Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming October 31st

[La vie sexuelle]

So the game director for this is a transvestite?

Queerosexual gendermancer actually.

That moment when I don't know if you're joking or not.

Not just posts. Access to this account has been blocked for unauthorized users. Maybe the snowflake just encountered a critical thought... or maybe something is happening at Bioware again.

I don't think he's the only reason Deadgame's lost people left and right but he's probably a reason. Can you imagine him being your boss? Everyone has to constantly watch what they say because one freudian pronoun slip could cause him to freak out, fire them or try to sue them for hate speech.

Meanwhile women have to put up with the fact that he's basically a straight man in drag who in a game interview talked about how he's a lesbian and quote "always thirsty", a statement that if it came from someone like Avellone would make everyone think they were a sex offender.

I think when he came there no one who saw it as a problem. Not only because no one competent remained in Bioware. I think they are currently in some kind of decadent waiting for the end. The company appears to exist, but the herarchy has disappeared and people work in small, dysfunctional teams that do not communicate with each other.

 

[Ryzer]

So the game director for this is a transvestite?

Queerosexual gendermancer actually.

That moment when I don't know if you're joking or not.

 

[malx]

i wonder on the scale of pure unfiltered aids how shit this game is going to be? no doubt the coming months until it's release shall be very entertaining.

 

[Modron]

i wonder on the scale of pure unfiltered aids how shit this game is going to be? no doubt the coming months until it's release shall be very entertaining.

If bg3 hadn't come out and been an even gayer biowarian game I would have said probably not that much a few years ago given it seems like Bioware's fate is tied to the game not flopping but who knows they might even double down now.

 

[9ted6]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

 

[La vie sexuelle]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

I think Solas will be the main boss. You will be able to choose between a very easy fight or make-up sex.

 

[luj1]

Can't wait for the roasting

 

[Tyranicon]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

I think Solas will be the main boss. You will be able to choose between a very easy fight or make-up sex.

IMO Solas is the ugliest character in DA:I, and believe me, that game had some serious competition for ugly characters.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

I think Solas will be the main boss. You will be able to choose between a very easy fight or make-up sex.

IMO Solas is the ugliest character in DA:I, and believe me, that game had some serious competition for ugly characters.

Are you sure?

 

[Ryzer]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

I think Solas will be the main boss. You will be able to choose between a very easy fight or make-up sex.

The player will ride the bull in full motion video

 

[9ted6]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

I think Solas will be the main boss. You will be able to choose between a very easy fight or make-up sex.

IMO Solas is the ugliest character in DA:I, and believe me, that game had some serious competition for ugly characters.

Are you sure?

What a thumbnail.

 

[luj1]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

I think Solas will be the main boss. You will be able to choose between a very easy fight or make-up sex.

The player will ride the bull in full motion video

Wow what a game for breeding demented lonely incels

Now I understand what BG3 is for

 

[LanciaArdita]

The player will ride the bull in full motion video

I hope the Muslim community starts following game development and gets offended at the pozzed representation of Qunaris (they are supposed to represent the Arabic Ummah in one way or the other.)

If they issue a Fatwa against BioWare devs as a result of it I wouldn't mind crowdfunding the project.

Peace be upon the Prophet.

 

[Orud]

If bg3 hadn't come out and been an even gayer biowarian game I would have said probably not that much a few years ago given it seems like Bioware's fate is tied to the game not flopping but who knows they might even double down now.

I said this before in the BG3 thread: Bioware has shown to be so inept this past decade that when studying why BG3 is such a huge success, they'll just conclude it's the nudity and the bear porn.

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

Larian played off the bear scene as a joke, Bioware will double down and talk about the deep meaning about such scenes and how it connects your character and npc.

 

[taxalot]

Bears fucking each others. That's it. That's the game.

 

[9ted6]

Bears fucking each others. That's it. That's the game.

This but it's the big gay hairy man type of bear. They already did that in the DA cartoon.

 

[9ted6]

I dunno, DA:O did come across as having a unified identity - Ferelden being a pretty dark and gritty scenario, and the lore was rather well done by David Gaider (wasn't it?). Maybe they were following trends, but the end product was alright. The other two are as you say though.

I might've been too hard on it, it's not a bad game and in hindsight it's a masterpiece compared to pretty much everything Bioware made after it. It was also Gaider before Gaider got SJW brain disease as well as the other writers.

The good thing is since Origins was made as a standalone game it's very easy to just go with its endings and pretend the sequels don't exist. They don't match with anything in Origins at all be it gameplay, design or lore so both sequels feel like they're different franchises anyway.

Gaider or the new writers can run all the damage control they want but there's no possible way they meant for Inquisition's retcons all along. They wouldn't have written Sten if they always totally meant for the Qunari to be sex positive trans accepting pacifists.

 

[Rhobar121]

If bg3 hadn't come out and been an even gayer biowarian game I would have said probably not that much a few years ago given it seems like Bioware's fate is tied to the game not flopping but who knows they might even double down now.

I said this before in the BG3 thread: Bioware has shown to be so inept this past decade that when studying why BG3 is such a huge success, they'll just conclude it's the nudity and the bear porn.

I'm not surprised any other conclusion could result in mass suicides. Do you know how difficult it will be for the cleaner to remove all those hanged people from the gender neutral toilets?

 

[Frozen]

I don't know how you can make these type of fantasy settings gayer and more cringe and stupid than BG3 but if anyone can do it its BioWare.

Fat housewives fapping to horned porn and tentacle monster gay sex will have a field day.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

If BG3 got away with a magic gay bear sex scene then there's no telling what depths of decline Bioware will try to reach.

There'll be another archdemon but now it's gay romanceable? Solas turns into a wolf for his scene?

I think Solas will be the main boss. You will be able to choose between a very easy fight or make-up sex.

The fact that the player could've romanced him coupled with the choice to try to talk him down points towards this sort of thing.

 

[9ted6]

I don't know how you can make these type of fantasy settings gayer and more cringe and stupid than BG3 but if anyone can do it its BioWare.

Fat housewives fapping to horned porn and tentacle monster gay sex will have a field day.

Sadly that's Bioware's rep now especially with its weird new employees trying to rewrite history and saying their games were always focused on sex and gay characters.

They're going to include some stupid shit to try and top BG3's degeneracy and then Gaider will get paid to tweet in its defense that they always meant for Origins to have gay elf dragon wolf hybrids but forgot.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

What do you mean "now"? They started this thing

 

[9ted6]

What do you mean "now"? They started this thing

With Inquisition but even that wasn't as fixated on weird sex as BG3.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I don't know how you can make these type of fantasy settings gayer and more cringe and stupid than BG3 but if anyone can do it its BioWare.

Fat housewives fapping to horned porn and tentacle monster gay sex will have a field day.

Sadly that's Bioware's rep now especially with its weird new employees trying to rewrite history and saying their games were always focused on sex and gay characters.

They're going to include some stupid shit to try and top BG3's degeneracy and then Gaider will get paid to tweet in its defense that they always meant for Origins to have gay elf dragon wolf hybrids but forgot.

I was joking, but Bioware will not resist the temptation to include the romance with Solas in the final confrontation. Therefore, I consider the vision of "space sex that will solve the plot problems of Dragon Age IV" to be most probable.

 

[9ted6]

Is it even worth being a fan of Origins anymore?

Are any current day Dragon Age fans not the worst of the reddit stock?