In Progress Codex Bloodbowl League

[vazha]

"Disgraceful Dictators" (Chorfs) have joined the prestigious KKKodex league.

*Interestingly enough you cant call your player Putin. Says it's a forbidden word. No such qualms on guys like Erdo, Trump or Assad. So obviously I couldnt let it stand and now my bull centaur is proudly named PutinKhuylo.

I think the side league is more casual. Maybe you should spare them chorfs. They suffer enough with me

zero skill all luck

Also 0 brain. And physically not that impressive either. You guys will be fine ))

 

[Lagole Gon]

boot, no mercy will be given. When?

 

[boot]

boot, no mercy will be given. When?

right now

or anytime tomorrow, though preferably after 13:00 EST, though it doesn't really matter message me on steam if anything

 

[Lagole Gon]

boot, no mercy will be given. When?

right now

or anytime tomorrow, though preferably after 13:00 EST, though it doesn't really matter message me on steam if anything

NOW.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Well, that was a bloodbath. Sorry, boot, slow teams have to bash elves, no mercy. Damn, now I kind of feel bad for playing chorfs.
Could have been a draw if not the interception.
Bro tip - elf teams usually want an elf or two behind enemy lines. With knife-ears you sometimes play the game "vertically". I think. I don't really play pro elves, they are a bit weird and tricky.

 

[boot]

yeah, I think if I hadn't blown the wizard we might have gotten the defensive score early on, and on offense I should've committed to surfing the bull centaur but I was greedy and thought I could get the hobgoblin and centaur. Even when that failed I think we should've kept pushing the sideline.

I think it was mostly my fault my elves were massacred I gave up 51 blocks so don't feel too bad.

 

[Lagole Gon]

yeah, I think if I hadn't blown the wizard we might have gotten the defensive score early on, and on offense I should've committed to surfing the bull centaur but I was greedy and thought I could get the hobgoblin and centaur. Even when that failed I think we should've kept pushing the sideline.

I think it was mostly my fault my elves were massacred I gave up 51 blocks so don't feel too bad.

Renounce your elf ways and start playing skaven. I think you would like them more.

 

[SmartCheetah]

Start this one without me. I'd hop in at later date!

 

[Zanzoken]

All right men, the Codex Friendly Fourway is officially underway.

First round matches:

MD ELF (boot) vs Bonfire (Zanzoken)
Disgraceful Dictators (vazha) vs Escapeists (bionicman)

Good luck!

 

[boot]

do you wanna play now Zanzoken ?

 

[Zanzoken]

do you wanna play now Zanzoken ?

Sure now is good if you're ready

 

[vazha]

How can I spectate?

 

[Zanzoken]

We're all done. Good game boot.

Once again I am up by 1 with only two turns left to go, and end up coming away with a tie. *sigh*

 

[Harthwain]

How can I spectate?

1) Start Blood Bowl 2.
2) Press "Cabal TV" on the main screen.
3) Press "Search for match".
4) Set the top bar to "Replay" (by the time I am writing this it's a replay, not a live game).
5) In "Enter a team name" write "Bonfire".
6) ???
7) Profit.

A few more points:

- In a replay there is no chat.
- In a replay all actions happen instantly, even if during the live game coaches took time to think their turns through.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Nordics about to face the dorks.

 

[Darth Roxor]

 

[Darth Roxor]

well this was the match of the tournament for me, i highly advise everyone to watch the replay

unfortunately the draw means i'm now out of the final

too bad

 

[Jaedar]

This was way more than it should have been, in particular the second half.

My biggest mistake was forgetting wild animal existed / how it worked until halfway through the first drive

Spoiler

First half was really rough on my dorks, lost a few good players, had a real hard time downing the ball carrier. Second half was ridiculously intense, with basically every turn seeing me picking up the ball, and then the norse returning it to rest on the pitch. But I got some good injuries and kos at the start of the drive, and so very slowly I eked out enough breathing room to actually pick up and move the ball each turn instead of just picking it up. And in the end the dice abandoned roxor before me, so I managed to draw the game

 

[Lagole Gon]

Crazy game. And crazy Roxor, lmao, why would you buy a yeti?

You should have take the risk and try surfing the witch with the frenzy viking.

 

[Darth Roxor]

And crazy Roxor, lmao, why would you buy yeti?

stink, claw, wild animal, successful 2gfi surf blitzes, what's not to like?

 

[Jaedar]

Crazy game. And crazy Roxor, lmao, why would you buy a yeti?

 

[Harthwain]

It looks like the three top teams at the moment are Dark Elves, Chaos Dwarves and Humans. If Humans win their match, then the final round will decide who plays in the final.

 

[bionicman]

We'll see. I tend to lose vs orcs with humans for obvious reasons. Let's hope all this guard will come in handy.

 

[Darth Roxor]

If Humans win their match,

it would be a shame if some frustrated man who has nothing to either gain or lose anymore would butcher their team with reckless fouling and surfing in the next match

 

[bionicman]

Not looking forward to that match, it's going to be the final boss for my team.

Strange Fellow when do we play?