Disco Elysium Pre-Release Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Terenty]

I tried

Russian is difficult, don't sweat it

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I know. I actually spoke it reasonably fluently 20 years ago. I lived a year in Kiev. I haven't used it since and have forgotten most of it. I still understand it OK, just can't form a coherent sentence unless I'm sufficiently drunk.

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Did you speak Russian or Ukranian? They are quite different

 

[ZVERMIX]

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I know. I actually spoke it reasonably fluently 20 years ago. I lived a year in Kiev. I haven't used it since and have forgotten most of it. I still understand it OK, just can't form a coherent sentence unless I'm sufficiently drunk.

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Did you speak Russian or Ukranian? They are quite different

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People in Kiev speak mainly Russian (even now after all the shit of the last 5 years)

 

[Terenty]

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I know. I actually spoke it reasonably fluently 20 years ago. I lived a year in Kiev. I haven't used it since and have forgotten most of it. I still understand it OK, just can't form a coherent sentence unless I'm sufficiently drunk.

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Did you speak Russian or Ukranian? They are quite different

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People in Kiev speak mainly Russian (even now after all the shit of the last 5 years)

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Cool, good to know

 

[Jarpie]

Painukaa helvetin kuuseen, vitun ryssät!

 

[Prime Junta]

I tried

Russian is difficult, don't sweat it

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I know. I actually spoke it reasonably fluently 20 years ago. I lived a year in Kiev. I haven't used it since and have forgotten most of it. I still understand it OK, just can't form a coherent sentence unless I'm sufficiently drunk.

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Did you speak Russian or Ukranian? They are quite different

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Nobody spoke Ukrainian in Kiev in 1999, I think somebody addressed me in Ukrainian once during the entire year, and he was visiting from Lvov. It was Russian or surzhyk. I did take a course in elementary Ukrainian while I was there but I never got past the basics with that.

 

[I ASK INANE QUESTIONS]

It had been in my profile since registration.

u fucked up bigtime mayte

 

[Lithium Flower]

sounds dumb ROFLMAO

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

Sounds like a hivemind alt

 

[Prime Junta]

stuff

THAT WOULD BE MORE CONVINCING IN ALL CAPS

 

[Haba]

haplogroups are worthless and don't enter into racialist identitarian questions, which deal with moralisation, the defining of a self, of reinforcing one's pre-capital identity etc etc, the concerns of the race as a superfamily - it's just a lot of shit that's become lost in the generational transfers of knowledge in an increasingly hyperreal environment

You are obviously a liberal, seolite. A polyculturalist. I can see it from your love of microtechnology and your sartorial choices. Do not deny the truth you have denied yourself.

Are you lactose intolerant? A common result of inbreeding. Your receding genetic pool has led your people on reprehensible street parades. You betray the complete lack of type A race propensities.

Pinkness is a racial quality that has to be earned through centuries of advanced ballistic warfare and cultural domination that your people have undergone for drinking al gul and cowardly shitposting using microtechnology. And for eating *potato*.

You tried your degenerate little revolution, which was the single greatest failure commited by humans in our 82,000 year history on this planet. Even the pherenically impaired can see this.

 

[Fenix]

I just found out it's Win10 only.
That's the catch I was afraid of.
I'm not going to play it on release becaus eof that.
First I need to pirate/install fucking win10 ltsb/ltsc.

 

[Daidre]

One good thing about never figuring out trendy flavors of social and political bs, it severely limits the range of things you could find offensive.

Alas, it also cripples a bit appreciation for a good satire.

 

[the mole]

If the racial supremacy thought cabinet in this game doesn't imply whites are the best what will you do, will you send an angry letter to the dev

 

[Lithium Flower]

I just found out it's Win10 only.
That's the catch I was afraid of.
I'm not going to play it on release becaus eof that.
First I need to pirate/install fucking win10 ltsb/ltsc.

On Gog it says that it
"Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10)"

 

[Fenix]

EDIT: ok all is well, I checked GoG and there it lists Windows 7 and 8 as valid systems, too.

Thank you! I was already think out the bank robbery to get money for Win10.
But you save my heart - literally, and soul, that was eager for this game for THREE YEARS!

 

[Kyl Von Kull]

No one does phrenology anymore, you fools! These days we practice craniometry, which is a totally different thing. Now where did I put my calipers?

 

[Infinitron]

Fextralife's stream is on YouTube:



Also Belgian guy:

 

[Fenix]

I just want to say I think releasing this between Greedfall and The Outer Worlds was maybe a bad idea. But then again maybe I'm one of the few who plays both "2D" and 3D RPGs.

Maybe it's bad idea for THEM? Maybe they will be HUMILATED and just bomb? Maybe they will all die? DIE matherfuckers!

 

[PrettyDeadman]

 

[BlackGoat]

Did someone say FEET?

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[Whisper]

I am Russian girl

oh shit, you're going to regret divulging that piece of information

From Samara, not Moscow.

 

[Whisper]

Talking about Steam:

This game is really English-only or someone forgot to update the page?
Russians kinda used to it, but French and German-speaking countries could get offended.

Dude. One. Million. Words. Of very ZA/UM writing. Doesn't happen over night.

One Million words?

Planescape Torment is 800 thousand words.

 

[new fucking guy]

How would you stat Smocaine in Metric?

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Kyl Von Kull]

but is it dice or card check? How big dice is vs stat bonus?

As in are you rolling d20 with +2 skill bonus?

It’s 2d6, with skill bonuses ranging from +1 to +12 (or potentially more when you factor in drugs, items and thoughts that can boost your stats).