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Congrats everyone, some tough competition out there!

Also, if any of the staff (or anyone else) want to make use of my TL;DR troll or my Troll Knight for the site, feel free to. May require a bit of photoshop wizardry.
 
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Kev Inkline yours was funny, but it's just a meme you copy pasta'd shit on top of with minimal effort or creativity. made for simpletons, no wonder DU likes it
You know, I actually agree with you, it was just a reply/modification to a meme someone else already posted ITT. I'd like to pretend I was runner-up because of my real entry, which I did for science.
You can send me half your prize value ($25) via PayPal as commission for the inspiration my entry provided settlement for your plagiarism.

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Grab the Codex by the pussy
quixotic You (a fucking leaf, I should have known) may or may not realize that you've also won a sealed copy of Pillars of Eternity signed by the development team, courtesy of me.

In order to claim your prize, you can provide me with instructions via PM to mail it to any address: your house, your work, someone else's house or work, a PO box, an APO address, etc. You may choose to cede your prize to another Codexer as well, for example, if desired. You don't need to worry about being stalked unless you own a streamside home in Nova Scotia, where I'd enjoy fly fishing.

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

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quixotic You (a fucking leaf, I should have known) may or may not realize that you've also won a sealed copy of Pillars of Eternity signed by the development team, courtesy of me.

In order to claim your prize, you can provide me with instructions via PM to mail it to any address: your house, your work, someone else's house or work, a PO box, an APO address, etc. You may choose to cede your prize to another Codexer as well, for example, if desired. You don't need to worry about being stalked unless you own a streamside home in Nova Scotia, where I'd enjoy fly fishing.

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

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I cede this to whoever gives this post a Balanced rating first.
 

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quixotic You (a fucking leaf, I should have known) may or may not realize that you've also won a sealed copy of Pillars of Eternity signed by the development team, courtesy of me.

In order to claim your prize, you can provide me with instructions via PM to mail it to any address: your house, your work, someone else's house or work, a PO box, an APO address, etc. You may choose to cede your prize to another Codexer as well, for example, if desired. You don't need to worry about being stalked unless you own a streamside home in Nova Scotia, where I'd enjoy fly fishing.

If you'd like to see the box ritually destroyed, that's also an option.

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I cede this to whoever gives this post a Balanced rating first.

Now that rusty has balanced it, I'm really hoping for the ritual destruction option.
 

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Giving it to yourself then? :M
A signed copy of Pillars would have to be for a superfan of the game (which I am not) or someone who believes it will increase in value. In my estimation, this would be like having a copy of Spider-Man #1 signed by Todd McFarlane, which one might get dozens or possibly a hundred bucks for, but it'll never be Amazing Spider-Man #1 signed by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.
 

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The simple fact that it's impossible to give away a sealed and signed copy of PoE—that hardly anyone is willing merely to receive it and allow it to occupy 0.2 m³ of space in their home—is truly the best result I could have hoped for.

As such, its fate may end up being to occupy its own anti-shrine, let's say a rectangular patch of bare floor in a corner of the garage marked off neatly with black electrical tape, the box centered within that perimeter, and with a small laminated placard off to one side that reads: "You will never be able to utilize this space for anything worthwhile."
 

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Giving it to yourself then? :M
A signed copy of Pillars would have to be for a superfan of the game (which I am not) or someone who believes it will increase in value. In my estimation, this would be like having a copy of Spider-Man #1 signed by Todd McFarlane, which one might get dozens or possibly a hundred bucks for, but it'll never be Amazing Spider-Man #1 signed by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

I'll take it and cede it to Sensuki
 

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The simple fact that it's impossible to give away a sealed and signed copy of PoE—that hardly anyone is willing merely to receive it and allow it to occupy 0.2 m³ of space in their home—is truly the best result I could have hoped for.

As such, its fate may end up being to occupy its own anti-shrine, let's say a rectangular patch of bare floor in a corner of the garage marked off neatly with black electrical tape, the box centered within that perimeter, and with a small laminated placard off to one side that reads: "You will never be able to utilize this space for anything worthwhile."
I'd take it if you're seriously trying to get rid of it.
 

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