Incline Chris Avellone Appreciation Station

[CptMace]

One day i'll give in and ponctuate my obvious jokes by dank emojis. Which is a shame because they're already bad enough.

 

[Don Peste]

Beats me. If it's not in an interview or dropped in a casual public conversation I've read, I wouldn't know.

 

[2house2fly]

Sure, jellybeans.
This whole series of tweets is infamous once you realise it's all code talk.

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/95674534673391616

i like to burn 2500 calories on a weekend bike ride and then follow it up on monday by eating half a pound of jelly beans.

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/218511369870376960

i eat jellybeans constantly all day long.

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/309035781069107200

i eat ~200 jellybeans/day

By the way, the math checks out. There are 400 jelly beans in a pound.

I guess I'm happy for the dude for having so much sex at work

 

[lophiaspis]

jellybeangate is real

 

[Valtiel]

Cannot unsee chubby Sawyer.

This jellybean affair is nasty. I guess the space piglet it's just a jelly bean fantasy for Josh

 

[conan_edw]

are there more chubby chris pics? :D

 

[Sentinel]

Give this thread 2 more pages and people will be asking for rule34 on Chris and Josh.

 

[JarlFrank]

And Roguey will deliver.

 

[Tom Selleck]

 

[Fairfax]

Though there was speculation that he was making up that stuff about PR people nixing the interview because he didn't have the heart to say the questions were too dumb to answer http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...y-has-been-revoked.19784/page-19#post-1056675

Very unlikely. Most questions had obvious answers or had already been answered at the time, but that's common. Also, they're all harmless compared to some of the stuff he gets on forums/twitter.

 

[Ninjerk]

Smooth.

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

This thread becomes increasingly more bizarre with every passing day.

 

[HoboForEternity]

i like to burn 2500 calories on a weekend bike ride and then follow it up on monday by eating half a pound of jelly beans.

the very incarnation of balance

 

[HanoverF]

This thread gets anymore balanced Sawyer is going to show up himself

 

[Ninjerk]

Roguey

How about now?

 

[Latro]

have you noticed? the more weight sawyer gains the more nice he is.

 

[Latro]

thin sawyer:

-grim smile
-invokes the holocaust his ancestors perpetuated with his thin, miserable frame
-crappy tattoos
-looks like the thin-men from nu-xcom
-stupid opinions about videogame balance
-rides around bikes instead of playing videogames, his job
-has a lot to say about political issues he will never have any influence on
-posts on somethingawful
-posts on twitter, retweets fat cosplaying girls
-twitter avatar is some facebook shit

fat sawyer:

-genuinely happy
-has the frame of a jovial wehrmacht corporal from hogan's heroes
-tattoos make his chubby arms more aesthetic
-looks like the cool chubby sectoids from original x-com
-"oh yeah that was stupid, but it was fun" - regarding videogame balance before he lost 6000 stone
-rides bikes to pick up inn-in-out for his friends
-too cool for politics
-posts on somethingawful ironically
-posts of twitter, uses smilies to communicate how happy he is
-twitter avatar is smooshing ironically at the camera, he is large and in charge

 

[Haba]

Rape victims often get fat.

HoboForEternity

Spoiler

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/12/sexual-abuse-victims-obesity/420186/
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2010/07/linking_sexual_abuse_to_obesit.html
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2210261212001940

 

[Jacob]

Wait kind of disgusting crap is this

#MenToo

 

[HoboForEternity]

Rape victims often get fat.

HoboForEternity

Spoiler

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/12/sexual-abuse-victims-obesity/420186/
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2010/07/linking_sexual_abuse_to_obesit.html
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2210261212001940

 

[HoboForEternity]

This topic motivates me to get fit. If a man who indulge half a pound of jelly beans a day can get fit-ish, i fucking can damnit

 

[Prime Junta]

This topic motivates me to get fit. If a man who indulge half a pound of jelly beans a day can get fit-ish, i fucking can damnit

It's the cycling bro. Burns calories like a motherfucker. Josh rides competitively, and once you're at the point where you're able to even finish a race, you can pretty much stop worrying about gaining weight; it's more the other way around -- you have to keep popping those jelly beans all the time in order to stay in the saddle.

 

[2house2fly]

Plus to get that performance-enhancing diabetes

 

[kintake]

Eat less to lose weight, as such; buy less food, get more money for escorts, burn calories by fucking 10/10's, win at life.

 

[Roguey]

It's the cycling bro. Burns calories like a motherfucker. Josh rides competitively, and once you're at the point where you're able to even finish a race, you can pretty much stop worrying about gaining weight; it's more the other way around -- you have to keep popping those jelly beans all the time in order to stay in the saddle.

You can still go overboard with it though.