Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Child of Malkav]

Wouldn't it be a great spin/troll to ask for a "homophobia filter" as an accessibility feature?

Yeah, have them replace the homos with heteros.
And then find out through telemetry that like 99% of the players play with that accessibility setting on.
Can you imagine the fucking screeches? Like how Larian complained that players made white male characters instead of making demonic looking ones.

 

[Fedora Master]

While funny in concept, you can't hold a mirror to Leftoids. They have no intention of acting consistently even within the framework of their own worldview.

 

[Hammer Of The Heretics]

While funny in concept, you can't hold a mirror to Leftoids. They have no intention of acting consistently even within the framework of their own worldview.

Sometimes there is merit in getting them to expose their hypocrisy and immaturity before a more normal audience.

I remember when this whole "arachnophobia" thing started, back with DAO. This should have been a warning sign. Catering to the demands of tiny minorities at the expense of the majority.

Although it did give us the excellent 'arachnophilia' setting in Shadows Over Loathing. So many spiders...

 

[Cael]

A kingdom for a helmet!

Only 50c for a paper bag.

 

[Stoned Ape]

Codex, a serious question.

The previous versions of the qunari could presumably face plant into the pillow when they need some shut-eye.

Now, many of these new ones have curly horns protruding forward, providing effective 360 head rest denial.

How do these guys sleep? Discuss.

They sleep standing up with a long pole shoved up their arse to stop them from falling over. Just like everyone else in DA:TV.

 

[Lodis]

Here's your fanservice outfit

 

[jaekl]

Nice diaper bro

 

[Larianshill]

Here's your fanservice outfit

You're supposed to wear revealing outfits when you have something to reveal

 

[Lodis]

Far cry from the initial concept.

Guess the tranny director felt threatened over a fictional women having any sort of pronounced tits, ass, hips, etc.

 

[Semiurge]

Codex, a serious question.

The previous versions of the qunari could presumably face plant into the pillow when they need some shut-eye.

Now, many of these new ones have curly horns protruding forward, providing effective 360 head rest denial.

How do these guys sleep? Discuss.

 

[Caim]

Codex, a serious question.

The previous versions of the qunari could presumably face plant into the pillow when they need some shut-eye.

Now, many of these new ones have curly horns protruding forward, providing effective 360 head rest denial.

How do these guys sleep? Discuss.

They sleep sitting up.

 

[jaekl]

Here's your fanservice outfit

You're supposed to wear revealing outfits when you have something to reveal

a penis

 

[Semiurge]

They couldn't get past this new life defining question: what is a woman?

A person with XX chromos. No wait - that's an outdated, racist definition. Clear definitions themselves are racist.

 

[kapisi]

Here's your fanservice outfit

Heey, you must be one of them veilguard folks

 

[Modron]

Here's your fanservice outfit

I think the real metric of success for the biowarian crowd will be if someone is willing to spend 20K making a sexdoll out of this like some degenerate Larian fanboy did for Astarion.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Can you stop spamming this fuxxing picture already. I click on this thread only to be blasted with this shit in the face.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Matt Rhodes is often blamed for Bioware's art direction choices - I mean, it is his job - but trannization of women seems outside of his control? They always look alright on sketches.

Hm. It's like some crappy weird fiction horror story. Every woman you draw comes to live, but with male waist and top surgery scars.

 

[Cryomancer]

Zelda outselling Failguard 20 to 1.

 

[Modron]

Veilguard is out?

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

People actually watch that crap?

 

[Wasteland]

Veilguard is out?

Out and proud.

Oh, you meant "available for purchase?" In that case, no. It's a good thing, too. Even one person downloading this thing over public networks might be sufficient to give the entire internet AIDS. Cherish what little time we have left.

 

[Fargus]

Here's your fanservice outfit

Now we're talking. This is the hot quntari companion babe fans wanted all these years.


Child of Malkav

sorry, i had to do this to you

 

[Child of Malkav]

sorry, i had to do this to you

 

[S.H.O.D.A.N.]

 

[Fedora Master]

Here's your fanservice outfit