Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Camel]

Lmao both the interviewer and the interviewee are trannies. What a coincidence. Everything ok out there North America?

DA: Veilguard. By trannies for trannies.

 

[Alienman]

Ugh, our base is in the god damn fade...

I remember in Origins that it was a pretty big fucking deal going into the Fade, especially physically. Since, you know, the whole magisters and black city business which needed like 6 gorilion slaves to be sacrificed in order to be able to go into the Fade with your actual, physical bodies. But nah, now it's.....a thing I guess. It's what all the homies are doing. What a joke.

Would be funny if at the end, the protagonist decides to go back, but returns to a dried up corpse, buried deep in the ground.

 

[luj1]

Games = movies

 

[Child of Malkav]

Look at them Grey Wardens.

Please redeem saar!

 

[Hedasd]

Warrior skills had more colorful and bigger special effects than the mage abilities they showed here. How the hell did they manage that?

 

[Child of Malkav]

"The darkspawn are using the blight to augment themselves."

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Man, this game entire feel is just like Loot shooter. Even the animation to open the chest.

 

[Semiurge]

but my ass is a fortress.

As in impenetrable? There's no such thing. Grond will break.

 

[Semiurge]

This game has the UI as if it came from the worst time of PC ports of console games

Even games like Deus Ex Invisible War had much better one.



Also graphics are vomit inducing. How come each of the Dragon Age games look worse and worse? What is going on in this company?!

Absolute decline when all combo opportunities and resistances are underlined for you. You won't ever get the satisfaction of figuring things out yourself.

Both aren't scary looking. I think the scary thing about darkspawn wasn't how they look, but how they are made.

I seem to recall some *serious* derp regarding that from DAO. So that dorf whatshername made her girlfriend into a broodmother so she can spawn endless derpspawn in order to get through a Maze of Ancient Dwarven Traps by making the derpspawn trigger the traps, rite? But the broodmother would need biomass to produce the derpspawn. Who is feeding her, and with what? Does she birth already mature derpspawn (possibly, cause she's so yuge she's bigger than yo momma)? Why do they follow whatshername's orders and go into the Maze of Ancient Dwarven Traps to trigger the traps?

I thought her girlfirend was the ghoul you meet who keeps muttering that "nursery rhyme".

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/...=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I'm cringing so hard.

I hope hes a good dude, like Garus was to Sheppard, because he looks cool and hes a gray warden, insta party slot.

This one didn't even have the balls to call Davrin a bro, for understandable reasons.

What weak, pathetic beings they are.

Ugh, our base is in the god damn fade...

I remember in Origins that it was a pretty big fucking deal going into the Fade, especially physically. Since, you know, the whole magisters and black city business which needed like 6 gorilion slaves to be sacrificed in order to be able to go into the Fade with your actual, physical bodies. But nah, now it's.....a thing I guess. It's what all the homies are doing. What a joke.

Would be funny if at the end, the protagonist decides to go back, but returns to a dried up corpse, buried deep in the ground.

That's more or less in the plotline of the early '90s reboot of Shade, The Changing Man. A classic silver-era comic.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

6head Quanari

 

[Lagole Gon]

Still not as weird as negro elf.

 

[Necrensha]

Looks like Yakub's distant cousin.

 

[Morgoth]

This has "Play it safe" written all over it. Even game journos will likely only rate this a 6.5/10.

 

[sebas]

Both aren't scary looking.

Yes bro, but only one of them has fucking Scooby Dooby Doo eyes!

 

[Dishonoredbr]

6head Quanari

What a fucking

 

[Storyfag]

Both aren't scary looking. I think the scary thing about darkspawn wasn't how they look, but how they are made. Click to expand... I seem to recall some *serious* derp regarding that from DAO. So that dorf whatshername made her girlfriend into a broodmother so she can spawn endless derpspawn in order to get through a Maze of Ancient Dwarven Traps by making the derpspawn trigger the traps, rite? But the broodmother would need biomass to produce the derpspawn. Who is feeding her, and with what? Does she birth already mature derpspawn (possibly, cause she's so yuge she's bigger than yo momma)? Why do they follow whatshername's orders and go into the Maze of Ancient Dwarven Traps to trigger the traps?

I thought her girlfirend was the ghoul you meet who keeps muttering that "nursery rhyme".

You might be right, I remember DAO very dimly. It still doesn't explain why the derpspawn listen to that dwarf whatshername's orders, and who and with what is feeding the broodmother.

 

[Elttharion]

Look at them Grey Wardens.

Please redeem saar!

The last archdemon

 

[Lodis]

Why are the Grey Warden ranks made up of Indian women now? Do they do the needful for Darkspawn?

Also not sure how they accomplished it but mage gameplay looks even more boring than Inquisition’s.

 

[Old Hans]

6head Quanari

 

[La vie sexuelle]

You talk about the characters being ugly, but I'm fascinated by their facial animations. Watch it again from this angle. They look really weird. It reminds me of Andromeda. And it's not a matter of bugs, but probably a lack of mastery of the technology.

 

[Pink Eye]

Everything ok out there North America?

No. Our men are turning into women to cope with the inability to have sex.

 

[behold_a_man]

"If only you knew how bad things really are."

 

[Elttharion]

Lmao both the interviewer and the interviewee are trannies. What a coincidence. Everything ok out there North America?

Nerd communities devastated by HRT like black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s. Sad to watch.

 

[countrydoctor]

I just realized the combat reminds me about a fucking Xenoblade 2 of all games, same 3 abilities + ult and cross skill combos shit, now with 50 genders instead of anime girls with big tits.

 

[Lodis]

I'm still baffled at the fact that Warriors look more magical than Mages.