Major_Blackhart
Codexia Lord Sodom
A codexer giving romance advice (3D romance), or Cosmo style sex tips.
“This sex play is degenerate! You just mash the awesome button repeatedly in order to win. The vulva’s HP bloat is ridiculous. It took ten minutes of spamming fast attack to finish it off. When you get inside the tunnel, pull out some graph paper to draw yourself a map so you can find your way back to the magic spot; don’t let her tell you where to find it—quest compasses are for retards. The beautiful visuals and voice acting cannot offset the shallow and repetitive gameplay. 4/10, would not fornicate again.”
Best sex advice I can give:
- Gaping is not hot in real life.
- Butter is not nearly as good as Marlin Brando makes it out to be.
- When eating bananas out of a woman's anus, you must be absolutely sure that you use unripened bananas. That way there's no question as to whether those dark marks are ripening or whatever else it could be.