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Dark Souls Sucks

Zed Duke of Banville

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Sir, it's our fault that people are calling 2D metroidvanias soulslikes.
Most purist FromSoftware fans detest the term "soulslike" more than you can ever fathom
Salt & Sanctuary is a well-conceived conversion of the Demon's/Dark Souls formula to a 2D environment, with a bit of "Metroidvania" introduced in the form of extra movement abilities. Baffling that someone would expose his own poor taste by claiming Salt & Sanctuary as justification for detesting all games similar to the Demon's/Dark Souls.

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Drakortha

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5 pages. Embarassing. You should all feel embarassed for giving OP what she wants. Clowns.
Sorry to break it to you but this thread is going to be around for a long time. After all the Dark Souls fanboys are done seething and coping and the dust settles, this will be the go-to thread on Codex for discussing how overrated these games are.

Best part is they all outed themselves in the first few pages for the whole internet to see.
 

vota DC

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And by extension, everything that is 'Soulslike' sucks too.

Every time I look into a new game that falls under this description it ends up looking like the most uninspired, soulless shit I've ever seen. It's almost like if a game is to qualify it needs to be devoid of anything good and be a soulless husk of an experience for the player.

These games are just ugly throughout. And I don't just mean graphically - I mean artistically as well. Just look at this shit. Is this an inside joke? Why does everything in these games look so shitty?

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You smash everything, the game is already difficult so the things you need to smash look shitty to encourage you to smash them without hesitation. Not everyone are oogabooga, even in game they struggle to destroy the beauty.
 

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Salt & Sanctuary is a well-conceived conversion of the Demon's/Dark Souls formula to a 2D environment, with a bit of "Metroidvania" introduced in the form of extra movement abilities. Baffling that someone would expose his own poor taste by claiming Salt & Sanctuary as justification for detesting all games similar to the Demon's/Dark Souls.

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Look at that dialogue and that character model. Epitome of edgy gay emo syndrome. Weakling arms and a faggot haircut. And what's with the hat? Is that how you fantasize yourself? And you say I have poor taste.

That screenshot makes the game look even more gay than the ones I posted myself, lol. Nice job!
 

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Salt & Sanctuary is a well-conceived conversion of the Demon's/Dark Souls formula to a 2D environment, with a bit of "Metroidvania" introduced in the form of extra movement abilities. Baffling that someone would expose his own poor taste by claiming Salt & Sanctuary as justification for detesting all games similar to the Demon's/Dark Souls.
Play this you'll like it
 

Skinwalker

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Salt & Sanctuary is a well-conceived conversion of the Demon's/Dark Souls formula to a 2D environment, with a bit of "Metroidvania" introduced in the form of extra movement abilities. Baffling that someone would expose his own poor taste by claiming Salt & Sanctuary as justification for detesting all games similar to the Demon's/Dark Souls.
Yes, it's one of the few soulslikes that take the Dark Souls formula and apply it to a different core gameplay mechanic, as opposed to most soulslike that are just blatant rip0offs, like Lies of Poo blatantly ripping off Bloodborne without even trying to do anything new or interesting.
 

H. P. Lovecraft's Cat

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The idiot claims Dark Souls sucks and you dipshits are defending the ripoffs. Priorities people. Fix your shit and also delete this thread off the face of our world.
 

H. P. Lovecraft's Cat

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The idiot claims Dark Souls sucks and you dipshits are defending the ripoffs. Priorities people. Fix your shit and also delete this thread off the face of our world.
You smell.
You're a petty little bitch boy throwing petty ass insults at more mature members. GTFO my face bitch and go do something productive. I will burn this useless thread to the ground.
 

Skinwalker

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The idiot claims Dark Souls sucks and you dipshits are defending the ripoffs. Priorities people. Fix your shit and also delete this thread off the face of our world.
You smell.
You're a petty little bitch boy throwing petty ass insults at more mature members. GTFO my face bitch and go do something productive. I will burn this useless thread to the ground.
I have no problems with you burning this thread to the ground, but you don't need to be such an overly dramatic attention-whore.
 

H. P. Lovecraft's Cat

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I didn't make the thread. I'm not attention whoring. I would like all false information spreaders and their content to be thrown in the fire. That is what I'm advocating for.
 

Drakortha

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Someone tell H. P. Lovecraft's Cat that Skyrim is a better walking simulator than Dark Souls.

At least Skyrim has writing. What story is there in Dark Souls? You walk around an empty as shit world and pretend LARP that your character is doing something important.

All that grandeur that you think encompasses Souls games is all in your head. Go read a book.
 
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Odoryuk

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You walk around an empty as shit world and pretend LARPing that your character is doing something important.

All that grandeur that you think encompasses Souls games is all in your head. Go read a book.

There's no grandeur in FS games. I don't imagine shitty power fantasy stories like in Skyrim or other games, it's all pure melancholy and sense of uncovering old places no one visited in hundreds of years. No other games like this. Feels like you're the one that needs an epic adventure where your character is a Chosen one and everyone love him
 

Drakortha

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You walk around an empty as shit world and pretend LARPing that your character is doing something important.

All that grandeur that you think encompasses Souls games is all in your head. Go read a book.

There's no grandeur in FS games. I don't imagine shitty power fantasy stories like in Skyrim or other games, it's all pure melancholy and sense of uncovering old places no one visited in hundreds of years. No other games like this. Feels like you're the one that needs an epic adventure where your character is a Chosen one and everyone love him
There's more melancholy to be found walking around an abandoned Minecraft server. The ruins you find there had actual purpose once upon a time because players actually lived there and left behind true stories from a bygone era. The old places you find in Dark Souls by comparison are FAKE AND GAY and their history only exists in your head.
 
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I'll say it just once, so, kindly pay attention: "It is not graphics within which the gameplay lie, and with strange subjectiveness, even AAA may die."
 

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