Clear GOTY 2023 contender, LIZARDS MUST DIE

[NaturallyCarnivorousSheep]

• Epic battles with hordes of lizards and other herods
• An opportunity to show everyone HEROIC STRENGTH . For the glory of ANCESTORS
• 3D graphics, logs in 8 polygons MINIMUM
• Protection of Baikalsk, the Republic of Tyva and Hyperborea from the invasions of evil lizards
• Drinking the waters of Baikal, and going into battle against the Lizards of Herod and the unholy aliens that decided to seize the holy land of the Rus
• Holy massacre in the name of SVAROG
• Experiencing The blessing of Perun, who gives the Rus a mighty force
• Saving the most beautiful expanses of the Rus land, rivers, lakes, forests and mountains from foreign herods
• GOD-PLEASING festivities throughout the RUS land after the victory over the lizards FOR THE GLORY OF YARILA
• Everything is strictly according to scientific documents
• Active combos and high-speed attacks under a seasoned background for the glory of Perun

• Radislav Bagirov - skillfully handles a sword and a shield, a thunderstorm of common sense
• Vseslav the Sorcerer is a master of battles with two swords, the most dexterous and fastest Russian, became famous in campaigns against lizards
• Drocheslav son of Sergeus - A mighty warrior, wielding a berdysh. Everyone is putting together legends about his vitality and immortality.

• GOIDA
• Thunderclaps of Perun
• Slavic chest shot
• Blow from the turntable
• Fraternal onslaught of the Slavs

 

[Konjad]

Far from GotY contender, but at least seems better than Starfield.

 

[Machocruz]

Can't wait

 

[Zlaja]

Lizards are Jews, right?

 

[Modron]

From the studio that brought you Dungeons & Cocks.

 

[rumSaint]

From creators of smash hits like "Dungeons and Cocks" and "Dungeons and Geese".

Looks like day 1 purchase boys.

 

[Humanophage]

The game has been released to "very positive" reviews.

Rus: Time to drink Baikal water and stretch our fists
Reptilian: Rus! Our army of lizards is now here.
Rus: Time to defend the native land! Children of Perun, banish the lizards from the sacred land of our ancestors.
Rus 2: You have my sword!
Rus 3: And my axe!
Rus: And the Slavic grab with balls!
Rus: I devised a cunning tactic, lizards
Rus: I'll knock you face with a round kick
Rus: Massacre!
Rus: These lizards are just children
Rus: We have won! We resisted the damned green lizards!
Rus: Glory to the Slavic kin! Let's drink kvass, brothers!

 

[Sukhāvatī]

Have to play on "zero quality" graphics settings else I get errors.

Spoiler

Med quality:



Low quality:



Zero quality:

 

[Be Kind Rewind]

Finally a game where I can kill Khazars, shame it had to come out the same time Fortune's Run did.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Is this the Смута RPG spin-off?

 

[Maxie]

Those motherfuckers took my 'there is a great spiritual war of slavs and lizard' shitpost and turned it into a game

 

[NaturallyCarnivorousSheep]

Those motherfuckers took my 'there is a great spiritual war of slavs and lizard' shitpost and turned it into a game

• Everything is strictly according to scientific documents

 

[Lord_Potato]

Ii might actually be a better game than Smuta

 

[Sukhāvatī]

Those motherfuckers took my 'there is a great spiritual war of slavs and lizard' shitpost and turned it into a game

• Everything is strictly according to scientific documents

 

[Humanophage]

It is now a top-10 game on Russian steam (8th place):

"The ghost of Hyperborea! 6 000 000 Enemies of HUMAn kin destroyed in five days!"

 

[JDR13]

From the studio that brought you Dungeons & Cocks.

I thought that was Larian.

 

[Sukhāvatī]

Spinoff Vampire Survivors clone.

 

[Sukhāvatī]

 

[Cheesedragon117]

Holy dogshit, non-ironic games set in the mythical land of Hyperborea? In GLORIOUS VEDIC RUSSIA?!?!

It's a damn shame none of them seem particularly inspired by the beautiful artworks of Vsevolod Ivanov though. Lizard Survivors, a little bit, but I want more. I want woolly war-mammoths, log-cabin spaceships and visages of ancient gods appearing on the horizon. I'd embed here a few examples from that webpage, but I don't know how.