Almost everything in Inquisition points towards to everything being "versions of the truth" and that something else is out there. So yeah.I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
I meant the intended lore back when it was just Origins. The super elves shit started in DA2 but I can't remember if it was a thing before that.Almost everything in Inquisition points towards to everything being "versions of the truth" and that something else is out there. So yeah.I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
For sure. Moral and factual ambiguity is a lot harder to write than magic super elves did it and the church is 100% bad.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board.
Arlathan having been a highly advanced civilization on whose bones the humans rose to prominence was always a thing. But the very specific revelations involving Solas, his role in Andraste's story, and the elven gods being ascended immortal mages who enslaved all the other elves are very much an Inquisition thing, I think.I meant the intended lore back when it was just Origins. The super elves shit started in DA2 but I can't remember if it was a thing before that.
In and of itself the elf lore isn't terrible, it's just the consequences of it and the retcons they had to make to get it there. A lot of people liked that Origins was a fantasy world where elves weren't on top, which is pretty rare. Maybe the super elf mage-god idea was meant to distance DA from Witcher, like how the Grey Wardens are a footnote now instead of a major group. Regardless Inquisition gets rid of one of the few things that made Origins unique.Arlathan having been a highly advanced civilization on whose bones the humans rose to prominence was always a thing. But the very specific revelations involving Solas, his role in Andraste's story, and the elven gods being ascended immortal mages who enslaved all the other elves are very much an Inquisition thing, I think.I meant the intended lore back when it was just Origins. The super elves shit started in DA2 but I can't remember if it was a thing before that.
I don't think the elf story is bad in itself. I even like the way they hinted that Solas was Shartan. I like that the Dalish are a constructed culture that long for a false past, when in reality they all descend from ancient slaves. It's only that, right now, having learned more of the elves than of anybody else, the setting was streamlined into an elves did everything sort of deal. It doesn't have to stay that way. But its gonna take 10 years for DA4 to come out, and it's about Solas again. How long until DA5?
The one thing ancient human-centric that we've learned in DA3 was how the chasind barbarians conceptualize gods and spirits. Ie, Andraste's culture most likely saw no distinction between 'summoning a god', 'creating a god', 'bringing about a god'. Which puts the Chant of Light into perspective. The implication being that if you were to turn to Andraste's people and say 'uh, akshually, if the entire world 'sings the chant' what you'll have is a ''spirit'' that calls itself ''the maker'', and their response would be 'no fucking shit dumbass'.
Thank God it's called 'Dragon Age: Origins' and not 'Dragon Age 1'. That makes it easy to pretend that there are no other DA games.What they did with the lore on elves pissed me off more than it had any right to.
The inclusion and reveal of the Orb thingy (can't remember the name) and the fact that it allows you to enter physically into the Fade basically shifts blame onto the elves for... everything. And lol at the "reveal" that the Delish were wrong and everything else about slavery and their empire. They did a complete 180 from humans were bad and had slaves and blackened the Golden City etc and just went nah elves did it. That's the best they could do, creatively.
The whole lore I felt was written by someone who has issues in real life with religion, history and uses historical revisionism (in game) to the point that this was his or her chance to get back at the real world by shitting on the game lore.
DA4 is written by such specimens.
And of course DA4 will continue to "reveal" how the Maker is probably not real, but an elven AI. Or something. And obviously the dragons that get corrupted and become archdemons were in fact the good guys all along. Somehow.
Also DA4 will release at some point. They revealed it's a thing, they're working on it, it's probably pretty far in development enough to try and get it out anyway.
They don't care about making a good game, they care about pushing the lgbt stuff.
Needless to declare, it will be abject shit. The leaks proved that. You can't control your party members anymore and tactics system is gone.
What a sad fate for this IP.
i mean the witcher was a videogame at the time toowas a fantasy world where elves weren't on top, which is pretty rare.
Well actually it is about noble evles that got degenerate and then humies made cum dumpsters out of their arses.Most of the elves in Dragon Age:Origins lived in favelas.
Thought it was pretty cool.
None of that "muh noble and proud ancient elves who are best at everything".
Inquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Inquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
The Culling - darkspawn blood poisoning that eventually makes Wardens crazy - don't worry about it, DA:O protagonist is working on a cure right now.
Don't forgetInquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
One of the stupidest pieces of Inquisition Qunari lore was where they occupied a region and it was turned into a big fun commune where everyone was happy, then the Chantry came in and just started killing every civilian they found and the Qunari could've beaten them but chose not to and left because they didn't want more people getting hurt.Qunari - an inclusive bunch.Inquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
The Culling - darkspawn blood poisoning that eventually makes Wardens crazy - don't worry about it, DA:O protagonist is working on a cure right now.
I think DA:I was the first major title I noticed the woke infiltration into gaming.I don't know how anyone can remain interested in DA lore after Inquisition. This includes BioWare. You just know after BG3 they're going to pivot hard on making Dreadwolf a dating sim with the ugliest characters you can imagine.
But wait, you say. DA:I characters were already butt ugly!
Brother, that shit came out in 2014. There'll be whole new horrors waiting for you.
ME3 was the first degenerate game for me with faggot Steve Cortez(voice actor Matthew Del Negro) and Bioware retroactively made Kaidan fag/bisexual.I think DA:I was the first major title I noticed the woke infiltration into gaming.
Ugly females, niggers everywhere, trannies and faggots portrayed as persecuted victims/the good guys.
I think it was the first woke game. Before it, you only saw partial wokeness getting shoved into games. DA2 had bits, ME3 had bits, several other games did, but Inquisition was the first game to completely fill the descriptor as we know it now.I think DA:I was the first major title I noticed the woke infiltration into gaming.I don't know how anyone can remain interested in DA lore after Inquisition. This includes BioWare. You just know after BG3 they're going to pivot hard on making Dreadwolf a dating sim with the ugliest characters you can imagine.
