Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[KoolNoodles]

I just will have to force myself not to pick a blood nation(if it comes up).

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Johannes waiting for last second or planning to stall?

 

[Johannes]

Just realized the timer was about to run on the last minute, sent the turn I half-did earlier, still much better than sending nothing.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Because you know you couldn't possibly ask for 1 hour extension.

 

[Johannes]

Not at the last minute. It was more an issue of remembering than anything.

 

[KoolNoodles]

New scene from Ulm.

 

[Grimwulf]

Mmm. Crispy.

 

[Dayyālu]

It was glorious! Those last stands are awesome to see. The fight between ranks of Steel Warriors and the Jags was beautiful.




Congrats, Ulm. You can be a rabid dog, but you are an awesome rabid dog

 

[KoolNoodles]

First hand evidence of the not quite as good Jaguars.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

 

[Grimwulf]

First hand evidence of the not quite as good Jaguars.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

Shape changing units can die in one strike if it's powerful enough to kill the next shape too.

Does it mean they can be insta-trampled?

Spoiler

yah, I'm too lazy to check it myself

 

[KoolNoodles]

I would assume so, it's still just damage.

 

[Grimwulf]

Be the first to know the truth! Noticed a typo? Well, keep it to yourself then!

 

[Kane]

Several wars with Machaka? Nearly ceased to exist? What is that bare-chested maniac smoking? I am fighting a two front war of attrition against the strongest nations in the game at the moment (Machaka - gigantic and has Iron Lion Zion and Maverni - after gobbling up Kailasa, likewise too large to not be crime) and *persevering*. I offered peace to both on several occasions, but these two are just completely battle crazy. They cannot be reasoned with.

But I tell you this: The people of Helheim may be beaten, exhausted and tired. But they will never surrender. We survived the black horde. And we will beat the barbarians. Because it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.

 

[Grimwulf]

Who is right and who is wrong? Find out in the next issue!

Spoiler

I'm not bare-chested

 

[Kane]

Who is right and who is wrong? Find out in the next issue!

Spoiler

I'm not bare-chested

Maverni likes to send his hordes of bare chested barbarians against me. Not surprising, it hasn't been working out so far.

 

[thesheeep]

Why?

 

[Mraston]

I'm done for, and am now AI.

Thanks for the game, Good luck with the rest of it!

 

[Grimwulf]

I'm done for, and am now AI.

Thanks for the game, Good luck with the rest of it!

 

[Kane]

I'm done for, and am now AI.

Thanks for the game, Good luck with the rest of it!

Don't forget to sign up for the next one.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Just have played three in a row, it's tiring man! They are fun though.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Sorry raw but I highly doubt anyone other than your elvish brethren is buying your little charade. I got good chuckle out of your attempt to pass trying to extort 1000 gold from me after you attacked me (for like third time?) as "offering peace".

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

In any case you should take everything SBT writes with huge grain of salt. I can see it's editor is prone to overusing his artistic license when editing his articles.

 

[Kane]

Sorry raw but I highly doubt anyone other than your elvish brethren is buying your little charade. I got good chuckle out of your attempt to pass trying to extort 1000 gold from me after you attacked me (for like third time?) as "offering peace".

a) You attacked me and took several of my provinces.
b) You had a huge army directly in front of my castle.
c) I offered you a fair peace deal considering your situation.

Your lies will be your undoing. Not everyone is as easily persuaded as Xibalba's Propaganda Tabloid. Unlike them, the other leaders deal with facts. And a look at the map is enough to see that Helheim is speaking truth.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

a) If by "took my provinces" you mean retaking my provinces your raiding parties visited then sure. BTW if you're trying to start a war between me and Berytos then you're just wasting your time. If you had brain faculties to use those huskarls to retake your forts you'd be doing a lot better against Machaka

b) oh dear, that border patrol you attacked was anything but huge, consisted mostly of undisciplined freespawn in any case.

As for c) ... you're getting caught in your own lies, you just claimed I'm one of the strongest nations here, stronger even than Tir Na Nog with their Mother Oak and now suddenly you demanding huge sum of money from supposedly top 2 nation to stop your pathetic raids is "fair considering my situation". Oh dear.

 

[Kane]

Look, we already had this discussion. You're as slippery as an eel. Just look at the map. You don't need to persuade me.