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Wirdschowerdn since you're the only person here excited about the game, are you going to play this on release? If yes, would you consider streaming? I'd happily grab a bottle of vodka and watch a 'dexer play it.
Good lord this thread is near 500 pages and that game ain't even got a demo or some kinda EA? Jfc you people talk about people's genitals more than pornhub comment sections.
But yeah, given that there's no DRM, if it's easy enough I'm considering sailing the seas just to at least poke in for at least a look. Partly for the same reason I watched Rings of Power - because it was fun to laugh at, and the people tearing it apart provided a tremendous amount of entertainment value. Hell, one of the reasons I even created an account way back in the day was because some heroic Codexer forced himself to play through the entirety of Inquisition and the commentary was fucking hilarious.
I will not be doing that. I simply do not care that much. But man I'd love to find that thread.
For all y'all praying for this to fail tho ... guys I'm real sorry but you're gonna be in for a disappointment. You guys actually have any faith in gaming media? Do you have
any idea how hungry people are to see a headline yelling "BIOWARE IS BACK!!" I'll tell you who knows, and it's every media outlet, and I'd be shocked if they didn't already have that headline ready to go. 8s, 9s and 10s across the board.
I was there for Bioshock Infinite. History is a flat circle, propelled ever onward by hype and fools.
That'll bring in a swarm of curious normies (they're targeting this at the "new generation"), but you gotta account that DA has an absolutely massive playerbase that will tell you, openly and frankly, that they
do not care about gameplay in the slightest. That's why I might push through this, because it's going to be a mindless hack'n'slash Dad of War buttonmasher that I can walk to the end of with half a functioning brain cell while I make my way through a podcast. What DA fans want are
story, character and romances, which takes up slots 1, 2 and 3, followed by 4, 5 and 6, with gameplay languishing so far down I don't think they've invented numbers for it yet. Sometimes at night you might hear its pitiless wailing. But you won't see it in this game.
Bioware knows they can push out low-effort, flashy, single brain cell combat and so long as the story is YA level "
rah power of friendship saves the world" with a hefty amount of shipping, this game will succeed.
Big time.
So yes, it will almost certainly suck. It will also almost certainly do massive numbers, create years of shipping wars on forums you've never even heard of, endless pages of deranged fan art, snag a very possible GOTY nomination and even a possible win.
Just buckle up for the suck, y'all. The Chiefs are 6-0 and there is no god.