Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Pink Eye]

The jury's out, it's a mastaphiece!

 

[Falksi]

But surely those are fake?

It's real:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LCv2aMoFCY&t=510s

If you don't want to watch the video, here's the screenshot of the relevant time stamp:

Those dislikes tho lol...

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[Lodis]

The gay pajeet from Inquisition became Wyll from BG3.

 

[Pink Eye]

Basedo Retardera coming to the rescue by DEBUNKING reviews!

 

[Xorazm]

To think, we thought the reviewers are paid shills thing was bad with crackpot scores like PCGamer's DA2 review, fast forward to this shitshow and this game is showered with perfect scores left, right and center, whilst bathing in identity politics. But there's no connection there, right... The clowns couldn't out themselves any more clearly and anyone who doesn't see it is living in blissful ignorance, for now.

PC Gamer has a pretty critical 79 - https://www.pcgamer.com/games/dragon-age/dragon-age-the-veilguard-review/

This seems to cut to the heart of it:

>Nobody's a jerk (for long) or has concerning opinions about mages or anything. Good people don't make great characters. There apparently just isn't time for nuance when there are gods to fight, so every character either has an intensely personal journey with no wider ramifications or a revenge pot against an unquestionably evil person.

In other words, people who wanted an even dumber, more YA style DA game with barely any thinking or RPG DNA left, they're sure to be delighted.

From what I've gathered, I genuinely can't point to a single thing that didn't get dumber.

 

[Melcar]

Guys, remember this?

 

[Camel]

They didn't even tried to connect to the actual in game lore. If you gonna insert any real word type of discussion , at least come up with a word , lore and in-game scenario, especialy one that's clearly Medival. It feels like the writers didn't even tried to be creative to insert their ideas.. They just pick up a Tumblr discussion and added to the game.

BioWare inserted modern troons with breast removal scars, pronouns and non-binary drivel into a medieval fantasy world.

 

[Semiurge]

The gay pajeet from Inquisition became Wyll from BG3.

Dorian wasn't pansexual so he, like the filthy cis-hetero slag Morrigan, gets the uglification treatment.

 

[Melcar]

Cuck Age: The Troonguard

 

[Camel]

4chan has 20 threads about Veilguard right now.

 

[Morgoth]

Steam pre-orders keep climbing.

"Oh noes!!1"

 

[Modron]

Steam pre-orders keep climbing.

"Oh noes!!1"

It's almost like preorders for games are at their highest when games are almost out, who knew?

 

[Hedasd]

The gay pajeet from Inquisition became Wyll from BG3.

I hate how they pajeetified the whole Tevinter Empire, they were supposed to be Mediterranean masterrace that fell on hard times. This guy doesnt even remotely looks like Dorian from Inqusition.

They also pajeetified the oversexualized latina while giving her a breast reduction surgery.

Is it also a woke trend to give every character hook noses? They are overdoing the uglifying at this point.

 

[cvv]

Very disappointed that Mortisimal found this turd to be his personal GotY... Expected better taste from a reviewer is respected.

Respected?

Mortismal is the kind of reviewer who'd play Stalin's communism to 100% and then say "the cons are people are a bit hungry and a bit dead sometimes but they have a lot of tanks and sing nice song, so that's it guys, ultimately there's a lot to like in this Communism game, see you next time".

I've never seen a more mush-brained, soulless, beige reviewer in my life. If he's "respected" it's only because he actually never says anything and so nobody is pissed off.

 

[Child of Malkav]

4chan has 20 threads about Veilguard right now.

The shills try to get that audience, please understand.

 

[Lacrymas]

Hot take: Isabela wasn't oversexualized, she was just hot.

 

[Pink Eye]

 

[Child of Malkav]

She appears in this one?

 

[MerchantKing]

I hope no one here on this prestigious website actually bought this game. That money is supposed to be used for Cleaveland's new game.

 

[Semiurge]

They also pajeetified the oversexualized latina while giving her a breast reduction surgery.

Isn't everything you see in DA2 supposed to come from Varric's oversexed memory / imagination anyway?

 

[Lucas]

Guys, remember this?

Yep, found it over the top just for the sake of it and with a ridiculous musical choice back then. Same impression rewatching it today

 

[Konjad]

I hope no one here on this prestigious website actually bought this game. That money is supposed to be used for Cleaveland's new game.

I'd rather flush my money down the toilet in both cases.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

They also pajeetified

Yeah, seems to be a common thing in Veilguard. The launch trailer had a pajeet rook in it too. It's like they're actively trying to chase away players.

Aren't pajeets (men/women) statistically the least desirable race after blacks on dating apps? Who the fuck is Bioware focus testing this shit on?

 

[Pink Eye]

This guy is trying real, real, hard to not say anything that'll harm his connections with EA-Bioware. This kind of pussyfooting is infuriating to watch:

 

[taxalot]

I hope no one here on this prestigious website actually bought this game. That money is supposed to be used for Cleaveland's new game.

The game is DRM free.