Incline Chris Avellone Appreciation Station

[Junmarko]

You're a terrifying dude, roguey.

The only thing terrifying is why he derails rare Q and A with his useless collection of TMZ-style trivia

 

[Roguey]

The only thing terrifying is why he derails rare Q and A with his useless collection of TMZ-style trivia

Perhaps I'm just doing Fairfax a favor by keeping others from crowding in on his big interview.

 

[Junmarko]

Perhaps I'm just doing Fairfax a favor by keeping others from crowding in on his big interview.

Wunderbar.

Maybe start a thread for it next time eh?

 

[Egosphere]

if MCA survives this thread he is truly codex's chosen one

I bet you solid gold bars, that he doesn't give a flying fuck about 95 % of the shitposting in dis thread, brah.

Edit: Now that I think of it, Sawyer looks a lot like the virgin

 

[Cael]

The only thing terrifying is why he derails rare Q and A with his useless collection of TMZ-style trivia

Perhaps I'm just doing Fairfax a favor by keeping others from crowding in on his big interview.

As if fauxfax would have anything to do with gamers other than sneer at them from its ivory leaning tower of Newtown.

 

[Kalin]

if MCA survives this thread he is truly codex's chosen one

I bet you solid gold bars, that he doesn't give a flying fuck about 95 % of the shitposting in dis thread, brah.

Edit: Now that I think of it, Sawyer looks a lot like the virgin

Yeah, cool story bro, but I finally checked the Kangmaker kickstarter and woah!

MCA-man used to be crisp and shredded like a julienne salad.

Now though? Sheit man, he's about a year or two away from turning FULL Rand Paul:

IT'S HIM!


Chris Avellone bro this is a friendly wake up call from a bro on the Internet, you can trust me because I know a lot of stuff and I have great taste in games. My recommendation is to embrace a STRICT paleo diet combined with serious intermittent fasting. This is KEY because what they soycuck brigades in California are feeding you is most likely pure poison. Crispy is like the biggest faggot on the dex and he drinks soy mocha latte decaf on a daily basis. Yeah, go figure.

Next up after diet and fasting: super high-resistance training. Trust me on this, you will get back on track in no-time, in fact I think you will look, feel and perform better than ever before!

If you need some help ask your bros Cleveland Mark Blakemore or Dr David Duke PhD and I'm sure they will juice you up. They might also shed some light on other important issues, such as actually good games, Neanderthal lore and the Jewish question.

Still not convinced? Well hey just look at David's gains, he literally went from twerp to Nukem using the formula above:

Yuge gainz!

And Duker is like 67 years old, if he can do it, anyone can!

I rest my case.

 

[aweigh]

is there anything as laughable as a codexer giving fitness advice

 

[Kalin]

is there anything as laughable as a codexer giving fitness advice

Your Persona fetish comes to mind.

 

[Kyl Von Kull]

is there anything as laughable as a codexer giving fitness advice

A codexer giving romance advice (3D romance), or Cosmo style sex tips.

“This sex play is degenerate! You just mash the awesome button repeatedly in order to win. The vulva’s HP bloat is ridiculous. It took ten minutes of spamming fast attack to finish it off. When you get inside the tunnel, pull out some graph paper to draw yourself a map so you can find your way back to the magic spot; don’t let her tell you where to find it—quest compasses are for retards. The beautiful visuals and voice acting cannot offset the shallow and repetitive gameplay. 4/10, would not fornicate again.”

 

[Crispy]

Kalin, none of this changes the fact that if I could somehow get my hands on you way over there in Sweden, I'd literally rend the life from your body. Slowly.

Such is the power of the mighty mocha.

 

[aweigh]

Watch as Chris Avellone break his Illuminati spell and leaves Obsidian behind!

Details from former Obsidian member reveal depth of MKUltra manipulation in Games Industry!

 

[Blaine]

is there anything as laughable as a codexer giving fitness advice

Yeah, Codexers who go around psychoanalyzing other members but who are actually in psychotherapy and taking prescription cocktails themselves.

 

[fantadomat]

is there anything as laughable as a codexer giving fitness advice

Yeah, Codexers who go around psychoanalyzing other members but who are actually in psychotherapy and taking prescription cocktails themselves.

You just described half the codexers. This is some pretty deep passive aggressive defence here mate,must check some of Nietzsche works and compare. A lot of hidden meanings in your sentence.

 

[Kyl Von Kull]

is there anything as laughable as a codexer giving fitness advice

Yeah, Codexers who go around psychoanalyzing other members but who are actually in psychotherapy and taking prescription cocktails themselves.

In my experience that probably makes him more qualified to comment, not less. Wouldn’t you rather get psychiatric advice from someone who’s mentally ill and knows it than from someone who’s mentally ill and doesn’t know it? The sane and well adjusted are such a small minority here that their perspective wouldn’t really apply.

No one’s brain is so perfect that it can’t be improved by the judicious application of chemistry. Or as my own shrink says, “you haven’t lived until you’ve tried mushrooms.”

 

[Cael]

Or as my own shrink says, “you haven’t lived until you’ve tried mushrooms.”

He can join my old company. He can then know what it is like to BE a mushroom...

 

[Blaine]

Physician, heal thyself.

 

[Trans-Financial-Man]

I wish I could stalk someone as effectively as the Kodex Kult.

 

[Bohrain]

Lions doesn't concern itself with the opinions of sheep.

And tigers don't brush their teeth.

 

[boobio]

his longterm (((girlfriend))) for a New Vegas QA tester.

Got any pictures/names of either?

I posted this in Omega Turbodweeb thread four years ago

Yeah, that's the ex. The new one is http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Ashley_Betters

Why the Fallout wiki made an entry for a QA tester, I have no idea. Autism stronger than mine I suppose.

So what is she doing now?

 

[Sizzle]

She's doing Sawyer.

 

[boobio]

Help me out Codexians. Who is this girl and what is the story between her and Chris?

Tina Parker. She sexually harassed Chris so severely that he outright refused to attend company events so he wouldn't have to be around her. She got away with it because her proud cuck of a husband is a co-owner.

I think this pretty much supports the fact that Chris is Gay. proof: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Tina_Parker

 

[lophiaspis]

 

[Ninjerk]

Also, doesn't drink beer vs. often seen in photographs drinking beer.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Dat Hwrpa Dwrp.

Though... https://twitter.com/ChrisAvellone/status/982384010843250688

 

[Ninjerk]

Sorry Chris Avellone, there's only one Fallout game.