf, I should have known) may or may not realize that you've also won a sealed copy of Pillars of Eternity signed by the development team, courtesy of me.

In order to claim your prize, you can provide me with instructions via PM to mail it to any address: your house, your work, someone else's house or work, a PO box, an APO address, etc. You may choose to cede your prize to another Codexer as well, for example, if desired. You don't need to worry about being stalked unless you own a streamside home in Nova Scotia, where I'd enjoy fly fishing.

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

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I cede this to whoever gives this post a Balanced rating first.

Now that rusty has balanced it, I'm really hoping for the ritual destruction option.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Now that rusty has balanced it, I'm really hoping for the ritual destruction option.

While I assume Roguey is free to do what he wants with it, I sincerely hope he takes it as codex's #1 sawyer fan.

 

[Crispy]

Maybe we should send it to MCA so he can sell it to help pay his legal fees.

 

[jebsmoker]

awww man, the wizardry 7 one should have at least gotten 3rd place. it's great

 

[Roguey]

I cede it to Roguey because it's signed by Sawyer.

I give it to whoever truly wants to own it.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

I cede it to Roguey because it's signed by Sawyer.

I give it to whoever truly wants to own it.

Giving it to yourself then?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I cede it to Roguey because it's signed by Sawyer.

I give it to whoever truly wants to own it.

That's you, champ.

 

[Roguey]

Giving it to yourself then?

A signed copy of Pillars would have to be for a superfan of the game (which I am not) or someone who believes it will increase in value. In my estimation, this would be like having a copy of Spider-Man #1 signed by Todd McFarlane, which one might get dozens or possibly a hundred bucks for, but it'll never be Amazing Spider-Man #1 signed by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

 

[Blaine]

The simple fact that it's impossible to give away a sealed and signed copy of PoE—that hardly anyone is willing merely to receive it and allow it to occupy 0.2 m³ of space in their home—is truly the best result I could have hoped for.

As such, its fate may end up being to occupy its own anti-shrine, let's say a rectangular patch of bare floor in a corner of the garage marked off neatly with black electrical tape, the box centered within that perimeter, and with a small laminated placard off to one side that reads: "You will never be able to utilize this space for anything worthwhile."

 

[Tacgnol]

Giving it to yourself then?

A signed copy of Pillars would have to be for a superfan of the game (which I am not) or someone who believes it will increase in value. In my estimation, this would be like having a copy of Spider-Man #1 signed by Todd McFarlane, which one might get dozens or possibly a hundred bucks for, but it'll never be Amazing Spider-Man #1 signed by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

I'll take it and cede it to Sensuki

 

[mediocrepoet]

The simple fact that it's impossible to give away a sealed and signed copy of PoE—that hardly anyone is willing merely to receive it and allow it to occupy 0.2 m³ of space in their home—is truly the best result I could have hoped for.

As such, its fate may end up being to occupy its own anti-shrine, let's say a rectangular patch of bare floor in a corner of the garage marked off neatly with black electrical tape, the box centered within that perimeter, and with a small laminated placard off to one side that reads: "You will never be able to utilize this space for anything worthwhile."

I'd take it if you're seriously trying to get rid of it.

 

[The_Mask]

Same here. I'd take it.

 

[Crispy]

Who would have thought that a signed copy of PoE, especially one graced with MCA's own signature, would wind up like a venereal disease at RPG Codex?

 

[HeatEXTEND]

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

quixotic plz quixotic plzzzz I'm begging you over here!

I lost track over the rights, plzzzzz who ends up with them

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

I'm begging you over here!

 

[Grauken]

Good begging should be rewarded

 

[Kev Inkline]

Who would have thought that a signed copy of PoE, especially one graced with MCA's own signature, would wind up like a venereal disease at RPG Codex?

And that's the only venereal disease a codexer would catch...

...because that's the only box they get close to