Incline Chris Avellone Appreciation Station

[Wunderbar]

Hey, remember those midjourney AI image merging?

Spoiler

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

After witnessing that collection of figurines I can no longer make fun of Soyer who still rents at 50 because he blew up all his money on a collection of bamboo bike frames.

 

[Dhaze]

This one looks nicer and more comfortable because it focuses on the essentials (e.g. comfy chair). Avellone's chair isn't too bad, one of those cheap office chairs you'll find in any office. But the floor looks like that shitty lino "tile" over concrete and cold af with a cluttered long desk that really does remind me of a receiving station. The "warehouse breakroom" clock just ties the whole thing together.

Worse even to me than the 'warehouse breakroom' clock is the lone, ten pounds hex dumbbell; I'm not sure why exactly but it's the saddest item in that picture.

 

[mediocrepoet]

This one looks nicer and more comfortable because it focuses on the essentials (e.g. comfy chair). Avellone's chair isn't too bad, one of those cheap office chairs you'll find in any office. But the floor looks like that shitty lino "tile" over concrete and cold af with a cluttered long desk that really does remind me of a receiving station. The "warehouse breakroom" clock just ties the whole thing together.

Worse even to me than the 'warehouse breakroom' clock is the lone, ten pounds hex dumbbell; I'm not sure why exactly but it's the saddest item in that picture.

Symphony of Sadness: A Journey into the Personal Life of MCA

 

[Roguey]

Worse even to me than the 'warehouse breakroom' clock is the lone, ten pounds hex dumbbell; I'm not sure why exactly but it's the saddest item in that picture.

That's a 30 lber, not a 10.

Guy needs to get his reps in for a quick boost.

 

[Dadd]

I don't see what's so shocking about his room considering he makes video games for a living.

 

[mediocrepoet]

I don't see what's so shocking about his room considering he makes video games for a living.

Not anymore!

Spoiler

That one kinda hurt, ngl.

 

[Alienman]

Yeah but... it's so industrial looking and sparse. I guess it could be part of his basement or garage or something. Doesn't seem like a good place to do much other than punch in shipping/receiving data or track the number of bodies in your freezer so you don't run out of room.

Yeah that's a man's apartment all right.

I must have the gay gene, because I actually decorate and try to make it cozy.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Jesus Christ what in the living shit is that.

See, this is why you don't leave the Codex, because this is where you can grow balls and not remain a pussy. If he had stayed here his room would look like this, as God intended:

 

[Ismaul]

Figurines of idealized scantily-clad women forever locked behind plastic enclosures. In sight but never accessible to the touch.

Isn't that a metaphor for his love life. And the modern man's condition.

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

Just about every action figure he has on the wall makes a prominent display of the hips. I don't know whether I should salute the man, or call him the filthy coomer that he is.

 

[Hagashager]

Or seen his computer den…

Citation needed. I need to see how the rich geeks are able to live.

https://www.pcgamer.com/show-us-your-rig-wasteland-2s-chris-avellone/

Oh...oh my God...

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

But the floor looks like that shitty lino "tile" over concrete

Looks like beige plush carpeting to me. If it were concrete or linoleum there'd be no need for the chair mat.

 

[mediocrepoet]

But the floor looks like that shitty lino "tile" over concrete

Looks like beige plush carpeting to me. If it were concrete or linoleum there'd be no need for the chair mat.

Some would use the mat to protect lino from tearing or marking, but you may be right.

 

[Ismaul]

we're all mca's children

he touched me deeply when I was just 13

Was it Dead Money or Lonesome Road?

Donut Touch, what an appropriate name for someone so interested

let me answer you this way: when that touching event happened, little did i know it was only the beginning of my torment

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Just about every action figure he has on the wall makes a prominent display of the hips.

5. What game are you playing right now?

Chris Avellone: Aside from builds of games I’m working on, I’m playing Dragon’s Crown and Horizon: Zero Dawn. I also got the new re-released Nintendo NES’s, and I’ve been playing Castlevania on it and having a blast.

I wonder which of the 6 Dragon's Crown characters Chris Avellone is playing. My guess is the wizard.

Revising my guess to the sorceress:

 

[abnaxus]

Hey, remember those midjourney AI image merging?

Spoiler

 

[don_tomaso]

Can he even jerk off with them tiny t-rex arms?

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Can he even jerk off with them tiny t-rex arms?

No, but he has a harem of anime figurines to fuck, so he's all good.

 

[don_tomaso]

Can he even jerk off with them tiny t-rex arms?

No, but he has a harem of anime figurines to fuck, so he's all good.

So hands free he just thrusts his concrete hard t-rex sized penis through the plastic box cover into the tiny plastic mouth of various ugly plastic dolls? Yeah, I guess that could be a substitute.

 

[Humbaba]

He is gay



I demand this thread be shut down.

 

[0sacred]

equating loving things with putting your dick in them is decline and degenerate thinking by faggots, for faggots.

 

[Nano]

I demand this thread be shut down.

How does it feel to know the man you've idolized for years likes taking cock up his ass?

 

[Dadd]

He is gay



I demand this thread be shut down.

Some say platonic love is the purest form of love.

 

[Lyric Suite]

He is gay



I demand this thread be shut down.

Everybody here is gay by this metric since we all loved Avellone too! Too bad he never loved us.