Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[damager]

Ain't gonna watch spoiler shit.

Yeah, you definitely want to go in blind to get the most out of this stuff.

Hahaha the thought of somebody avoiding spoilers to go blind into this just to experience this dialogue on launch day cracked me up so hard I nearly couldn’t hold my piss in on my way to work

 

[kapisi]

I bring you the good stuff. I recorded all sequences from the Qunari non-binary companion, Taash. Spoilers are a given (unless you don't care about her story).

DID SHE FUCKING SAY 'KAY BYE?

KAY? KAY MOTHAFUCKA WEEKES WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLY

' KAY, BYE! JESUS FUCK

 

[kapisi]

FUCK

 

[Svetovid]

I bring you the good stuff. I recorded all sequences from the Qunari non-binary companion, Taash. Spoilers are a given (unless you don't care about her story).

DID SHE FUCKING SAY 'KAY BYE?

KAY? KAY MOTHAFUCKA WEEKES WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLY

' KAY, BYE! JESUS FUCK

Still not nearly as cringe as the coffee conversation someone posted a ss of lol

 

[countrydoctor]

>Isabella misgenders Taash and starts doing pushups as an apology for "screwing up"

What am i even watching

 

[Dark Souls II]

I watched the whole thing and near the end the pirate looking woman is doing push-ups to apologize for accidentally "misgendering" the shehulk with horns.

 

[Fedora Master]

"Write what you know" brought to its misbegotten conclusion.

E: Hey Infinitron , you gonna play this game? Have a taste of your own slop for once? That'd be a hoot.
(Of course not, the Yid doesn't drink from the well he poisons.)

 

[Sentinel]

Look at this diversity of roleplaying choices.
Like holy shit, remember when in DAO you could screw over a dude just to fuck a desire demon? Be the most miserable cunt possible towards everyone?

Why are the responses numbered from right to left? Was this game made by muslims, wtf

 

[bat_boro]

https://youtu.be/CYzTNy1y7KU?si=9Sg9A5bUWV7GH4Lm&t=1276
Here's the pushup timestamp kek

 

[Camel]

>Isabella misgenders Taash and starts doing pushups as an apology for "screwing up"

What am i even watching

Does "misgendering" an imaginary she-troon make you a bigot?

 

[I eat frozen vegetables]

This ugly tranny was hired to work on the game. Used to work for Kotaku.

 

[Lucas]

My facial expression while watching that whole thing:

 

[Terenty]

I bring you the good stuff. I recorded all sequences from the Qunari non-binary companion, Taash. Spoilers are a given (unless you don't care about her story).

So her whole character arc is a step by step guide on how to come out as a non-binary to your parents...

 

[Lacrymas]

So her whole character arc is a step by step guide on how to come out as a non-binary to your parents...

To your very accepting parents who love you unconditionally anyway*

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Of course they brought in the Dialogue wheel. Even though not even the Fallout 4 normies liked it.

Like somebody stated they wanna go for that FORTNITE money, meaning you have to attract even 4 year olds that can barely hold a controller or learned to speak.

What they don't understand is these kids don't buy games derived from RPG's. It's just total nonsense to think this a good idea to make sales. Slop that will flop. You can not artificial engineer an audience like this. Either you pump out a banger or you can pack your shit and go home.

I think any attempt to target children has nothing to do with sales and everything to with bringing the ideology to children.

Isn't it rated for mature audience?

 

[damager]

I bring you the good stuff. I recorded all sequences from the Qunari non-binary companion, Taash. Spoilers are a given (unless you don't care about her story).

So her whole character arc is a step by step guide on how to come out as a non-binary to your parents...

At least she was actually born like this

 

[kangaxx]

It sounds like this game was written with the express purpose of humiliating all normal RPG fans.

I assume this insecurity is driven by mental illness, as it seems to be with transsexuals.

 

[The Wall]

"Write what you know" brought to its misbegotten conclusion.

E: Hey Infinitron , you gonna play this game? Have a taste of your own slop for once? That'd be a hoot.
(Of course not, the Yid doesn't drink from the well he poisons.)

This sounds deranged. To those without complete DATA context of everything prior to this moment. People simply don't have information about how TRULY DEEPLY FUCKED things are. And yes. Mathematically objectively Jews are HUGE part of reason why we are where we are. Sounds deranged. Because you don't have complete DATA context

 

[Lacrymas]

Isn't it rated for mature audience?

I assume it's rated for a mature audience because of the infamous discrimination against the LGBTs on the rating boards (in a lot of other places too when evaluating the appropriate age range for media. Youtube insta-flags anything vaguely LGBT as mature and non-monetizable). Everything LGBT is considered mature, regardless of how explicit it is.

 

[The Wall]

It sounds like this game was written with the express purpose of humiliating all normal RPG fans.

I assume this insecurity is driven by mental illness, as it seems to be with transsexuals.

Yes but have you noticed LEGION of old skool Devs and normies, best represented in archetypical avatar of Youtuber Act Man, who nod, smile and slurp this WOKE shit. Infinitron is yet to share single thought with rest of us about this goyslop. He simply does his job, pours goylop into feeding container for his dear Codex goyim piggies, walks away without a single word, fires up Wizardry and puts headphones on while World outside burns

 

[Hellion]

Corrine Busche has said in interviews that "Veilguard is the kind of game xe would have wanted to play when xe was young" so the game being an unloved troon's power fantasy was expected, but dear lord they really went ALL IN. I almost can't believe this footage is real.

 

[The Wall]

Isn't it rated for mature audience?

I assume it's rated for a mature audience because of the infamous discrimination against the LGBTs on the rating boards (in a lot of other places too when evaluating the appropriate age range for media. Youtube insta-flags anything vaguely LGBT as mature and non-monetizable). Everything LGBT is considered mature, regardless of how explicit it is.

While they are the most immature, infantile, sex obssesed pests. Whose entire lives revolve around eating and fucking with not a single thought spent on anything else. Animals. No, worse

 

[Stoned Ape]

Every attempt Bioware have made to create an interesting ARPG combat system has been unspectacular so far.

Jade Empire's combat was boring. DA2's combat was boring. Mass Effect's combat was boring. The combat in DA:TV looks boring.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Oof

 

[Lacrymas]

While they are the most immature, infantile, sex obssesed pests.

This is kind of true if we are looking only at the Grindr community. There's a problem with wide-spread body image issues, insecurity and inability to form long-lasting relationships due to various similar factors among the gays. That would've been nice to explore in this overwhelmingly queer game, but the devs deemed it more necessary to include a whole character whose entire arc is coming out to loving parents/mother.