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Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

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Come on that inbred (your father I assume?) that lives in your house can come up with something that worth an actual decent discussion, lmao.

Just go to 4ch, your fellow retard missed you.

Waiting for the next malding and retard posting over today's gameplay w/ commentary footage @IGN. This shit hole never cease to amaze me :)
 

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Strap Yourselves In Codex Year of the Donut Codex+ Now Streaming! Enjoy the Revolution! Another revolution around the sun that is. Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
This game has the UI as if it came from the worst time of PC ports of console games

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Even games like Deus Ex Invisible War had much better one.



Also graphics are vomit inducing. How come each of the Dragon Age games look worse and worse? What is going on in this company?!
 

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I looked it up on urban dictionary. I did NOT need to know that.
If it makes you feel better the term is indeed an old British word for gay men but the explanation from urban dictionary isn't accurate, it just meant a feminine man, urban dictionary writers are just obsessed with shoehorning fart jokes into everything.
UD is correct tho. Gays don't fart the same because their ass is permanently gaping open. They also shit their pants on a regular basis.
 

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This game has the UI as if it came from the worst time of PC ports of console games

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Even games like Deus Ex Invisible War had much better one.



Also graphics are vomit inducing. How come each of the Dragon Age games look worse and worse? What is going on in this company?!
you can't even look at the environment with all the shit everywhere

also that elf is black, it's so over
 
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you can't even look at the environment
In the past, a common solution was to apply a filter to the entire environment. This helped to make the user interface (UI) colors stand out when the overall scene appeared monotonous.

Every era is a reaction to previous era, so current era games do not or rarely - have filter anymore, prioritizing accurate color and in-game color paradigm, so this game, which has a lot of magic spells and flashing lights has a Clutter problem.
 

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Both aren't scary looking. I think the scary thing about darkspawn wasn't how they look, but how they are made.
I seem to recall some *serious* derp regarding that from DAO. So that dorf whatshername made her girlfriend into a broodmother so she can spawn endless derpspawn in order to get through a Maze of Ancient Dwarven Traps by making the derpspawn trigger the traps, rite? But the broodmother would need biomass to produce the derpspawn. Who is feeding her, and with what? Does she birth already mature derpspawn (possibly, cause she's so yuge she's bigger than yo momma)? Why do they follow whatshername's orders and go into the Maze of Ancient Dwarven Traps to trigger the traps?
 
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Who is feeding her, and with what?

Does she birth already mature derpspawn
Both of these questions can be answered with: "Don't worry about it", because that wasn't the point, imo.

Why do the follow whatshername's
Branka's story is that of Trolley problem and a question: What can change the nature of a woman?

Seriously. Because that wasn't explained well in DAO. Did she just woke up one day and decide, fuck let's get that iron thingy and create an army of drones to fight the chudspawns. Be lesbian, do war crime etc.
 

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Ah, the good old "it's fantasy, it doesn't have to make sense". Spieprzaj dziadu!*
Suspension of disbelief. The important part of a Story is the Story itself, the conflict and the solutions. The aim is to ask a question and let the player answer it or find pre-existing answer (C&C and shit), finding out whether a 3 month old chudspawn can be considered a full-chudspawn is not the point ---- is all I am saying.

I like polish people :-D, especially this kind:

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jaekl

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Come on that inbred (your father I assume?) that lives in your house can come up with something that worth an actual decent discussion, lmao.

Just go to 4ch, your fellow retard missed you.

Waiting for the next malding and retard posting over today's gameplay w/ commentary footage @IGN. This shit hole never cease to amaze me :)
no u
 

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The real tragedy would be if HijabProtector is polished enough to be a mediocre title which sates the bugman pallete like DA Inquisition which had no real controversy on its release.

If there's nothing overtly glaring and embarrassing that turns the game into a meme shortly after it's out they're likely to happily consume and create a positive feedback loop on places like Plebbit & Rejectera even if it's just as soulless as ME Andromeda but less memeable. Viral social media trends affect Goyslop consumers just as effectively as mass marketing does, if not moreso.
 

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Man, to think I would look back on Dragon Age 2 and say that's the best visual depiction of the Qunari in the series is wild.
 

Aarwolf

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Ah, the good old "it's fantasy, it doesn't have to make sense". Spieprzaj dziadu!*
Suspension of disbelief. The important part of a Story is the Story itself, the conflict and the solutions. The aim is to ask a question and let the player answer it or find pre-existing answer (C&C and shit), finding out whether a 3 month old chudspawn can be considered a full-chudspawn is not the point ---- is all I am saying.

I like polish people :-D, especially this kind:

Open_black_Kiwi.JPG

Skasuj konto.
 

Child of Malkav

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Ugh, our base is in the god damn fade...
I remember in Origins that it was a pretty big fucking deal going into the Fade, especially physically. Since, you know, the whole magisters and black city business which needed like 6 gorilion slaves to be sacrificed in order to be able to go into the Fade with your actual, physical bodies. But nah, now it's.....a thing I guess. It's what all the homies are doing. What a joke.
 

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