But wait, you say. DA:I characters were already butt ugly!
Brother, that shit came out in 2014. There'll be whole new horrors waiting for you.
Ugly females, niggers everywhere, trannies and faggots portrayed as persecuted victims/the good guys.
Don't forgetInquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
Tranquility - it's actually a living hell for the person and they suffer constantly, it doesn't protect them from demons, the Chantry knows but still does it to make them slightly more efficient slave workers
Lyrium - does literally nothing for the templars and their abilities, exclusively used to make them crack addicts for extra profits
One of the stupidest pieces of Inquisition Qunari lore was where they occupied a region and it was turned into a big fun commune where everyone was happy, then the Chantry came in and just started killing every civilian they found and the Qunari could've beaten them but chose not to and left because they didn't want more people getting hurt.Qunari - an inclusive bunch.Inquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
The Culling - darkspawn blood poisoning that eventually makes Wardens crazy - don't worry about it, DA:O protagonist is working on a cure right now.
You can totally see Sten from Origins or even the leader from 2 telling you all of that. They sure fit the image of pacifistic and noble hippies who write gay bondage manuals.
I wonder how bad it's gonna get in 4, if 4 ever comes.
I don't know how anyone can remain interested in DA lore after Inquisition. This includes BioWare. You just know after BG3 they're going to pivot hard on making Dreadwolf a dating sim with the ugliest characters you can imagine.
But wait, you say. DA:I characters were already butt ugly!
Brother, that shit came out in 2014. There'll be whole new horrors waiting for you.
I think it was the first woke game. Before it, you only saw partial wokeness getting shoved into games. DA2 had bits, ME3 had bits, several other games did, but Inquisition was the first game to completely fit the descriptor as we know it now.I think DA:I was the first major title I noticed the woke infiltration into gaming.I don't know how anyone can remain interested in DA lore after Inquisition. This includes BioWare. You just know after BG3 they're going to pivot hard on making Dreadwolf a dating sim with the ugliest characters you can imagine.
But wait, you say. DA:I characters were already butt ugly!
Brother, that shit came out in 2014. There'll be whole new horrors waiting for you.
Ugly females, niggers everywhere, trannies and faggots portrayed as persecuted victims/the good guys.
Qunari should've stayed more of a mystery culture and race, only known through various tales and accounts or Sten's descriptions.Don't forgetInquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
Tranquility - it's actually a living hell for the person and they suffer constantly, it doesn't protect them from demons, the Chantry knows but still does it to make them slightly more efficient slave workers
Lyrium - does literally nothing for the templars and their abilities, exclusively used to make them crack addicts for extra profits
One of the stupidest pieces of Inquisition Qunari lore was where they occupied a region and it was turned into a big fun commune where everyone was happy, then the Chantry came in and just started killing every civilian they found and the Qunari could've beaten them but chose not to and left because they didn't want more people getting hurt.Qunari - an inclusive bunch.Inquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
The Culling - darkspawn blood poisoning that eventually makes Wardens crazy - don't worry about it, DA:O protagonist is working on a cure right now.
You can totally see Sten from Origins or even the leader from 2 telling you all of that. They sure fit the image of pacifistic and noble hippies who write gay bondage manuals.
I wonder how bad it's gonna get in 4, if 4 ever comes.
I am convinced they didn't leave it at that because they wanted zoophiles and all the retard millenial biowhore fans to have an animal to "romance". I have to this day refused to watch the Iron Bull romance scene.Qunari should've stayed more of a mystery culture and race, only known through various tales and accounts or Sten's descriptions.Don't forgetInquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
Tranquility - it's actually a living hell for the person and they suffer constantly, it doesn't protect them from demons, the Chantry knows but still does it to make them slightly more efficient slave workers
Lyrium - does literally nothing for the templars and their abilities, exclusively used to make them crack addicts for extra profits
One of the stupidest pieces of Inquisition Qunari lore was where they occupied a region and it was turned into a big fun commune where everyone was happy, then the Chantry came in and just started killing every civilian they found and the Qunari could've beaten them but chose not to and left because they didn't want more people getting hurt.Qunari - an inclusive bunch.Inquisition ruined every remaining interesting part of Dragon Age lore that could make biodrones uncomfortable and push them even a little out of their safe space.Leaving things like the chantry up to interpretation or having pros and cons was too much for the shit writers to handle. They had to portray "church bad, elf good".I wonder if the super elf wank was always the intended lore and all the religions were always meant to conclude with elf mages having been involved with literally everything.
Tranquility went from a topic up for debate, to being a fate worse than death in DA2, to something the church knew and purposefully caused in DA:I.
Shit pozzed writers across the board. They wanted an "awesome button" and also had to one up every part of the story. Chantry was bad enough, but the Elves and Dwarves reveals are literally universe altering bullshit. That was not in DA:O and was not a plan considering they didn't plan to make sequels.
Tranquility - no problem, some spirit in the Fade can touch a mind of a Tranquil and its cured, simple as that. Seekers knew it all along but did't tell because their leader was an asshole.
Templars addiction to Lyrium - with love and support of your friends you can just toughen it up and be clean and free.
The Culling - darkspawn blood poisoning that eventually makes Wardens crazy - don't worry about it, DA:O protagonist is working on a cure right now.
You can totally see Sten from Origins or even the leader from 2 telling you all of that. They sure fit the image of pacifistic and noble hippies who write gay bondage manuals.
I wonder how bad it's gonna get in 4, if 4 ever comes.