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Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

Semiurge

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You've made her look like a femboy. You are so gay!

You jest, but I like the Joan Jett look even if the long hair doesn't make sense for a warrior. Or maybe it doesn't matter at all if it's going to be bunched inside a helmet anyway.
 

Bulo

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A more historical look would be long hair braided up under a coif or cap, as was done to protect the hair before the invention of shampoo. Then you could have a moment of intimacy during the romance where she lets down her hair like a princess in a fairy tale. I suspect that modern writers don't actually know what a coif is though
 

La vie sexuelle

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"Reject gay"

*posts guy with a rippling hot body*

I would never have thought of this warrior as anything but a “generic barbarian,” and certainly not “guy with a rippling hot body.” Besides, I only chose this particular screen because it’s the only one that showcases the proto-Morrigan.

"Reject gay"

*posts guy with a rippling hot body*
La vie sexuelle is well established as a gigantic poofter

You faggots have some weird fetish with converting straight guys to gayness.

I realize I'm a cool guy with a nice demeanor and soft superficiality, but my ass is a fortress.
 

countrydoctor

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Imagine not wanting a hot GF who has your back in a bar fight.
There was no issue until clowns began treating entertainment as a stage for their political views. Looney troons hate 80s warrior chicks just as much as the rest of that entertainment era.
 

jaekl

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They should only be allowed if they're hot and show an appropriate amount of titty meat. That was always a fair compromise but the fat chicks who infested every development studio are so god damned greedy that they make you play as a girl and you don't even get to enjoy looking at her. It's a total assault on every one of your senses and a FUCKING DISGRACE. I hope they all have nothing but miscarriages for the rest of their lives. Amen.
 

jaekl

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titty meat
Professional 4ch incel lingo right here.

Nuh uh you're the virgin and you live in your parents basement and youre gay and you like anime and youre overweight and everything you say is actually a projection (real psychology term, look it up chud) and I am rubber and you are glue. now, begone from my notifications, I have to put some serious thought into which butt ugly woman I want to pretend to kiss in this game.
 
Shitposter
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Nuh uh you're the virgin and you live in your parents basement and youre gay and you like anime and youre overweight and everything you say is actually a projection (real psychology term, look it up chud) and I am rubber and you are glue. now, begone from my notifications, I have to put some serious thought into which butt ugly woman I want to pretend to kiss in this game
This is why your mom regretted not taking the plan b. She told me last night at her workplace, the whorehouse.
 

jaekl

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Nuh uh you're the virgin and you live in your parents basement and youre gay and you like anime and youre overweight and everything you say is actually a projection (real psychology term, look it up chud) and I am rubber and you are glue. now, begone from my notifications, I have to put some serious thought into which butt ugly woman I want to pretend to kiss in this game
This is why your mom regretted not taking the plan b. She told me last night at her workplace, the whorehouse.
Ooooh that was dumb of you.. u know why? Huh?? I told u i am rubber... Oh look here comes ur insult... here it comes!!

*BOING*

It's coming right back at you now and youre fuckin GLUE buddy. you know what that means right?? it's gonna stick right on u dumbass. HAHAHA - IT'S YOUR MOM NOW!!

No takebacks, live with the doomed post that you created bitch.
 

mediocrepoet

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Nuh uh you're the virgin and you live in your parents basement and youre gay and you like anime and youre overweight and everything you say is actually a projection (real psychology term, look it up chud) and I am rubber and you are glue. now, begone from my notifications, I have to put some serious thought into which butt ugly woman I want to pretend to kiss in this game
This is why your mom regretted not taking the plan b. She told me last night at her workplace, the whorehouse.
Ooooh that was dumb of you.. u know why? Huh?? I told u i am rubber... Oh look here comes ur insult... here it comes!!

*BOING*

It's coming right back at you now and youre fuckin GLUE buddy. you know what that means right?? it's gonna stick right on u dumbass. HAHAHA - IT'S YOUR MOM NOW!!

No takebacks, live with the doomed post that you created bitch.

Hey, let's dial it back a notch. No need to bring out the nuclear option like that.
 

jaekl

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Sorry bro i just get so pissed when these chuds come in here and make fun of my disabled middle-aged indian waifus and I lose it sometimes...
Back on topic, do you think they'll have a picnic mechanic so we can take our in game GF on a picnic and give them a smooch if we have a high enough courage stat?
 

santino27

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My team has the sexiest and deadliest waifus you can recruit.
I looked it up on urban dictionary. I did NOT need to know that.
If it makes you feel better the term is indeed an old British word for gay men but the explanation from urban dictionary isn't accurate, it just meant a feminine man, urban dictionary writers are just obsessed with shoehorning fart jokes into everything.
Past generations would also accept 'poof' for those who didn't want to waste an extra syllable.
 

Silverfish

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This is why your mom regretted not taking the plan b. She told me last night at her workplace, the whorehouse.

There's no shame in being an accountant at a whorehouse.

Back on topic, do you think they'll have a picnic mechanic so we can take our in game GF on a picnic and give them a smooch if we have a high enough courage stat?

Bold of you to assume Veilguard will have stats.
 

mediocrepoet

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Back on topic, do you think they'll have a picnic mechanic so we can take our in game GF on a picnic and give them a smooch if we have a high enough courage stat?

Bold of you to assume Veilguard will have stats.

Are you trying to be ironic? Because I think this is actually a good point in this case. God Bioware sucks. :lol:
 
Shitposter
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Ooooh that was dumb of you.. u know why? Huh?? I told u i am rubber... Oh look here comes ur insult... here it comes!!

*BOING*

It's coming right back at you now and youre fuckin GLUE buddy. you know what that means right?? it's gonna stick right on u dumbass. HAHAHA - IT'S YOUR MOM NOW!!

No takebacks, live with the doomed post that you created bitch.
Abortion could've stop this. Want a free ticket to vasectomy, buddy?

Man went full 4chuds posting over a pixel on a lightbox lmao.
 

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