Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

[Excidium]

This nigger cares what people say about the codex in BSN of all places

 

[yes plz]

degenerates looking down on degenerates lol

 

[IDtenT]

being gay and a furry and a whole bunch of other bullshit.

go out and get laid

You sure....?

I get laid often enough, tyvm. I just struggle at making friends.

 

[ZagorTeNej]

What is GD?

Great Devoid, final resting place of the Leveler.

 

[imweasel]

Only true Codexers with a deep understanding of acronymity and the force that drives the Codex know what know what GD truly is. It's existance is shrouded to the rest simply because they sincerely believe it is hidden from their judgment.

 

[Alonebadman]

This place is a hive of scum and villainy. Dungeon junkies, permadeath vagabonds, mixmaxer psychos and all manners of trolls and demons spawned from the depths of hell's seventh asshole. It is where stupidity dies and retarded enlightenment thrives. The codex is anarchy kind of at its basest. We are free to choose stupidity or retardation.

Also who cares what bsn thinks? They're a bunch of maladjusted sjw scum who don't know what it's like to have friends or pussy Or dick depending on their orientation. Inclusive!

 

[Space Satan]

"I won't say our implementation of microtransactions in Dungeon Keeper Online is perfect - we're trying"

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

I wonder if any of the Bioware employees ever have that moment - you know, the "what the heck kind of games am I working on?!?!?" moment... Because they need to. They need to have that moment.

I don't imagine that many of them got into game design to do painstaking homosexual dwarf male on transsexual human sex scenes and the like. I could be wrong though. I probably am wrong...

 

[imweasel]

It has been confirmed that Iron Bull will fuck anything and everything.

 

[Zewp]

Was his eyepatch shopped in later or why does it look so weird?

 

[Zed]

It's funny how they retained the stupid mongo-ass bloodsplatter effect. Can't wait to romance and dive elf bush with a bloodsplattered dwarf.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

BLOOD EVERYWHERE is somewhat of a trademark of the series, it wouldn't be right to remove it. They should have found a way to make it not look like fucking nutella anymore, though.

oh right that's also a trademark nevermind

More amusingly, look at his neck - it seems like they retained the unexplained dog collars on characters with no armor/robes covering that area, to conceal hideous neck seams.

 

[murloc_gypsy]

Holy shit what's wrong with all the retardo colours in there? I couldn't focus on anything if I were to play this mess; I'd probably just squint my eyes and barely contain myself from going into a seizure.

The scene in the torturer's chamber was so stupid I died inside.

+ 10000 AWARD-WINNING BIOWARE WRITING

 

[Shadenuat]

Well the looked at the color wheel, they found out that lime goes well with yellow, or, like in their dungeons, red (light) is opponent to blue (snow), so they made green fog with yellow or orange walls...
what, you think artists today go outside so often and know how colors work irl?

 

[murloc_gypsy]

Just from your description I get even more
If it's one thing I really can't stand in games is to have catchy, almost-violent colours just for the sake of grabbing the viewer's attention, without consideration for, say, cohesion and/or balance. IDK the damned textbook terms for this shit, I'm not a graphic designer. It's just something that bugs me.

Edit: I remember Amalur had the same problem. I didn't even have time to hate on the gameplay cause the colour scheme and twitchy graphics made me instantly uninstall the game.

 

[Elfberserker]

Holy shit guys, I got it!!!

It's not Biowares fault that it seems like shit to most of here, but the fault lies in sobriety!
Drink two or three bottles of vodka and it instantly seems to become better game.

Oh sweet alcohol, you unsung hero of ours.

 

[Xavin]

It has been confirmed that Iron Bull will fuck anything and everything.

The Iron Bull is romanceable by an Inquisitor of any race or gender. Previously, Bull was meant to be race-gated, due to technical limitations. Only specific races could ride the Bull because of the difference in height between races (Bull is tall and a very, very large man). Bull was also written with lines that explained why he could not romance the Inquisitor. However, thanks to the animation team, as well as John Epler (Cinematic Designer), you can now write your own version of 50 Shades of Bull.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Just give up bioware.

 

[Space Satan]

 

[nikolokolus]

Man, that vidya ...

"Talking to fill silence"

Indeed Bioware. Indeed.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

It has been confirmed that Iron Bull will fuck anything and everything.

The Iron Bull is romanceable by an Inquisitor of any race or gender. Previously, Bull was meant to be race-gated, due to technical limitations. Only specific races could ride the Bull because of the difference in height between races (Bull is tall and a very, very large man). Bull was also written with lines that explained why he could not romance the Inquisitor. However, thanks to the animation team, as well as John Epler (Cinematic Designer), you can now write your own version of 50 Shades of Bull.

Is this true... because if so, it is too vile even for Bioware. I'm sure EA would have stepped in and said, "What the FUCK are you doing, are you making a video game or a sex simulator?!"

 

[dryan]

Who is this Lady Insanity? Fan or developer?

 

[Xavin]

Is this true... because if so, it is too vile even for Bioware. I'm sure EA would have stepped in and said, "What the FUCK are you doing, are you making a video game or a sex simulator?!"

Who is this Lady Insanity? Fan or developer?

Fan, but the information was added to Dragon Age Wiki.

http://www.ladyinsanity.com/blog/gaymerx2-building-better-romance
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Bull

 

[AngryKobold]

It has been confirmed that Iron Bull will fuck anything and everything.

The Iron Bull is romanceable by an Inquisitor of any race or gender. Previously, Bull was meant to be race-gated, due to technical limitations. Only specific races could ride the Bull because of the difference in height between races (Bull is tall and a very, very large man). Bull was also written with lines that explained why he could not romance the Inquisitor. However, thanks to the animation team, as well as John Epler (Cinematic Designer), you can now write your own version of 50 Shades of Bull.

This post is an intellectual adventure of its own. Watch it:

First, show of incompetence. Sex animation cut out due to "technical limitations". That's actually a good thing, still the reason is laughable. It's possible to play FMV on 1981 IBM PC with CGA. It's possible to make Crash Bandicoot running smoothly on a console so poor it wouldn't run Linux in text mode. Spare me this bullshit about "technical limitations". It's 2014 FFS.

Eventually someone found a brain and managed to squeeze the overgrown gigolo to the DVD. So all dumb chicks will be able to enjoy the view resembling jail porn for bodybuilder fetishists. That must've been really important thing to do. Can only guess what it was. Feedback from the forums? "Creative vision" of manager? Either way it's disturbing.

And a reference to softcore BDSM porno book for old housewives. Great job, whoever wrote it.
The only thing the fanbase is suited for, is to die by HIV.

Also it's a part of article starting as follows:

Bioware at GaymerX

BioWare held a panel called "Building a Better Romance" at the (AWESOME) GaymerX on Saturday. It's what you expect: awesome information all about creating romances Bioware-style and implementing new techniques into Dragon Age: Inquisition. Let's talk about love...

No. Really.

This company cannot be taken seriously anymore. I'm only amazed EA has not intervened yet, telling them to stop dicking around. After all, what you would've expect from such company is making money on low- risk projects, away from any controversy.

 

[Cyberarmy]

It has been confirmed that Iron Bull will fuck anything and everything.

The Iron Bull is romanceable by an Inquisitor of any race or gender. Previously, Bull was meant to be race-gated, due to technical limitations. Only specific races could ride the Bull because of the difference in height between races (Bull is tall and a very, very large man). Bull was also written with lines that explained why he could not romance the Inquisitor. However, thanks to the animation team, as well as John Epler (Cinematic Designer), you can now write your own version of 50 Shades of Bull.