Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[JohnTheRevelator]

Preach it Grimwulf! Elves can't be trusted.

Spoiler

Especially you Helheim.

 

[Kane]

Preach it Grimwulf! Elves can't be trusted.

Spoiler

Especially you Helheim.

I am not even an Elf.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

I am not even an Elf.

That's exactly what treacherous filthy elf would say! Don't think for a second that anyone is bamboozled by those glued on fake beards.

 

[Grimwulf]

Totally independent and objective organization Speedy Bat Times is in dire financial crisis. But no matter the budget, we don't accept bribes. Your donations will not affect the material. Totally won't. Not a single bit. I swear.

Check out our exclusive interview on front page!* Also, don't forget that you can click to enlarge.

*Some parts of that interview might have been edited, for the sake of space preservation.

 

[KoolNoodles]

This is basically how the war with Ulm has gone(Ulm only has one setting - kill, and I'm too slow).

 

[sqeecoo]

This interview is actually more accurate than I expected

 

[Malakal]

Shows how much you know about the situation - Machaka is back on the track since apparently only Im fighting it for real. And hes fucking huge.

 

[Grimwulf]

Don't listen to obvious elven propaganda, people! You can only trust Speedy Bat Times - an objective and independent source of information. The only one you can rely on.

This interview was perfectly accurate

Preach it Grimwulf! TNN can't be trusted.

 

[Kane]

Shows how much you know about the situation - Machaka is back on the track since apparently only Im fighting it for real. And hes fucking huge.

Ceterum censeo Machakinem esse delendam!

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

And hes fucking huge.

Shitty jokes aside don't even try pretending you aren't clear leader right now considering you just got Mother Oak up and you aren't hurting in real estate either.

Ceterum censeo Machakinem esse delendam!

As if anyone needed any confirmation that you meddling elves are in cahoots.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Machaka reached western tip of Helheim's peninsula, but TNN is just a couple of provinces behind. No trench warfare there. I think I need to invest into some more scouts to have a better chance of figuring out what the hell is going on around the map.

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Some messed up province connections did sneak in it seems.

West of Kailasa's island 10 and 49 are not connected and 10 and 25 are. Means you can't sail around the southern tip of the bigger continent.

At Berytos' swamp throne there's no connections between 89 and 102. This just looks weird, but probably isn't of much consequence.

 

[Grimwulf]

West of Kailasa's island 10 and 49 are not connected

Well, fuck. I asked you people to help with testing. I guess Atlantis will just have to deal with it.

At Berytos' swamp throne there's no connections between 89 and 102

My bad. Imagine there is a trannywall or smth.

 

[Malakal]

Machaka reached western tip of Helheim's peninsula, but TNN is just a couple of provinces behind. No trench warfare there. I think I need to invest into some more scouts to have a better chance of figuring out what the hell is going on around the map.

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Some messed up province connections did sneak in it seems.

West of Kailasa's island 10 and 49 are not connected and 10 and 25 are. Means you can't sail around the southern tip of the bigger continent.

At Berytos' swamp throne there's no connections between 89 and 102. This just looks weird, but probably isn't of much consequence.

Those are provinces gained raiding I wont keep them. He beat me back to our pre war border almost.

 

[Kane]

Machaka is a threat to our Wellbeing.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Did I already mention that TNN in fact does have Mother Oak?

 

[Dayyālu]

West of Kailasa's island 10 and 49 are not connected

Well, fuck. I asked you people to help with testing. I guess Atlantis will just have to deal with it.

Wait, it isn't WAD? I don't know, it was a chore to get the provinces from the other side of the world. I thought that was weird, but what I know?

You could repay me for the delay!

Machaka reached western tip of Helheim's peninsula, but TNN is just a couple of provinces behind. No trench warfare there. I think I need to invest into some more scouts to have a better chance of figuring out what the hell is going on around the map.

Ohh, until they are fighting there is little to fear. Let 'em rip apart. The problem will be when one of them wins. But I guess that for that time Berytos will steamroll everyone or Xibalba/Mictlan will have blood nukes primed and ready. It will require time, of course, but until the elves and the congoids kill each other....

Machaka is a threat to our Wellbeing.

I'm the only one finds hilarious that Helheim seems to have more Dwarves than any other kind of troops/commanders? I mean, scouts reports give me only svartalves or whatevertheyarecalled.


On the other hand, I'd like to point out the last glorious battle of Pangaea against the Demon Monkeys. It had everything: monkeys, love, tragedy, divine punishment, zombies and devils. And hawt Dryads. Could have been a great summer movie. A pity the Forces of Nature lost.

As for other things, I don't know. As usual, if you need up to date info and whatever, ask Atlantis. We know everything, bar what Arco is doing.

 

[Kane]

I'm the only one finds hilarious that Helheim seems to have more Dwarves than any other kind of troops/commanders? I mean, scouts reports give me only svartalves or whatevertheyarecalled.

That isn't suprising, as every other trooper is stealthy.

 

[TripJack]

arco doesn't do things nothing to see here move along

 

[Grimwulf]

Batmen psychologists working.

Shows how much you know about the situation - Machaka is back on the track since apparently only Im fighting it for real. And hes fucking huge.

Those are provinces gained raiding I wont keep them. He beat me back to our pre war border almost.

"I attacked Machaka when everybody else did, hoping for some free loot and income boost, but now Machaka fully recovered. I'm afraid of counter-attack. Help? Anyone?"

Machaka is a threat to our Wellbeing.

"Machaka is finishing me off at this very moment. Help? Anyone?"

JohnTheRevelator is pretty straight-forward and doesn't need translation.

Dayyālu is doing his puppet-master thing. Just look at the number of his last post.

arco doesn't do things nothing to see here move along

"Dispelling Mother Oak at this very moment".

 

[Kane]

Machaka is a threat to our Wellbeing.

"Machaka is finishing me off at this very moment. Help? Anyone?"

You're getting blinder the longer this game goes, I clearly said "he is a nuisance with a direct dial on lady luck, now I have to divert 50% of my army".

 

[Grimwulf]

You're getting blinder the longer this game goes

You all look almost the same to me:

- Slimy croaking things that come from underwater;
- Black screaming guys running around, pwning everybody;
- Big-ass goat things with spears;
- Elves - can't see you faggots at all. You are all either ded or hiding;
- White human meat aka future blood slaves.

So no. I have exactly the same degree of blindness as before.

 

[Kane]

You're getting blinder the longer this game goes

You all look almost the same to me:

- Slimy croaking things that come from underwater;
- Black screaming guys running around, pwning everybody;
- Big-ass goat things with spears;
- Elves - can't see you faggots at all. You are all either ded or hiding;
- White human meat aka future blood slaves.

So no. I have exactly the same degree of blindness as before.

I am still waiting on that page 8 exclusive report.

 

[Grimwulf]

I am still waiting on that page 8 exclusive report.

Sorry, SBT only has the budget to publish one page world-wide. The other parts are for Xibalba only.

But I assure you, it's fucken awesome.

 

[Kane]

Sorry, SBT only has the budget to publish one page world-wide. The other parts are for Xibalba only.

No wonder your budget is tight.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Blood nukes....what blood nukes? Blood annoyances at the most.