Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[KoolNoodles]

That battle crashed my computer, was pretty cool though.

This turn there's gonna be a whole lotta this going on:

 

[thesheeep]

We just wanted to use this little break in anything worthwhile going on (someone takes a throne, pfft, who needs thrones...) to tell you that everyone - yes, you too, Ashdod - can be a merman, if you really want it and follow your dreams.

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We are happy to accept and welcome anyone of pure heart in our midst.

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Very happy, sometimes.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

I request to change CrimsonAngel to TripJack in thread title.

 

[Kane]

done

 

[TripJack]

arcoscephale does not negotiate with turn rushing terrorists

 

[Grimwulf]

When Arcos waits til last moment before making a turn, I just watch Kratos beating Hercules to deth

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slightly nsfw

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and feel gud again.

 

[pakoito]

The king of the po(u)nd, ladies and gentleman.

The elvish nation is outraged.

EDIT: My only complaint about Eriu is having to roleplay with goddamn elves, hate'm.

 

[pakoito]

Okay, plan B. Hellboy style elfen vampires can be bearable:

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[JohnTheRevelator]

arcoscephale does not negotiate with turn rushing terrorists

 

[Grimwulf]

Okay, plan B. Hellboy style elfen vampires can be bearable:

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Nuada and Nuala are the only two elves with actual charisma in mass media.

But you should still be ashamed to play elves. And hate yourself for this.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

You don't necessarily have to be an elf as Eriu.

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[pakoito]

I havi no potatoes in mi castle, ol' boyo!

Nah I'll rise up to the challenge of making elves look cool.

 

[TripJack]

meanwhile, some warmongering buffoons from Berytos flail around impotently for awhile before fleeing from our valiant province defense forces

surrender now Muty and perhaps I will allow your women to live on as pleasure saves

 

[Grimwulf]

Congratulations, KoolNoodles.

Gotta admit, was hoping you will choose to defend and summon stuff instead of breaking the sege. I made a bad call, it seems.

Sigh. This session really doesn't work out for me.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Congratulations, KoolNoodles.

Gotta admit, was hoping you will choose to defend and summon stuff instead of breaking the sege. I made a bad call, it seems.

Sigh. This session really doesn't work out for me.

I would say, at best, that turn was a mixed bag. You did catch a ton of Jags patrolling(for blood slave unrest, I am an idiot), and they didn't get blessed.

That particular battle went almost as expected, though if your stupid bats had attacked any other group of targets(there were about 24), it would have been over faster(same result).

 

[KoolNoodles]

For those of you who aren't attacking me or have scouts on my capital, which is probably like two people, this is how Xibalba's god kicked the bucket. Paralyzed, surrounded by Imps......with Men, Trolls, and virgins having a party in the background. Bifrons even has the fog machine going.

 

[Kane]

that looks unhealthy

 

[Muty]

More like a script for a good porn movie.

 

[Grimwulf]

Still cannot believe you had the sheer balls to go out and fight me with just minor stuff you summoned in one turn. Pretty much anybody else would stay inside the fort, protected by immobile Pretender and amassing summoned units. And of course gaining the first turn during the fight, which is a major thing when you fight flying armies.

In the end, my better half of the army never reached your cap You outplayed me, good sir. I take off my fedora.

Special thanks goes to your horror who made almost half of present batmen chaff rout into nothingness, before the main battle even began.

Anyway, the big guy will be back in a turn or two. Since my army and spellcasters were untouched, I'm gonna go for another round. If you beat me this time - I'm gonna give up. Maybe will go fight the elves to deal with depression.

 

[Malakal]

If anyone has extra A or N gems and wants to see bats suffer and be rekt even more please donate them to the glorious TNN. Hell, Ill take any gem type and gold. Remove bat, remove bat, youre worst bat.

 

[Grimwulf]

If anyone wants a bite of TNN - feel free to join. Elves don't have the gold to even purchase PD 1. Free provinces extravaganza!

 

[Malakal]

You forgot to mention that invading armies tend to... disappear.

Besides Im already at war with all my neighbors.

 

[Grimwulf]

Besides Im already at war with all my neighbors.

That's because nobody likes elves.

Anyway, let's see if you're as gud as people say.

 

[Malakal]

Besides Im already at war with all my neighbors.

That's because nobody likes elves.

Anyway, let's see if you're as gud as people say.

Well I dont like elves either, playing them is a chore. Fucking nation draft.

People say Im gud? Like who? Im a rather new player actually.

 

[Grimwulf]

Im a rather new player actually.

No.

Edit: I won't sell out my sources.