Bubblegum_Bandit: As the Minister of Affairs for RPGWatch and highest ranked member of the Third-Watch Cult, Devotees of Watchwitz, I must declare that it was in the world's interest that we lost to RPGCodex this day; in no other circumstances, but for continued world peace, would we lose to Codex.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As an RPGWatch preliminary expert I must announce that I think there's too much focus on combat and skills in D:OS, and not enough story. I hope this is fixed in D:OS2.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As an RPGWatch patient, and David Gaider's personal fluffer, I must inform Swen that David Gaider can be hired for the low, low price of a brand new toupee and a bottle of non-alcoholic beer.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As an RPGWatch champion of the arena, nothing I do is childish, because I am an adult. Children do childish things, not adults like me. Please add Adult Mode, Swen.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As David Gaider, Divine Saint of the RPGWatch and their primary contributor, I would like to let you @LarianStudios know that I accept the job.
Bubblegum_Bandit: It is in my interests that Swen switches clothes with the man in the tie. But only wearing the tie.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As an RPGWatch member, I would like to request regenerating health and that death be removed. They are limitations of old and white-washed game design.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As the most dedicated brony of the brony stronghold RPGWatch, I demand at least RainbowDash as part of this shapeshifting.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As a partisan of the RPGWatch RPG Elite Community, I would like to speak for this woman and say that the writing shall be much improved by the recent hiring of David Gaider.
Bubblegum_Bandit:As your common RPGWatch member, I would like to stress that an experience such as this is triggering. I, as an average RPGWatch memeber, never had love from my mother. Please make this scene optional.
Bubblegum_Bandit: As the treasurer of RPGWatch, I shall hereby demand that we revoke our secret secondary payments made via Greg Martin Enterprises.
Bubblegum_Bandit: Every fight needs to be a eunuch, I agree. Testosterone is the plight of the modern man, so says RPGWatch.
Bubblegum_Bandit: @Boolsheat The new Enhanced Edition of DOS has been personally co-opted by RPGWatch's excellent writing staff, and features 90% more LGBT dialogue options, such as; 'Where's the nearest cocktail counter?'
Bubblegum_Bandit: I have already called the bank for my ninth mortgage to fund this game, in the name of RPGWatch.**
Bubblegum_Bandit: @LarianStudios Is Swen available for after-stream consultation meetings with top contributing RPGWatch memebers?