Incline Chris Avellone Appreciation Station

[Ismaul]

Figurines of idealized scantily-clad women forever locked behind plastic enclosures. In sight but never accessible to the touch.

Isn't that a metaphor for his love life. And the modern man's condition.

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

Just about every action figure he has on the wall makes a prominent display of the hips. I don't know whether I should salute the man, or call him the filthy coomer that he is.

 

[Hagashager]

Or seen his computer den…

Citation needed. I need to see how the rich geeks are able to live.

https://www.pcgamer.com/show-us-your-rig-wasteland-2s-chris-avellone/

Oh...oh my God...

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

But the floor looks like that shitty lino "tile" over concrete

Looks like beige plush carpeting to me. If it were concrete or linoleum there'd be no need for the chair mat.

 

[mediocrepoet]

But the floor looks like that shitty lino "tile" over concrete

Looks like beige plush carpeting to me. If it were concrete or linoleum there'd be no need for the chair mat.

Some would use the mat to protect lino from tearing or marking, but you may be right.

 

[Ismaul]

we're all mca's children

he touched me deeply when I was just 13

Was it Dead Money or Lonesome Road?

Donut Touch, what an appropriate name for someone so interested

let me answer you this way: when that touching event happened, little did i know it was only the beginning of my torment

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Just about every action figure he has on the wall makes a prominent display of the hips.

5. What game are you playing right now?

Chris Avellone: Aside from builds of games I’m working on, I’m playing Dragon’s Crown and Horizon: Zero Dawn. I also got the new re-released Nintendo NES’s, and I’ve been playing Castlevania on it and having a blast.

I wonder which of the 6 Dragon's Crown characters Chris Avellone is playing. My guess is the wizard.

Revising my guess to the sorceress:

 

[abnaxus]

Hey, remember those midjourney AI image merging?

Spoiler

 

[don_tomaso]

Can he even jerk off with them tiny t-rex arms?

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Can he even jerk off with them tiny t-rex arms?

No, but he has a harem of anime figurines to fuck, so he's all good.

 

[don_tomaso]

Can he even jerk off with them tiny t-rex arms?

No, but he has a harem of anime figurines to fuck, so he's all good.

So hands free he just thrusts his concrete hard t-rex sized penis through the plastic box cover into the tiny plastic mouth of various ugly plastic dolls? Yeah, I guess that could be a substitute.

 

[Humbaba]

He is gay



I demand this thread be shut down.

 

[0sacred]

equating loving things with putting your dick in them is decline and degenerate thinking by faggots, for faggots.

 

[Nano]

I demand this thread be shut down.

How does it feel to know the man you've idolized for years likes taking cock up his ass?

 

[Dadd]

He is gay



I demand this thread be shut down.

Some say platonic love is the purest form of love.

 

[Lyric Suite]

He is gay



I demand this thread be shut down.

Everybody here is gay by this metric since we all loved Avellone too! Too bad he never loved us.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Terrible

 

[NecroLord]

Can a man not love another man? Your brother? Your father?
Shut the fuck up already.
Love does not consist merely of you shoving your cock in a lady's love-hole. That's different...

 

[Drunken Irishman]

Or seen his computer den…

Citation needed. I need to see how the rich geeks are able to live.

https://www.pcgamer.com/show-us-your-rig-wasteland-2s-chris-avellone/

Americans lead too easy lives. That will lead to degeneracy. It is sad that the Great Avellone has become... this. God put all that talent into a Californian and the man wasted it. Avellone's days of writing are over. Had he been from Finland or Eastern Europe... maybe then he would have become worthy of his talent.

 

[SharkClub]

God put all that talent into a Californian and the man wasted it.

The game was rigged from the start.

 

[Dadd]

Jokes aside, "frolicsome" in the American sense cannot be anything but sexual. There's no room for interpretation.

 

[Roguey]

Avellone has once again quietly updated his linkedin

Narrative Designer/Writer
Ghost Story Games

Dec 2015 - Aug 2019 3 years 9 months

Westwood, MA

- Narrative Designer/Writer (contract), Judas. Finally announced!

After it's released I'll be interested in learning just how much of his writing was retained. Even without the Cancellation, Levine is notorious for throwing out completed work and Avellone hasn't worked on this in years.

 

[Artyoan]

He buys a new figurine for every week he's out of work.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

He is gay



I demand this thread be shut down.

Everybody here is gay by this metric since we all loved Avellone too! Too bad he never loved us.

Avellone's last post was directed at me, he loved me the most.

 

[Humbaba]

rusty_shackleford: a gay Italian's best friend.