Jaesun
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Inb4 Vault Dweller review praising the C&C, massive butthurt
There is only so much BRIAN damage a person can take playing this series. I would doubt he would be reviewing this.
Inb4 Vault Dweller review praising the C&C, massive butthurt
After watching the videos, im appealed that they took the dialogue wheel one step forward, a single key word choice leads to countless lines of dialogue that you didnt have a single input on.
I'm expecting that the game will have an instance where i choose "hi" and the characters proceed to burn down a village and have sex on top of a pile of sheep corpses.
Nah, for it being a true, Modern Bioware™ Experience™ there must be also icons on the dialogue wheel (not anyone can read, you ableist shitlords!) , probably a halo for gay sex and horns for straight one, also y'all forgot cutie enrichment, if you free that village from the shackles of oppressive CIS-heteronormative religious government and offer free change gender spell, you won't need to burn it at all, and can have sex with all villagers to boot.After watching the videos, im appealed that they took the dialogue wheel one step forward, a single key word choice leads to countless lines of dialogue that you didnt have a single input on.
I'm expecting that the game will have an instance where i choose "hi" and the characters proceed to burn down a village and have sex on top of a pile of sheep corpses.
Your other option will be "hey", which will entail your characters burning down a village and having gay sex on top of a pile of sheep corpses.
Or maybe it will be the other way around, gotta try it once to find out.
This review
So I read the review and it basically says: shit combat, shit companions, shit choices, great game. Well played.
Considering how all of the above has been ridiculed here before, does this mean they did things to make them to our liking, or that all of the elements are actually complete shit?http://www.gamestar.de/spiele/dragon-age-inquisition/test/dragon_age_inquisition,46872,3080182.html
This one is in Kraut, but they lament that DA:I lost the "fantasy" aspect of DA:O and that it has become too political. It's also unmissable that Bioware tried to hook onto Ubisoft Montreal's and Bethesda's success, in the process diluting the whole experience. Big world and countless sidequests. Characters no longer feel like family, they're now mere assets. Also, they hate the clean look and unsatisfactory combat.
This reads like a compliment.but it's DA in name only
Yeah, this is my point as well here.This reads like a compliment.but it's DA in name only
http://www.pcgamer.com/dragon-age-inquisition-review/
PC Gamer likes it as well. They also claim it's got a 50 something hour main campaign.
I wonder how big numbers they are expecting. I dont think I head anything stupid like 5 millions for last Dead Space.
You're really setting yourself up for easy jokes, you know.I wonder how it'll sell.
Yeah, I'm trying to read the German one atm (It's going kinda slow since my German is pretty bad), seems a lot better and full of information.That Eurogamer review bash it as fuck, yet gives it 8/10?! The text indicated something like 6/10... Also, he criticized particular aspects of the game, but never really elaborated what exactly is the problem - "it's just not tactical on normal difficulty, let's move on!". Hate those kinds of reviews, the german one is much more analytical.