Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Lodis]

What's with all the "umm...I...oh my god!" quirky bullshit?

Things used to be so much simpler

 

[kapisi]

How can a dwarf be a magician in the first place, since they don't dream and can not enter the fade???

It's one of the plot points. In a dlc to inquisition you learn that dwarves were like a hive mind that lived inside Titans, or something like that.

Then evil elves killed Titans and made dwarves as they are

 

[Lodis]

How can a dwarf be a magician in the first place, since they don't dream and can not enter the fade???

It's one of the plot points. In a dlc to inquisition you learn that dwarves were like a hive mind that lived inside Titans, or something like that.

Then evil elves killed Titans and made dwarves as they are

Does everything in this setting just default to "the elves did it" now?

 

[Cael]

What's with all the "umm...I...oh my god!" quirky bullshit?

It is how men who claim to be women think how real women act. We got the same thing with that hbs lying freak: "Kamea is so pretty! And she's a PRINCESS! Squeee! Squeee! Isn't she pretty!!!"

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Finally watched the IGN review. The fake, forced positivity is too much to bear. They earned those 43K dislikes.

 

[kapisi]

Does everything in this setting just default to "the elves did it" now?

Always has been, since the prologue of origins

 

[kapisi]

Finally watched the IGN review. The fake, forced positivity is too much to bear. They earned those 43K dislikes.

 

[AfterVirtue]

The absolute worst part of combat is the way the "party" works. You don't have a party, not really. Mechanically, it works like a retarded card deck builder. You see, your two companions are immortal (they have no health bars) and aren't targeted nearly as much by enemies in battles like yourself - they're mostly ignored and do little damage besides. Instead, they only serve one real purpose in battles: for you to use their abilities. They can have three equipped at a time (as can you), and these ability cards are the only stuff that does any significant damage. You're supposed to figure out combos, but there's nothing to figure out. Use ability X to give an enemy the effect Y, then use ability Z that does extra damage against enemies affected by Y.

So they indeed made Jade Empire 2

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Finally watched the IGN review. The fake, forced positivity is too much to bear. They earned those 43K dislikes.

He literally speaks like a Reddit poster

“If I had to pick a favorite character, well gosh, they’re all my favorite.”

 

[kapisi]

He literally speaks like a Reddit poster

“If I had to pick a favorite character, well gosh, they’re all my favorite.”

I bet if you ask AI to write a veilguard review like a post on reddit, we will get a good approximation of all those reviews

 

[lycanwarrior]

What's the name of that Nazi game reviewer guy? He is going to have a field day with this lol.

Synthetic Man?

 

[aweigh]

positive spin on this:

- Acceleration can lead to a favorable result. Turbo-cringe poz like this grosses out normies.


'Subtle poz' is much worse since normies give it a pass.

 

[Elttharion]

What's with all the "umm...I...oh my god!" quirky bullshit?

Things used to be so much simpler

Then get a thicker blanket

 

[AfterVirtue]

positive spin on this:

- Acceleration can lead to a favorable result. Turbo-cringe poz like this grosses out normies.


'Subtle poz' is much worse since normies give it a pass.

Nick Land approves

That is - Trans orgies will set us free. Burn baby burn. (Disclaimer: The owner of the account may not necessary agree with his own words, citations, thoughts)

 

[kapisi]

positive spin on this:

- Acceleration can lead to a favorable result. Turbo-cringe poz like this grosses out normies.


'Subtle poz' is much worse since normies give it a pass.

Nick Land approves

That is - Trans orgies will set us free. Burn baby burn. (Disclaimer: The owner of the account may not necessary agree with his own words, citations, thoughts)

I liked "turbo-cringe poz" better than "self-quantification of teleoplaxy". It was more... earnest, you know

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Posted?



"RPG programmer"

"Dude we made a good game"

 

[kapisi]

Posted?



"RPG programmer"

"Dude we made a good game"

So what about that rpg, is it programmed yet?

Game isn't even out yet. It's like jerking off and saying "damn, I'm good"

Edit - dude, I unlocked an achievement for 100 posts

 

[quixotic]

"RPG programmer"

I don’t think I’ve ever seen somebody call themselves a [genre of the game they’re currently working on] programmer.

 

[Lucas]

Avatar! Where art thou? Free us all from this evil degeneration!

 

[Fargus]

"RPG programmer"

I don’t think I’ve ever seen somebody call themselves a [genre of the game they’re currently working on] programmer.

Makes sense. Chad Stevens writes the code while she just larps as programmer.

 

[kapisi]

Makes sense. Chad Stevens writes the code while she just larps as programmer.

Chances are she is Chad Stevens

 

[AfterVirtue]

I liked "turbo-cringe poz" better than "self-quantification of teleoplaxy". It was more... earnest, you know

Yeah, i get you. But the program requires us to accelerate the language too. We need a topological conceptual architecture to generate a fissure in the ontology of the noospheric layer so that the collapse generated by the focalization of the egregore shatter the poz-jail that concreted between, beyond and in us. But yeah, shitpost them to death is more earnest. (Disclaimer: The owner of the account may not necessary agree with his own words, citations, thoughts)

 

[kapisi]

I liked "turbo-cringe poz" better than "self-quantification of teleoplaxy". It was more... earnest, you know

Yeah, i get you. But the program requires us to accelerate the language too. We need a topological conceptual architecture to generate a fissure in the ontology of the noospheric layer so that the collapse generated by the focalization of the egregore shatter the poz-jail that concreted between, beyond and in us. But yeah, shitpost them to death is more earnest. (Disclaimer: The owner of the account may not necessary agree with his own words, citations, thoughts)

 

[AfterVirtue]

I liked "turbo-cringe poz" better than "self-quantification of teleoplaxy". It was more... earnest, you know

Yeah, i get you. But the program requires us to accelerate the language too. We need a topological conceptual architecture to generate a fissure in the ontology of the noospheric layer so that the collapse generated by the focalization of the egregore shatter the poz-jail that concreted between, beyond and in us. But yeah, shitpost them to death is more earnest. (Disclaimer: The owner of the account may not necessary agree with his own words, citations, thoughts)

See? it works.

 

[Late Bloomer]

I liked "turbo-cringe poz" better than "self-quantification of teleoplaxy". It was more... earnest, you know

Yeah, i get you. But the program requires us to accelerate the language too. We need a topological conceptual architecture to generate a fissure in the ontology of the noospheric layer so that the collapse generated by the focalization of the egregore shatter the poz-jail that concreted between, beyond and in us. But yeah, shitpost them to death is more earnest. (Disclaimer: The owner of the account may not necessary agree with his own words, citations, thoughts)