Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Fedora Master]

tbh even if the gameplay is shit im still looking forward to just playing the interactive movie

btw people will put negative ratings on this post but then go ahead and enjoy arcanum or planetescape tardmoment sooo

You just want to play a tranny, admit it.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I preordered, everything will be allright, everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright , everything will be allright, everything will be allright, everything will be allright, everything will be allright, everything will be allright, everything will be allright, everything will be allright, everything will be allright, everything will be allright.

Everything's gonna be okay,
Everything's gonna be alright,
With your Codex here beside you,
With your Codex here to guide you.

 

[hivemind]

You just want to play a tranny, admit it.

I'd play a proper tranny if I could but I don't think the game will actually facilitate that in any way beyond BENISS SLIDER :DDDDDDDDDD EBIN :DDDDDDDDDDD so I think my V will have a BAGINAA :DDD EBIN :DDDDDDDDD

 

[Cyberarmy]

Imagine having any high hopes for a AAA+ game in 2020.

 

[kangaxx]

To truly appreciate this game you must look to Reddit and the insane shit those little rascals spew out:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/k8av52/remember_why_you_want_to_play_cp2077/

It's less than 100 hours for the game to officially drop. And I just thought of how afraid I am of just being a dog chasing down a car. I've been following this since the first trailer, and it is easily the most hyped I've ever been for a game since then. Later this week I'll be either a dog who managed to bite a car and have no idea what to do with it, or a guy who who's in for an experience he's been waiting for for the longest time.

I want to trully immerse myself into Night City. I want to create a character that I'll be able to truly connect with. I want to experience CP2077 as intensely as it can possibly, reasonably be. And with this game being an RPG, very likely one of the deepest and most complex ever, the way each person interact with the game can surely hinder or glorify their experience, and I know which of those I want for me.

Take this as a reminder to keep track of how much we waited for this game, but to also not loose sight that with it coming out in just a few days, we should be very active in maintaining our connection to it if we want to be fair with our past selves, who were so hyped up a long time ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/k89hbp/can_we_just_make_best_friends/

One thing I've always thought would be cool in a rpg with relationships would be the option to just be best friends with people and maybe they get into their own relationships and you just have a group of friends with like a besty. I dunno, I'm just not trying to bone video game characters but will certainly befriend them

Hehehehehahahahahahahahaha....AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't wait to troll that subreddit post-release. I don't care that I'm in my mid thirties... I'll come out of retirement just for these people.

 

[hivemind]

(also the benis models are really bad looking lmaoo, pls cdproject modelers have sex)

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

Imagine having any high hopes for a game in 2020.

ftfy

 

[gerey]

the cope begins

Spoiler

Why do all redditors always sound like snivelling, effeminate faggots?

 

[Seigneur Locklear]

(also the benis models are really bad looking lmaoo, pls cdproject modelers have sex)

Aren't they also (((cut))) by default?

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

(also the benis models are really bad looking lmaoo, pls cdproject modelers have sex)

Aren't they also (((cut))) by default?

You mean to cut penis, it's a lot of pain.

 

[hivemind]

Aren't they also (((cut))) by default?

the most cyberpunk dystopia part of the game

 

[Bliblablubb]

Getting closer to release and the hypetrain is running at ludicrous speed now. Will it be a trainwreck in slow motion, or will V be known as the Ellen Elliot Page of videogaming....

I for one will wait for the Kriticool Kodex Konsensus before I start... aquiring the game.

 

[hivemind]

the final element of progress in society is walking the tightrope between bodyshaming innocent victims and condemning the savage practice of mutilating children for the sake of the jewish religion profit from cream sales

 

[Robber Baron]

Even if you ignore the bugs (no problem here really, enjoyed Gothic 3 on release), some core mechanics are just no fun allowed. Hard to be hyped about it, it might be cool to explore the city once, don't know about everything else really.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

Reviews embargo ends today I think, so at least we will know what journos have to say about this thing

 

[gerey]

Reviews embargo ends today I think, so at least we will know what journos have to say about this thing

We knew what they were going to say from the moment the game had been announced.

 

[Hamster]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1607329059837.webm

 

[just]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1607329059837.webm

telekinesis implant

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

We knew what they were going to say from the moment the game had been announced.

 

[Seigneur Locklear]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1607329059837.webm

That's just the normal function of his cybernetic implants.

 

[hivemind]

it is ok to have a cut penis

it is ok to have an uncut penis

it is NOT OK to cut your child's penis

'ate jews
'ate muslims
(not racist just don't like their dick cuttin)
'ate big pharma

luv penises

SIMPLE AS

 

[Taxnomore]

So. If I want to fuck the lesbian, how does it work ?
Do I need a full woman ?
Can I be a man with a vagina ?
Does it work with the male with boobs ?

I need to know before I create my character.

 

[kangaxx]

Reviews embargo ends today I think, so at least we will know what journos have to say about this thing

These days I only look at scores to confirm my own biases against the cunts who call themselves game "journalists".

What will be great about this is how they ignore the multitude of bugs and give it 11/10... it needs to surpass The Last of Us 2 which as we all know was a solid 10.

Then someone like me will point out on reddit that Prey was given 4/10 by IGN for a bug experienced by the reviewer, and I'll be called "far right".

'Butthurt' tags to the left pls gents.

 

[Hamster]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1607321757199.webm

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

So. If I want to fuck the lesbian, how does it work ?
Do I need a full woman ?
Can I be a man with a vagina ?
Does it work with the male with boobs ?

I need to know before I create my character.

It is a great post-modernist future, comrade! No man! No woman! No penis! No vagina! Just fucking, 24/7.